Pheloneigh
@malchikhey.bsky.social
A homosexual gay. Almost certainly being sarcastic.
Honestly my favourite media right now is straight guys being emotionally invested in Heated Rivalry. Hook that shit right up to my veins, I salute you kings š«”.
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Honestly my favourite media right now is straight guys being emotionally invested in Heated Rivalry. Hook that shit right up to my veins, I salute you kings š«”.
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Kemi discovering after 15 months that Robert Jenrick has been plotting in "secret"
January 15, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Kemi discovering after 15 months that Robert Jenrick has been plotting in "secret"
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Me helping my allies in Crusader Kings 3
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 15, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Me helping my allies in Crusader Kings 3
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Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors
Surely that's the first suicide bombing we have had on The Traitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Surely that's the first suicide bombing we have had on The Traitors
The fact that the copy of the US constitution I got out the cupboard at work has gone mouldy is just lazy work from the writers' room
January 14, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The fact that the copy of the US constitution I got out the cupboard at work has gone mouldy is just lazy work from the writers' room
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I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
Ah, that'll do it!
January 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Ah, that'll do it!
What in the Chernobyl is happening here?
January 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
What in the Chernobyl is happening here?
Oh, you think you're terminally online do you?
Well, I just sent my line manager a TikTok of the Heated Rivalry guys joking that there's no Etsy in that cinematic universe, with the comment 'that means canonically Charlie Kirk is still alive in HR'
Well, I just sent my line manager a TikTok of the Heated Rivalry guys joking that there's no Etsy in that cinematic universe, with the comment 'that means canonically Charlie Kirk is still alive in HR'
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Oh, you think you're terminally online do you?
Well, I just sent my line manager a TikTok of the Heated Rivalry guys joking that there's no Etsy in that cinematic universe, with the comment 'that means canonically Charlie Kirk is still alive in HR'
Well, I just sent my line manager a TikTok of the Heated Rivalry guys joking that there's no Etsy in that cinematic universe, with the comment 'that means canonically Charlie Kirk is still alive in HR'
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As with MAGA in the US, Reform and the Conservatives absolutely *have* to have high levels of crime, violence and depravity in diverse communities or their entire hate campaign falls apart.
January 12, 2026 at 9:43 AM
As with MAGA in the US, Reform and the Conservatives absolutely *have* to have high levels of crime, violence and depravity in diverse communities or their entire hate campaign falls apart.
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My first reaction to this: oh boooooo, lighten up.
My second reaction to this: *so* much queer romance stuff is almost entirely sexless; sanitised for straight audiences. So actually making it raunchy for once is quite a statement ā even if this reviewer has missed it entirely.
My second reaction to this: *so* much queer romance stuff is almost entirely sexless; sanitised for straight audiences. So actually making it raunchy for once is quite a statement ā even if this reviewer has missed it entirely.
Heated Rivalry review ā these physically perfect people have so much sex itās tedious
Heated Rivalry review ā these physically perfect people have so much sex itās tedious
This steamy queer romance between ice hockey rivals is packed with constant shots of muscular bottoms in fancy hotel rooms. But a bit more character development or emotional investment wouldnāt go amiss
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
My first reaction to this: oh boooooo, lighten up.
My second reaction to this: *so* much queer romance stuff is almost entirely sexless; sanitised for straight audiences. So actually making it raunchy for once is quite a statement ā even if this reviewer has missed it entirely.
My second reaction to this: *so* much queer romance stuff is almost entirely sexless; sanitised for straight audiences. So actually making it raunchy for once is quite a statement ā even if this reviewer has missed it entirely.
So jealous of the UK š¬s who are getting to enjoy Heated Rivalry for the first time
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
So jealous of the UK š¬s who are getting to enjoy Heated Rivalry for the first time
Just seen a dozy American try to start "and to think Britain colonised the world for spices šš" discourse in the comments of a TikTok of an *Irish* woman talking about *Irish* food
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Just seen a dozy American try to start "and to think Britain colonised the world for spices šš" discourse in the comments of a TikTok of an *Irish* woman talking about *Irish* food
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once again we are all tapping the sign
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
once again we are all tapping the sign
*Indigenous Americans have joined the chat*
Trump on Greenland: āThe fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesnāt mean they own the land.ā
January 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
*Indigenous Americans have joined the chat*
I love The Pitt but each episode takes me 3hrs to watch as I have to pause it every 30 seconds and google whatever the fuck medical terminology they're using
homer simpson is reading a book about nuclear reactor safety
ALT: homer simpson is reading a book about nuclear reactor safety
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I love The Pitt but each episode takes me 3hrs to watch as I have to pause it every 30 seconds and google whatever the fuck medical terminology they're using
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A headline for the ages www.politico.eu/article/fran...
France delays G7 to avoid clash with White House cage fighting on Trumpās birthday
French President Emmanuel Macronās office said the new schedule is āthe result of our consultations with G7 partners.ā
https://www.politico.eu/article/france-delay-g7-white-house-donald-trump-birthday/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=alert&utm_campaign=France%20delays%20G7%20to%20avoid%20clash%20with%20White%20House%20cage%20fighting%20on%20Trumpās%20birthday
January 9, 2026 at 11:14 AM
A headline for the ages www.politico.eu/article/fran...
(this is a joke btw)
January 9, 2026 at 10:27 AM
(this is a joke btw)
I too yearn for the sweet release of death
January 9, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I too yearn for the sweet release of death
Having finally caught up.with today's Traitors I can't believe they disproved the fourth law of Thermodynamics: normally removing a gay from the situation DECREASES the likelihood of drama
January 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Having finally caught up.with today's Traitors I can't believe they disproved the fourth law of Thermodynamics: normally removing a gay from the situation DECREASES the likelihood of drama
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weird pop-up? #TheTraitors #Traitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
weird pop-up? #TheTraitors #Traitors