Evan Hook
@evanrhook.bsky.social
Billionaire 💰, Genius 🤯, International Fashion Model 🕴️ Former lover of Timothée Chalamet ❤️ and a compulsive liar 😉LGB with the T 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 5 Years Sober 🚫🍺🍸🥃🚫
There are definitely worse things - man is fiiiiiiiiine!
March 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
There are definitely worse things - man is fiiiiiiiiine!
I swear I thought you were Dan Levy 🙈🙊
You must get that all the time? 😂
You must get that all the time? 😂
March 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I swear I thought you were Dan Levy 🙈🙊
You must get that all the time? 😂
You must get that all the time? 😂
We won’t know until about November - it’ll be revealed to us when we’re least expecting it.
March 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We won’t know until about November - it’ll be revealed to us when we’re least expecting it.
Green flag energy, right there 🙌
March 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Green flag energy, right there 🙌
He must be talking about the resounding success in the Middle East of course - clearly now enjoying peace and harmony thanks to US military action…
👀
Oh wait.
Never mind.
👀
Oh wait.
Never mind.
March 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
He must be talking about the resounding success in the Middle East of course - clearly now enjoying peace and harmony thanks to US military action…
👀
Oh wait.
Never mind.
👀
Oh wait.
Never mind.
We’ve all been there.
The relief when you hear that startup chime…
The relief when you hear that startup chime…
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March 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We’ve all been there.
The relief when you hear that startup chime…
The relief when you hear that startup chime…
I mean, when you gotta go… 👀
March 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I mean, when you gotta go… 👀
It’s possibly the perfect example of Apple seemingly releasing a product that they know is ALMOST perfect.
March 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It’s possibly the perfect example of Apple seemingly releasing a product that they know is ALMOST perfect.
I feel like this is a Glee song that should have been.
March 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I feel like this is a Glee song that should have been.
Her acceptance speech would have been… interesting…
“Thank you for this award for a film about how I’m too old for awards”
“Thank you for this award for a film about how I’m too old for awards”
March 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Her acceptance speech would have been… interesting…
“Thank you for this award for a film about how I’m too old for awards”
“Thank you for this award for a film about how I’m too old for awards”