Esme Rylan
@esmerylan.northsky.social
This heart of mine's a glorified abscess.
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Esme Rylan
@esmerylan.northsky.social
· Sep 10
My comment on current events: I don't mourn Nazis.
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BREAKING NEWS: Antifa TERRORISTS painted a tunnel onto the side of the mountain, causing an ICE agent to run into the side
I've just received word that an ICE agent in Minneapolis walked off the edge of a cliff, hung in the air for a second, then noticed he was in midair and started to fall
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Antifa TERRORISTS painted a tunnel onto the side of the mountain, causing an ICE agent to run into the side
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banned from sleep for calling it “rawdogging the sandman”
January 24, 2026 at 5:40 AM
banned from sleep for calling it “rawdogging the sandman”
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The People’s Joker is a tremendous artistic achievement, touching and funny. It’s a miracle that it exists. & it’s free right now
Give yourself a break from the unrelenting horrors: The People's Joker is on Tubi now, it's a multi-media absurdist fever dream of a coming of age story, and it's very funny. Lots of good easter eggs for those of us who love the Batman mythos too.
tubitv.com/movies/10005...
tubitv.com/movies/10005...
The People's Joker (2022)
Chasing laughs in Gotham, a painfully unfunny aspiring clown wrestles with her gender identity while sparking a revolt against a caped crusader.
tubitv.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 AM
The People’s Joker is a tremendous artistic achievement, touching and funny. It’s a miracle that it exists. & it’s free right now
It's been a while since I listened to this album. But it feels like the right time.
music.apple.com/us/album/pur...
music.apple.com/us/album/pur...
Purple Mountains by Purple Mountains on Apple Music
Album · 2019 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:04 AM
It's been a while since I listened to this album. But it feels like the right time.
music.apple.com/us/album/pur...
music.apple.com/us/album/pur...
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readers: okay grant we're psyched for your new book just please don't make a huge chunk of it about a guy who looks just like you and how awesome they are and how much they fuck this time okay
grant morrison:
grant morrison:
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 AM
readers: okay grant we're psyched for your new book just please don't make a huge chunk of it about a guy who looks just like you and how awesome they are and how much they fuck this time okay
grant morrison:
grant morrison:
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If you are cis and care about us, even love us, be angry for us, but also be angry that they're trying to cut your heart out.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 AM
If you are cis and care about us, even love us, be angry for us, but also be angry that they're trying to cut your heart out.
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the people’s dilbert
issue #11
issue #11
January 24, 2026 at 3:51 AM
the people’s dilbert
issue #11
issue #11
You've got to read this entire thread. It just gets more amazing as it goes, every time I think there can't be a more bizarre development somehow there is.
I think all the lawyers on Bluesky deserve to share in the joy of the GREATEST PRO SE LITIGANT OF ALL TIME and her fantastically titled filings
if you don't enjoy this you are the BIGGEST DISCRACE on this app
if you don't enjoy this you are the BIGGEST DISCRACE on this app
January 24, 2026 at 4:04 AM
You've got to read this entire thread. It just gets more amazing as it goes, every time I think there can't be a more bizarre development somehow there is.
Strangely, it doesn't appear that My Light, My Destroyer is available in lossless quality on Apple Music. And yet... the sound quality is still better than on Spotify? And more noticeably so than with Vera Sola? 🤔
music.apple.com/us/album/my-...
music.apple.com/us/album/my-...
My Light, My Destroyer by Cassandra Jenkins on Apple Music
Album · 2024 · 13 Songs
music.apple.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Strangely, it doesn't appear that My Light, My Destroyer is available in lossless quality on Apple Music. And yet... the sound quality is still better than on Spotify? And more noticeably so than with Vera Sola? 🤔
music.apple.com/us/album/my-...
music.apple.com/us/album/my-...
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gonna be honest i dont think i know any trans women who have zero interest in feminizing their bodies in some way. i dont trust u ppl w this concept of the trans woman who prefers to never medically transition. i think ur too attached to the idea and it makes me uncomfortable
January 24, 2026 at 3:45 AM
gonna be honest i dont think i know any trans women who have zero interest in feminizing their bodies in some way. i dont trust u ppl w this concept of the trans woman who prefers to never medically transition. i think ur too attached to the idea and it makes me uncomfortable
For those keeping track, I've now listened to this album on Spotify, YouTube Music, Apple Music, AND Bandcamp, also I bought it on Bandcamp but I need to redownload it because I only had it downloaded on my old laptop. 😝
Of course since we're checking out how albums sound in lossless quality on Apple Music, the next stop has to be Vera Sola. 😝
music.apple.com/us/album/pea...
music.apple.com/us/album/pea...
