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Lex
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29 ~ east london via the black country ~ they/them ~ 👾🎬🎵
omg one of madonna's most bafflingly shit songs has finally made it onto streaming music.apple.com/gb/album/aut...
Auto-Tune Baby by Madonna on Apple Music
Song · 2015 · Duration 4:00
music.apple.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
one of my new year's resolutions is no more working-from-bed and i fear tomorrow morning is going to be one of the hardest tests of my resolve i've ever experienced
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
[charli xcx voice] i think im gonna mart in this maus
January 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
seated for Martin Supremacist
January 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
nuclear strength sunday scaries and i've not even made it out of bed yet
January 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
girl what the fuck
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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"2026" is a pretty futuristic-sounding year. 2027 is not. I can't explain this. The next big one is 2031. 2049 is gonna be huge.
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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𝘈𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴, starring the Marx Bros., is in the public domain now. Here’s a Blu-ray quality copy on the Internet Archive.

https://archive.org/details/animal-crackers-pnm
Animal Crackers (1930) [P&M] Blu-Ray (9.8GB) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
For the P&M; collection, I scour the web for the highest fidelity uploads of films, whether that be here on the Archive, elsewhere on the web, on bittorrent or...
archive.org
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 AM
there's people hitting legal drinking age this year who were born after Super Smash Bros Brawl
January 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Briar Blush you come to me as a long lost friend with whom I once picked apples in papa's orchard
January 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
January 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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If the British government, and indeed other governments, can’t muster a fast and strong response to Twitter adding a facility enabling users to create and share AI child sexual abuse material then not sure what Musk could ever do that would actually provoke a response.
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Katseye have GOT to be a practical joke there's no way yous think these songs are good sorry
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 PM
playing a niche indie game nobody's ever heard of
January 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
a lot of people don't know that sabrina carpenter was a key figure in the syrian civil war
January 2, 2026 at 11:01 AM
this season of Canada's Drag Race has been so good I sincerely did not think they still had it in them
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 AM
look at my satisfying wordle score

Wordle 1,658 5/6*

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January 2, 2026 at 8:56 AM
me
January 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
this secret traitor twist is shit sorry
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
the concept of it being 2026
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
technically RuPaul is in Fortnite right now
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM