Evan Hook
@evanrhook.bsky.social
Billionaire 💰, Genius 🤯, International Fashion Model 🕴️ Former lover of Timothée Chalamet ❤️ and a compulsive liar 😉LGB with the T 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 5 Years Sober 🚫🍺🍸🥃🚫
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Evan Hook
@evanrhook.bsky.social
· Dec 6
Wild Friday night - featuring guest appearances from Netflix, Disney+ and YouTube 😩🫣😂
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I shine a laser pointer in my neighbor's window when they're gone. Their cat has trashed 3 sets of mini blinds chasing it. They have no idea it's me. Am l evil? Yes, I am.
March 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I shine a laser pointer in my neighbor's window when they're gone. Their cat has trashed 3 sets of mini blinds chasing it. They have no idea it's me. Am l evil? Yes, I am.
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“Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” – Rita Moreno
Roses from my garden last summer. 🌹🌱
#RoseWednesday #Roses #Flowers #Photography #Micro #Bloomscrolling #Gardening
Roses from my garden last summer. 🌹🌱
#RoseWednesday #Roses #Flowers #Photography #Micro #Bloomscrolling #Gardening
March 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” – Rita Moreno
Roses from my garden last summer. 🌹🌱
#RoseWednesday #Roses #Flowers #Photography #Micro #Bloomscrolling #Gardening
Roses from my garden last summer. 🌹🌱
#RoseWednesday #Roses #Flowers #Photography #Micro #Bloomscrolling #Gardening
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Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.
American voters:
American voters:
a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.
American voters:
American voters:
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@privateeyenews.bsky.social on top form as usual this issue.
March 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
@privateeyenews.bsky.social on top form as usual this issue.
If you see this post, post or quote repost a tree.
March 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you see this post, post or quote repost a tree.
Do we know which had the longer run time - Adrien Brody’s movie or his speech?
March 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Do we know which had the longer run time - Adrien Brody’s movie or his speech?
Maybe Demi Moore secretly didn’t want to win, to prove that The Substance was right? 👀
March 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Maybe Demi Moore secretly didn’t want to win, to prove that The Substance was right? 👀
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Mikey Madison winning is such a fun epilogue to the Substance
March 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Mikey Madison winning is such a fun epilogue to the Substance
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This year's Oscars, in terms of iconic moments
March 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This year's Oscars, in terms of iconic moments
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Adrien Brody shut up challenge
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Adrien Brody shut up challenge
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Adrien Brody is the first person to win 2 #Oscars with only 2 nominations.
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Adrien Brody is the first person to win 2 #Oscars with only 2 nominations.
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
If Brody doesn’t win Best Actor, it’s purely because of the AI scandal.
March 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If Brody doesn’t win Best Actor, it’s purely because of the AI scandal.
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TWO songs from The Wiz?? 😍
QUEEN LATIFAH?? 😍😍
QUEEN LATIFAH?? 😍😍
March 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
TWO songs from The Wiz?? 😍
QUEEN LATIFAH?? 😍😍
QUEEN LATIFAH?? 😍😍
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Okay Latifah singing The Wiz in a sea of golden androgynously uniformed dancers? THIS IS MY OSCARS
March 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Okay Latifah singing The Wiz in a sea of golden androgynously uniformed dancers? THIS IS MY OSCARS
Certainly don’t take a lifetime to get your ass from your seat to the stage, and then complain that you didn’t have enough time to thank your next door neighbour’s cat in your acceptance speech
#Oscars2025
#Oscars2025
Dear everyone: If you ever win an award GET ONSTAGE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. No one needs to see you stop and hug or shake hands with ten people on the way. Do that after.
March 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Certainly don’t take a lifetime to get your ass from your seat to the stage, and then complain that you didn’t have enough time to thank your next door neighbour’s cat in your acceptance speech
#Oscars2025
#Oscars2025
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‘THE BRUTALIST’ has won Best Cinematography at the #Oscars
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
March 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
‘THE BRUTALIST’ has won Best Cinematography at the #Oscars
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
I feel like watching The Brutalist was basically a training exercise for this ceremony.
Pee break anyone?
Pee break anyone?
March 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I feel like watching The Brutalist was basically a training exercise for this ceremony.
Pee break anyone?
Pee break anyone?
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Miley Cyrus is slowly completing her metamorphosis into Walton Goggins
March 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Miley Cyrus is slowly completing her metamorphosis into Walton Goggins
March 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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The speeches of the night right here.
No Other Land wins Best Documentary Feature Film at the #Oscars
The film was the Highest Rated Documentary on Letterboxd in 2024.
The film was the Highest Rated Documentary on Letterboxd in 2024.
March 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The speeches of the night right here.
Wow. What a powerful speech.
I get it when people say that awards shows are pointless and over the top. Celebrating people who are celebrated all the time. Blah blah.
And then two young men come out and say something as moving as that.
THIS is how you use a platform.
#oscars2025
I get it when people say that awards shows are pointless and over the top. Celebrating people who are celebrated all the time. Blah blah.
And then two young men come out and say something as moving as that.
THIS is how you use a platform.
#oscars2025
March 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Wow. What a powerful speech.
I get it when people say that awards shows are pointless and over the top. Celebrating people who are celebrated all the time. Blah blah.
And then two young men come out and say something as moving as that.
THIS is how you use a platform.
#oscars2025
I get it when people say that awards shows are pointless and over the top. Celebrating people who are celebrated all the time. Blah blah.
And then two young men come out and say something as moving as that.
THIS is how you use a platform.
#oscars2025
Jonathan Ross’s mood for tonight summed up in one picture.
March 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Jonathan Ross’s mood for tonight summed up in one picture.