Evan Hook
@evanrhook.bsky.social
Billionaire 💰, Genius 🤯, International Fashion Model 🕴️ Former lover of Timothée Chalamet ❤️ and a compulsive liar 😉LGB with the T 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 5 Years Sober 🚫🍺🍸🥃🚫
If you see this post, post or quote repost a tree.
March 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you see this post, post or quote repost a tree.
Wow. What a powerful speech.
I get it when people say that awards shows are pointless and over the top. Celebrating people who are celebrated all the time. Blah blah.
And then two young men come out and say something as moving as that.
THIS is how you use a platform.
#oscars2025
I get it when people say that awards shows are pointless and over the top. Celebrating people who are celebrated all the time. Blah blah.
And then two young men come out and say something as moving as that.
THIS is how you use a platform.
#oscars2025
March 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Wow. What a powerful speech.
I get it when people say that awards shows are pointless and over the top. Celebrating people who are celebrated all the time. Blah blah.
And then two young men come out and say something as moving as that.
THIS is how you use a platform.
#oscars2025
I get it when people say that awards shows are pointless and over the top. Celebrating people who are celebrated all the time. Blah blah.
And then two young men come out and say something as moving as that.
THIS is how you use a platform.
#oscars2025
Jonathan Ross’s mood for tonight summed up in one picture.
March 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Jonathan Ross’s mood for tonight summed up in one picture.
Duolingo truly is an education.
You might think I’m just learning how to speak French, but you’d be wrong.
The cultural insights are equally as valuable 😂
You might think I’m just learning how to speak French, but you’d be wrong.
The cultural insights are equally as valuable 😂
February 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Duolingo truly is an education.
You might think I’m just learning how to speak French, but you’d be wrong.
The cultural insights are equally as valuable 😂
You might think I’m just learning how to speak French, but you’d be wrong.
The cultural insights are equally as valuable 😂
Lunchtime shower leaving me feeling fresh as a daisy 🌼
*feeling - I never said “looking”
*feeling - I never said “looking”
February 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Lunchtime shower leaving me feeling fresh as a daisy 🌼
*feeling - I never said “looking”
*feeling - I never said “looking”
Barely awake - but very grateful to be turning 32 today! Getting older is a privilege that not everybody gets - enjoy it.
That said, I’m well aware that I don’t look a day over 47… 😂
Thanks for the birthday messages!! ❤️😘
That said, I’m well aware that I don’t look a day over 47… 😂
Thanks for the birthday messages!! ❤️😘
December 15, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Barely awake - but very grateful to be turning 32 today! Getting older is a privilege that not everybody gets - enjoy it.
That said, I’m well aware that I don’t look a day over 47… 😂
Thanks for the birthday messages!! ❤️😘
That said, I’m well aware that I don’t look a day over 47… 😂
Thanks for the birthday messages!! ❤️😘
It’s tiiiiiiiime 🎄🎅
December 7, 2024 at 5:01 PM
It’s tiiiiiiiime 🎄🎅
Wild Friday night - featuring guest appearances from Netflix, Disney+ and YouTube 😩🫣😂
December 6, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Wild Friday night - featuring guest appearances from Netflix, Disney+ and YouTube 😩🫣😂
Too cold to be productive.
Perfect weather for bingeing tv.
Perfect weather for bingeing tv.
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Too cold to be productive.
Perfect weather for bingeing tv.
Perfect weather for bingeing tv.
Definite Tuesday vibes.
Black and white filter, but no other edits.
I did take another 741 to get this though.
#relatable
Black and white filter, but no other edits.
I did take another 741 to get this though.
#relatable
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Definite Tuesday vibes.
Black and white filter, but no other edits.
I did take another 741 to get this though.
#relatable
Black and white filter, but no other edits.
I did take another 741 to get this though.
#relatable
Gotta love it when you get some last minute unpredicted sun at the end of a British Summer!
Win.
Win.
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Gotta love it when you get some last minute unpredicted sun at the end of a British Summer!
Win.
Win.
Putting this out there…
“Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story”
Good title. No problem with that.
“Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story”, however…
That doesn’t sit as comfortably with me as “Monster: The Jose Menendez Story” would…
“Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story”
Good title. No problem with that.
“Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story”, however…
That doesn’t sit as comfortably with me as “Monster: The Jose Menendez Story” would…
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Putting this out there…
“Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story”
Good title. No problem with that.
“Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story”, however…
That doesn’t sit as comfortably with me as “Monster: The Jose Menendez Story” would…
“Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story”
Good title. No problem with that.
“Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story”, however…
That doesn’t sit as comfortably with me as “Monster: The Jose Menendez Story” would…
At work, while also soaking up the final scraps of Vitamin D that this country will be offering for the rest of the year.
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
At work, while also soaking up the final scraps of Vitamin D that this country will be offering for the rest of the year.
Not too bad for 31, I don’t think? #nofilter #ofcoursetheresafuckingfilter #theresthreefilters
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Not too bad for 31, I don’t think? #nofilter #ofcoursetheresafuckingfilter #theresthreefilters
Decided to camp out tonight… in the conservatory.
I have throws, and candles.
And that’s it.
I have throws, and candles.
And that’s it.
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Decided to camp out tonight… in the conservatory.
I have throws, and candles.
And that’s it.
I have throws, and candles.
And that’s it.
#sundayscaries anyone? Just me? 🥹
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
#sundayscaries anyone? Just me? 🥹
That feeling when you finally get to the hotel and demolish dinner after travelling for work.
Yes, I’m aware it’s 7pm.
No, I couldn’t give a shit.
Thank you for your understanding in this matter.
Yes, I’m aware it’s 7pm.
No, I couldn’t give a shit.
Thank you for your understanding in this matter.
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
That feeling when you finally get to the hotel and demolish dinner after travelling for work.
Yes, I’m aware it’s 7pm.
No, I couldn’t give a shit.
Thank you for your understanding in this matter.
Yes, I’m aware it’s 7pm.
No, I couldn’t give a shit.
Thank you for your understanding in this matter.
Those ‘post holiday blues’ are coming in thick and fast. God i wish I was back…
Is 24 hours too soon to book the next one?
Is 24 hours too soon to book the next one?
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Those ‘post holiday blues’ are coming in thick and fast. God i wish I was back…
Is 24 hours too soon to book the next one?
Is 24 hours too soon to book the next one?
So glad I’ve had a day off between returning from Majorca and going back to work. Adjustment time was definitely needed!
Wouldn’t mind being here again though, not gonna lie.
Wouldn’t mind being here again though, not gonna lie.
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
So glad I’ve had a day off between returning from Majorca and going back to work. Adjustment time was definitely needed!
Wouldn’t mind being here again though, not gonna lie.
Wouldn’t mind being here again though, not gonna lie.
What’s not to love?
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
What’s not to love?
This is a life I think I could get used to without too much trouble at all, tbh.
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
This is a life I think I could get used to without too much trouble at all, tbh.
Goodbye, England. Hello, Spain. 🇪🇸
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Goodbye, England. Hello, Spain. 🇪🇸
Sloppy vampire or ageing homosexual?
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Sloppy vampire or ageing homosexual?