Peacemaker by Vera Sola on Apple Music
Album · 2024 · 11 Songs
music.apple.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 AM
For those keeping track, I've now listened to this album on Spotify, YouTube Music, Apple Music, AND Bandcamp, also I bought it on Bandcamp but I need to redownload it because I only had it downloaded on my old laptop. 😝
Of course since we're checking out how albums sound in lossless quality on Apple Music, the next stop has to be Vera Sola. 😝
music.apple.com/us/album/pea...
music.apple.com/us/album/pea...
Peacemaker by Vera Sola on Apple Music
Album · 2024 · 11 Songs
music.apple.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Of course since we're checking out how albums sound in lossless quality on Apple Music, the next stop has to be Vera Sola. 😝
music.apple.com/us/album/pea...
music.apple.com/us/album/pea...
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forcibly transitioning cis people by putting them on the trans plane
January 24, 2026 at 2:44 AM
forcibly transitioning cis people by putting them on the trans plane
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HELP A DISABLED TRANS WOMAN
FUCK THE US GOVERNMENT
FUCK THE US GOVERNMENT
Hey, it appears* that my disability appeal has been denied, despite me not being able to work consistently for over three years. I working on solutions but I also need money NOW to exist and pay rent:
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
January 24, 2026 at 2:22 AM
HELP A DISABLED TRANS WOMAN
FUCK THE US GOVERNMENT
FUCK THE US GOVERNMENT
Yep, it scrobbles as a different song with the censored title! Completely ridiculous, especially considering the song itself is uncensored.
Apple Music also seems to have more censorship of song titles, I've noticed it with Allie X's "Off With Her Tits" and Ethel Cain's "Fuck Me Eyes", wonder if this is going to affect how they scrobble.
January 24, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Yep, it scrobbles as a different song with the censored title! Completely ridiculous, especially considering the song itself is uncensored.
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this administration is actual real evil. how can anyone approve of this
ICE has detained a 2-year-old girl in Minneapolis, despite a judge ordering the baby’s release.
January 24, 2026 at 1:56 AM
this administration is actual real evil. how can anyone approve of this
No, I'd rather NOT reenact the final scene of Mulholland Dr., thank you very much. 😒
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:35 AM
No, I'd rather NOT reenact the final scene of Mulholland Dr., thank you very much. 😒
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Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
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i agree and thats why we need to ban everyone who joined in november 2024
some people are not going to like to hear this but if we do want esp more younger people to get off platforms controlled by right wing billionaires and onto alternative ones then we do need to figure out how to make a space that isn't the exclusively no fun all politics scold zone like bluesky
Trump's buddies now control TikTok in the U.S. www.cnn.com/2026/01/22/t...
January 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
i agree and thats why we need to ban everyone who joined in november 2024
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oh you fucken cis mfers are on notice now
January 24, 2026 at 12:03 AM
oh you fucken cis mfers are on notice now
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Hey, it appears* that my disability appeal has been denied, despite me not being able to work consistently for over three years. I working on solutions but I also need money NOW to exist and pay rent:
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Hey, it appears* that my disability appeal has been denied, despite me not being able to work consistently for over three years. I working on solutions but I also need money NOW to exist and pay rent:
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
Well, looks like the new Lucinda Williams album isn't on Spotify, might be time to give Apple Music a try.
January 23, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Well, looks like the new Lucinda Williams album isn't on Spotify, might be time to give Apple Music a try.
I'm looking at the user reviews on AOTY and I'm baffled, average score is 67, people are complaining about the production being too polished and the songwriting not being as strong as Negative Spaces. Did we listen to the same fucking album?
As expected, Poppy's new album kicks ass. If anything it's an even tighter, more cohesive integration of the metal and electronic pop elements of her music, a further refinement of what she does best.
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I'm looking at the user reviews on AOTY and I'm baffled, average score is 67, people are complaining about the production being too polished and the songwriting not being as strong as Negative Spaces. Did we listen to the same fucking album?
Did the bot not read my posts about music? 🤔
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January 23, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Did the bot not read my posts about music? 🤔