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Bronwyn • They/Them • 30s • Actual Bisexual Mess™ • Artist, Writer • Living Eldritch Horror • MDNI • AI DNI
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Reese’s stuffed cupcakes with homemade peanut butter chocolate frosting that I made for mom’s birthday!
Cupcakes (22) with peanut butter tinted frosting and mini Reese’s on top.
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Also additional fun fact:

You can transfer temporary tattoos to regular paper, cover it gently in a thick layer of mod podge (I used a water proof one), stick that to the sheet, and BOOM… now you have a magnet.

I will say, it still cracks lightly, but it looks great still after several months.
Temporary tattoo made into a magnet that says “hey now I’m an all star!” There is a yellow star with eyes and a smile on the front, with human like arms giving two thumbs up.
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I’m running out of room for magnets. The problem is clearly the fridge - I just need a newer, bigger one.
A stainless steel fridge covered in magnets from top to bottom. Many are from popular media, while others are original artists.
October 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
Several drawings of crying faces with the words “I need to get him pregnant” written in the center.
September 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Cleanse your timeline with an image of my homegrown catnip (joke stolen from my dear friend @rivermets.bsky.social).
Grey and white cat laying in a large garden pot.
September 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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And my personal favorite:
50 Shades of Brontë
September 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Some of my favorite comments on the trailer:
I wish the internet didn't exist just to see the essays on the book from the students that only watched this movie. Some day I'll walk into a Barnes and Nobles and see this book with one of those "see the major motion picture!" stickers on it and shed many tears. We were robbed of dev patel as heathcliffe Nothing screams Wuthering Heights more than a blonde a Cathy, whitewashed Heathcliff and Charli xx am I right
September 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Adam Driver in Marriage Story punching the wall in three images: The first is him pointing at a woman off camera with the text “every day I wake up” with the rest of the text scribbled out. The second image is him turned to hit the wall. The third image is him turned back towards the camera with his hands covering his face with the text “[crying]”.
August 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Vibrating Mike Wazowski still image from the film Monsters University.
July 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Anyway, that’s all I got to say about that. Want to see a baby squirrel eating at a tiny picnic table?
Baby brown squirrel eating feed at a miniature picnic table filled with more feed.
June 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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A special thanks to @lukasaurus.bsky.social for blessing this fic with beautiful art!

And another huge thanks to @codbigbang.bsky.social for letting me participate in this event!

Here’s the fic - enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/664984...

#ghoap #soapghost #ghostsoap #cod #callofduty
Text: COD big bang sneak peak Image: Burst of color behind a dark box containing off-white text. Text: "The plan is I fuck you until it takes," Simon mutters, kneeling down now so that he's sat firmly between Johnny's spread thighs. "I got a month for it and if that doesn't work, then I take you back to Scotland and I do it there." "Wait, wait," he starts, eyes squeezing shut and then blinking rapidly as though to reorient himself in the room. He feels thrown, completely unready for Simon to just be accepting of all this when they've never discussed it beforehand - like a proper couple might. Fuck though, they're married now; they are a proper couple and isn't that messed up? "Why are you so okay with this? Not just with the... mess I'm making of my pretty face, but yer just ready to bring a bairn into the world? No questions asked about….. anything?" And now Simon looks confused, "Should I have questions?" "We got married six days ago." "Dunno why you're complaining that we're on the same page," Simon replies, eyelids heavy as his pupils dilate and flutter about Johnny's form like he's intoxicated, "You always think you're gonna do wrong by me. That something you do will scare me away, but you can't. I think about you constantly - a cycle in my thoughts, even when you shouldn't be there. I'd do unimaginable things if it'd make you happy." Light Some Fires, Bound Together @ EmpressCirque
June 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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A sneak peak of my piece for the @codbigbang.bsky.social that will be going up later today around 5:30pm EST.

I was partnered with the immensely talented @lukasaurus.bsky.social and I’m SO excited for you to see what we got up to.

#Ghoap #Soapghost #Ghostsoap #COD #CallOfDuty
Text: COD big bang sneak peak Image: Burst of color behind a dark box containing off-white text. Text: "The plan is I fuck you until it takes," Simon mutters, kneeling down now so that he's sat firmly between Johnny's spread thighs. "I got a month for it and if that doesn't work, then I take you back to Scotland and I do it there." "Wait, wait," he starts, eyes squeezing shut and then blinking rapidly as though to reorient himself in the room. He feels thrown, completely unready for Simon to just be accepting of all this when they've never discussed it beforehand - like a proper couple might. Fuck though, they're married now; they are a proper couple and isn't that messed up? "Why are you so okay with this? Not just with the... mess I'm making of my pretty face, but yer just ready to bring a bairn into the world? No questions asked about….. anything?" And now Simon looks confused, "Should I have questions?" "We got married six days ago." "Dunno why you're complaining that we're on the same page," Simon replies, eyelids heavy as his pupils dilate and flutter about Johnny's form like he's intoxicated, "You always think you're gonna do wrong by me. That something you do will scare me away, but you can't. I think about you constantly - a cycle in my thoughts, even when you shouldn't be there. I'd do unimaginable things if it'd make you happy." Light Some Fires, Bound Together @ EmpressCirque
June 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Got a new fic for yall, I hope you enjoy!

