Lex
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beat me up and earn 15 silver points
29 ~ black country babe in east london ~ they/them ~ 👾🎬🎵
29 ~ black country babe in east london ~ they/them ~ 👾🎬🎵
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my religion is that i'd like to believe when you die you have to actually Hear Yourself and then the damned will crawl into Hell of their own free will
Govt minister Alex Norris is asked if the govt will take jewellery from people [fleeing war and persecution]. Norris says the govt won't be taking peoples wedding rings but they will seize assets.
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
my religion is that i'd like to believe when you die you have to actually Hear Yourself and then the damned will crawl into Hell of their own free will
This enormous Josh Grovan will devour us all!
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This enormous Josh Grovan will devour us all!
absolute gen alpha carnage in the Stratford McDonald's as they just called order 67
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
absolute gen alpha carnage in the Stratford McDonald's as they just called order 67
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People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
what fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child?
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
what fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child?
please welcome to the stage... Elizabeth Line-Suspension
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
please welcome to the stage... Elizabeth Line-Suspension
just accidentally started an episode of Smiling Friends in Portuguese and it took me a full minute to realise they weren't just doing a bit
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
just accidentally started an episode of Smiling Friends in Portuguese and it took me a full minute to realise they weren't just doing a bit
it's the fucking wucking baby
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
it's the fucking wucking baby
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it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
thank you Horny Guy With Chainsaw For Arms for saving my week #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
thank you Horny Guy With Chainsaw For Arms for saving my week #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
RuPaul's one frame of reference for Ar Sunita being Everybody's Talking About Jamie :/
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
RuPaul's one frame of reference for Ar Sunita being Everybody's Talking About Jamie :/
new Robyn, new Charli (x2) and new ConMan within the same week is like, scary levels of Everything's Coming Up Lex
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
new Robyn, new Charli (x2) and new ConMan within the same week is like, scary levels of Everything's Coming Up Lex
therapist: the Monica Lewinsky wax figure can't hurt you
the Monica Lewinsky wax figure:
the Monica Lewinsky wax figure:
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
therapist: the Monica Lewinsky wax figure can't hurt you
the Monica Lewinsky wax figure:
the Monica Lewinsky wax figure:
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
just watched the movie maybe I am an anime girlie after all...
been hearing the film is incredible so... mama let's research.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
just watched the movie maybe I am an anime girlie after all...
Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I'm goin to jail 😫🤯🤣
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I'm goin to jail 😫🤯🤣
what the hell, sure
First look at Ice Spice in ‘THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS’
In theaters on December 19.
In theaters on December 19.
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
what the hell, sure
I think those tube station signs that are just massive walls of text full of shoehorned song titles whenever there's a concert on are a sign of our country's deeply unwell psyche
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I think those tube station signs that are just massive walls of text full of shoehorned song titles whenever there's a concert on are a sign of our country's deeply unwell psyche
this week's All's Fair genuinely a masterclass in tastelessness. absolute gutter television. outdoes itself every episode. 🕺the music is my life🕺
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
this week's All's Fair genuinely a masterclass in tastelessness. absolute gutter television. outdoes itself every episode. 🕺the music is my life🕺
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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"UNTIL SOMEBODY BUILDS A BIGGER BOB-OMB"
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"UNTIL SOMEBODY BUILDS A BIGGER BOB-OMB"
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I would prefer it if Wes Streeting did not become Prime Minister
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I would prefer it if Wes Streeting did not become Prime Minister