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Not trying to be a downer, but I just need to vent publicly for a second… I did everything right to fix my car this weekend and today it seems I’m back to square one. No juice, even though I have a new battery.
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Personally I just really love reading.

But I also adore libraries so go to your library this new year. They have all the books, you can request books and they nearly all have a online service for e books these days. #Libraries2026
January 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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FUCK
I have to go to bed. please have this all figured out by the morning
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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The president unilaterally decided to attack a sovereign nation and kidnap its leader, and now he says he's just going to run that county himself for a while too.

Call your representatives now and demand they impeach him.
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It’s missing Barry Wheeler hours, chat.

Sam…

please bring him home in Alan Wake 3…

please.
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’ve decided to slowly begin watching Twin Peaks. The pilot was very good. I like Cooper and more or less everyone else thus far. My interest is peaked.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m about to say something so stupid but brave rn…

I picture Ghost in different outfits for different scenarios.

Casual:
December 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
This is the image I chose to use to remember his silly little haircut.
OP gave me approval to post this bc I needed you all to see what I saw.

#soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap
December 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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OP gave me approval to post this bc I needed you all to see what I saw.

#soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap
February 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Y’all…

Reading a fic and out of nowhere, my brain tells me, “You have now completely forgotten what Soap’s hair looks like.”

“…?”

“Picture Nervous Subject.”

And now I’m reading this fic and picturing Soap getting railed while he has this haircut:
December 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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I know I’m beating the same old drum.

But it cannot be stressed enough that this shit is the start of the slow asphyxiation of human talent existing in these spaces at all.

And it gets to do it while dressed in a suit and holding a trophy.
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Game Awards last year took place during a videogame strike against AI

The strike wasn’t mentioned or acknowledged despite many VO performers working on the games that are heralded every year and even appearing on stage

This year a game that features AI voiceover gets a podium to accept an award.
studios using AI for voice acting sucks
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Can I say - as soon as I saw someone burning alive and people fucking to it - I knew it was a Larian game
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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geoff: we love indie games and we want to showcase them. thats why we had the best indie award in the presho
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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People don’t get this. Epic will still pay the TERF royalties. So you are still contributing to her evil transphobic harassment and hate campaigns.

The perfect example of TINSTAAFL here.

Let it be the worst selling free game they have ever put out. Let it fail miserably.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Promising a data center in space doesn't make any fucking sense at all from a physics perspective, but it *does* make sense if you need your company to suck the military-industrial tit dry before the inevitable bubble pop.

Getting one last massive government subsidy before the bubble pops.
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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studios using AI for voice acting sucks
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Turns out I continue to have incredibly mixed feelings about the games industry.
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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If I see any of you playing howarths legacy because it’s free I’ll Remember
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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the truth is games aren't that expensive and don't take that long and aren't that hard to do. mfs just give funding to the wrong people and never stop fucking with em
look i wasn't gonna say anything but when you hear "10 years in the making" from a game by jonathan blow just know that a game never takes 10 years because of good employee relationships and clear leadership direction
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sorry excuse me my Diablo loving ass just… is gonna squeeze in for a second:

MEPHISTO???
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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"See you finally won one!"

I'm fucking sorry Geoff?????? What's with the shade? If that's the only award Silksong wins, I'm gonna start thinking some things.
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM