Lex
@glitterstrands.bsky.social
beat me up and earn 15 silver points
29 ~ black country babe in east london ~ they/them ~ 👾🎬🎵
29 ~ black country babe in east london ~ they/them ~ 👾🎬🎵
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
just watched the movie maybe I am an anime girlie after all...
been hearing the film is incredible so... mama let's research.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
just watched the movie maybe I am an anime girlie after all...
Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I'm goin to jail 😫🤯🤣
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I'm goin to jail 😫🤯🤣
what the hell, sure
First look at Ice Spice in ‘THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS’
In theaters on December 19.
In theaters on December 19.
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
what the hell, sure
I think those tube station signs that are just massive walls of text full of shoehorned song titles whenever there's a concert on are a sign of our country's deeply unwell psyche
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I think those tube station signs that are just massive walls of text full of shoehorned song titles whenever there's a concert on are a sign of our country's deeply unwell psyche
this week's All's Fair genuinely a masterclass in tastelessness. absolute gutter television. outdoes itself every episode. 🕺the music is my life🕺
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
this week's All's Fair genuinely a masterclass in tastelessness. absolute gutter television. outdoes itself every episode. 🕺the music is my life🕺
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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"UNTIL SOMEBODY BUILDS A BIGGER BOB-OMB"
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"UNTIL SOMEBODY BUILDS A BIGGER BOB-OMB"
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I would prefer it if Wes Streeting did not become Prime Minister
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I would prefer it if Wes Streeting did not become Prime Minister
Bridget Jones' Diary
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Caddyshack
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Caddyshack
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Bridget Jones' Diary
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Caddyshack
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Caddyshack
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy
secure your wig sis robyn is coming
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
secure your wig sis robyn is coming
they should just make Bond a zombie. refuse to explain it, not have anyone even mention the fact that he's a zombie, but make him a zombie
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
they should just make Bond a zombie. refuse to explain it, not have anyone even mention the fact that he's a zombie, but make him a zombie
where's your fucking poppy
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
where's your fucking poppy
NEW ROBYN IN TWO DAYS
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
NEW ROBYN IN TWO DAYS
I didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
need to go find lunch but The Beast is Comfortable so I will instead be starving
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
need to go find lunch but The Beast is Comfortable so I will instead be starving
Cool And Fun that the bulk of this memo is complaining that the BBC is not enough of a right wing propaganda machine and every major political party is falling over itself to agree
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Cool And Fun that the bulk of this memo is complaining that the BBC is not enough of a right wing propaganda machine and every major political party is falling over itself to agree
gonna put down the vape for a bit tomorrow and I fear it is going to turn me into an absolute fucking monster
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
gonna put down the vape for a bit tomorrow and I fear it is going to turn me into an absolute fucking monster
"you better not be cunty newham pigeon when i get there"
me asf:
me asf:
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"you better not be cunty newham pigeon when i get there"
me asf:
me asf:
sorry I'm late has anyone done this one yet
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
sorry I'm late has anyone done this one yet
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
accidentally adopted a bold new practice of alternating between Disney movies and fucked up shit #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
accidentally adopted a bold new practice of alternating between Disney movies and fucked up shit #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
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this must've been so annoying before computers
March 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
this must've been so annoying before computers