#ghoap #ghostsoap #soapghost

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/65412073
Cravings by EmpressCirque Fandoms:Call of Duty (Video Games) Explicit M/M Complete Work 09 May 2025 Tags: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" RileyJohn "Soap" MacTavish Simon "Ghost" RileyPregnancy Pregnant Sex Breeding Kink Vaginal Sex Vaginal Fingering Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Creampie Trans John "Soap" MacTavish Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy Trans Male Character Trans Character Simon "Ghost" Riley Loves John "Soap" MacTavish John "Soap" MacTavish Loves Simon "Ghost" Riley Bottom John "Soap" MacTavish Top Simon "Ghost" Riley Established Relationship Established John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley Simon "Ghost" Riley Has a Breeding Kink John "Soap" MacTavish Has a Breeding Kink Summary: Soap has decided the worst part about pregnancy is being around Ghost. Not for any particularly valid reason; he’d been more than happy to spread his legs and beg the man to breed him months ago. There’s only one issue: He’s still fucking horny. Language: English Words: 3,091 Chapters: 1/1
May 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Cat photos for you!!!
Grey and white cat either his front paws on a yellow table. Grey and white cat in the foreground and orange cat in the background on a colorful rug next to a blue chair. Both face away from the camera. Grey and white cat looking out on a balcony - an orange cat is standing behind him. Grey and white cat laying on his back, resting on an arm.
May 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I may have stayed up until 6am finishing this craft… it was very fun. :3
Embroidery of the constellation Lepus, which done on a dark blue fabric with stitched white thread, each star is highlighted in gold thread in the shape of bursts.
April 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Do y’all like my discord header?
A discord screenshot with a header of two characters from the game Heavy Rain overlayed and slightly transparent over one another with the words “Piss Count” in the upper right corner. An image of Saturn Devouring His Son is the user profile image with the phrase “youre telling me a prostate leaked this milk?” The user is named “actual cannibal Saturn” and their username is empresscirque with the pronouns They/Them.
April 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Can I offer you tiny cat in big box and big cat in tiny box?
Orange cat sitting in a large cardboard box. Grey and white cat filling up a small cardboard box.
April 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Puppy soap week just got real
Text: Johnny is ready to bring joy! Discover the cuddly companion you’ve been searching for. Image: Rusty beige puppy sitting next to an Easter bunny plush holding a colorful egg. Breed unknown, possibly a poochon due to the puppy’s curly hair.
April 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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The orange girl is Hazelnut, the grey and white boy is Mister Stubby, and the calico is Petunia (or Tuna).
An orange cat playing with a ball on the floor. She is laying on her side and kicking the ball with her back legs. A grey and white cat laying in a pink and white cat bed on a desk. A calico cat laying on her side on a bed. Only her top half is visible. A large grey and white cat sitting in a cardboard box and staring at the camera.
April 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Sony let Nintendo port Bloodborne to Switch 2 and my life is yours!
Kratos from God of War holding his arms out and looking towards the sky.
April 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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My feed was like “and here’s the face Gaz makes, any questions?”
March 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Hey, Johnny is like only a little younger than me so can someone please have Ghost get him a new Cross to wear bc he’s a good Catholic boy… and have him immediately quote High School Musical 2 to Ghost?

#ghostsoap #ghoap #soapghost
Four panels from High School Musical 2. Panel 1: Troy (Zac Efron), looking down and standing behind Gabriella (Vanessa Hudgens) who is looking to the side. Panel 2: Troy putting a necklace with the letter T around Gabriella’s neck as she looks down at it. Panel 3: Gabriella looking at Troy who is slightly off screen and saying, “T as in Troy?” while smiling. There is a photo on her locker of Troy behind her. Panel 4: Troy, who looks confused, saying “Well… Yeah.”
March 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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You ever think about how Alain Mesa was promoted in the COD multiplayer (and DLC teaser if we’re being honest, because it was SUPPOSED to be teasing the Las Almas focused DLC) with Alejandro wearing a 141 patch.
Alain Mesa as Alejandro Vargas in the Season 3 promo of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 (2022) in full military gear. A close up on the 141 patch in Alejandro Vargas's military uniform in Season 3 of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 (2022).
March 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I’m sorry.

But not that sorry.

#JohnSoapMacTavish #CallOfDuty
The “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!” meme from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, but the word “meat” is replaced with “Soap Hole” in red text.
February 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM