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Jack
@jhol95.bsky.social
Devon boy, bisexual mess.

📍Manchester
This and the gay hockey show 😌
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Going M&S foodhall anyone want owt? x
January 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Kemi discovering after 15 months that Robert Jenrick has been plotting in "secret"
January 15, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Sums up how rubbish Badenoch is that she has been forced into a “You’re dumping me? I’m dumping you!” rather than just sacking and disbarring Jenrick over the many, many things that would have kept him out of any Tory Cabinet since 1968.
January 15, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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“Short is when you gag the market”
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Wasn't meant to go out last night. Went out. Snogged at least 4 people
January 11, 2026 at 10:04 AM
You thick duplicitous cunt.
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I will make an impassioned case for Veep's final season being it's overall finest to anyone willing to listen (not enough people)
plenty to choose from but I think the Veep finale stands alone - at least to me! - as it's so flawless it manages to somehow retrospectively elevate the whole series, and give it more depth than you'd maybe assumed while watching it
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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plenty to choose from but I think the Veep finale stands alone - at least to me! - as it's so flawless it manages to somehow retrospectively elevate the whole series, and give it more depth than you'd maybe assumed while watching it
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Woke up sad today and idek why
December 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Moustache slander on the timeline is it
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Opener was unfortunately even funnier — pure Partridge
December 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Intellectually I understand that the Championship is itself an increasingly lucrative global business now etc but no I’m sorry, it is always going to be deeply surreal to have an American channel advertising their coverage of the big 26 December matchup of Birmingham vs Derby County
It's a Boxing Day showdown in Birmingham 🏟️
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Playing a version of pass the parcel and there was a vibrator in there 😭😭
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Christmas at my sister's in laws hitting it for six thus far
December 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
One upside to the recurring "winter episode" is that putting some weight back on over the hols is probably for the best
December 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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okay who leaked my wikipedia page
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Got me helix done x
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Got bought flowers 🥹
December 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM