Eric Van Aerde
@ericvanaerde.bsky.social
Laurentian elite stuck where the prairies meet the Rockies
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this is what a guardians/brewers world series would be like
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
this is what a guardians/brewers world series would be like
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I hate gerrymandering, we should just not let Republicans vote.
February 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I hate gerrymandering, we should just not let Republicans vote.
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mr president sir, im a lifelong conservative and im just wondering which deeply held belief of mine today you would like me to dump in the trash no questions asked to defend your dementia-fueled insanity sir? preferably something ive been incredibly vocal about my entire life
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 PM
mr president sir, im a lifelong conservative and im just wondering which deeply held belief of mine today you would like me to dump in the trash no questions asked to defend your dementia-fueled insanity sir? preferably something ive been incredibly vocal about my entire life
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This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
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rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
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my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner
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Imagine if Trump died before the game ended
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Imagine if Trump died before the game ended
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
To the tune of “Kid Charlemagne”: “Did you realize you were Italian in their eyes?”
September 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
To the tune of “Kid Charlemagne”: “Did you realize you were Italian in their eyes?”
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Dems should lean into sneering cosmopolitan elitism imo
it's pretty frustrating how republicans can just spew endless lies about city life with zero repercussions but the moment a dem disparages a pickup truck it's open season
August 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dems should lean into sneering cosmopolitan elitism imo
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Leek float, contributed by supermarket chain E. Leclerc, from today's Tour de France sponsor parade
July 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Leek float, contributed by supermarket chain E. Leclerc, from today's Tour de France sponsor parade
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how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
April 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
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Guys, you're still trying to replace FDR. I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. Now, what we might be able to do is re-create him. Re-create him in the aggregate.
April 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Guys, you're still trying to replace FDR. I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. Now, what we might be able to do is re-create him. Re-create him in the aggregate.
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It’s happening. That cartoon is happening.
April 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It’s happening. That cartoon is happening.
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Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
April 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
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mcdonald's restaurant sign, route 66, azusa, california, 1977
April 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
mcdonald's restaurant sign, route 66, azusa, california, 1977
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every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about
March 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about
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One more sleep until baseball. The eternal sleep. Death. Baseball is Hell. War is Hell. Baseball is War.
March 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
One more sleep until baseball. The eternal sleep. Death. Baseball is Hell. War is Hell. Baseball is War.
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Groimes moi stock's crishin
“.. Tesla is on track for its worst day since July 24, 2024, when it fell 12.33%. Tesla has erased nearly $800 billion in market value since its record close on December 17, 2024.”
@cnbc.com $TSLA
@cnbc.com $TSLA
March 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Groimes moi stock's crishin
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Fuck the USA 🖕🖕🖕 piece of shit country
March 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Fuck the USA 🖕🖕🖕 piece of shit country