Emma Tolkin
@emmatolkin.bsky.social
Same photo of me in a wig but this time my head is tilted the other way because we all have goldfish memories and no object permanence. I’m a writer or whatever.
♬ PICKLE IN THE FRIDGE ♬
October 12, 2023 at 8:06 AM
♬ PICKLE IN THE FRIDGE ♬
Dry cough…. Bitch go away
October 10, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Dry cough…. Bitch go away
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Groimes. Did yew see whot oi deed, Groimes? Oi put ah beeg Eeks on tohp off th' belding, Groimes! Oi had eet mayde ot off server pahrts, eesn't thet so cewl? Loike tohtelly coibherpunk? Ehnyway pleese cohl me behk. Oi miss yew Groimes. Pleese cohl me
July 29, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Groimes. Did yew see whot oi deed, Groimes? Oi put ah beeg Eeks on tohp off th' belding, Groimes! Oi had eet mayde ot off server pahrts, eesn't thet so cewl? Loike tohtelly coibherpunk? Ehnyway pleese cohl me behk. Oi miss yew Groimes. Pleese cohl me
I can’t get this out of my head I think I’ve been hexed by Babushka Carlson
July 25, 2023 at 1:17 AM
I can’t get this out of my head I think I’ve been hexed by Babushka Carlson
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hi friends :) what’s your favorite type of bread. i like sour dough ❤️ sorry i’m just workshopping what my first post on thread (realizing this post needs a twist to go viral) human life has no value to me
July 6, 2023 at 9:09 PM
hi friends :) what’s your favorite type of bread. i like sour dough ❤️ sorry i’m just workshopping what my first post on thread (realizing this post needs a twist to go viral) human life has no value to me
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It's funny how we just want to write little messages to each other and billionaires keep being like, "what if you could do that... sort of"
July 6, 2023 at 2:56 AM
It's funny how we just want to write little messages to each other and billionaires keep being like, "what if you could do that... sort of"
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Mark Zuckerberg only makes apps with two outcomes: 1) Total Dud and 2) Wildly Successfully Far-Right Radicalization Tool
July 4, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Mark Zuckerberg only makes apps with two outcomes: 1) Total Dud and 2) Wildly Successfully Far-Right Radicalization Tool
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Hey bluesky pals, quick question: Just hit and killed an angel with fireworks (accident). Is the Christian god known to be wrathful? 😬
July 4, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Hey bluesky pals, quick question: Just hit and killed an angel with fireworks (accident). Is the Christian god known to be wrathful? 😬
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Whatever man, go hide behind your fake internet persona and make little posts on your phone. I’m gonna go be a fucking adult and do the exact same thing but on a desktop computer
July 5, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Whatever man, go hide behind your fake internet persona and make little posts on your phone. I’m gonna go be a fucking adult and do the exact same thing but on a desktop computer
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the question "tits or ass" is premised on a false dichotomy, a sort of cleavage between two spheres if you will, and is therefore invalid
July 5, 2023 at 3:53 AM
the question "tits or ass" is premised on a false dichotomy, a sort of cleavage between two spheres if you will, and is therefore invalid
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I give them permission to do all this actually. They can also spit in my mouth and tell me I need to work harder if I want mommy's approval
I do not give Bluesky or any entities associated with Bluesky permission to disclose, copy, distribute, or take action against me based on this profile and its contents. This violation can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-11
308-103 and the Rome Statute).
Reskeet to protect yourself.
308-103 and the Rome Statute).
Reskeet to protect yourself.
I do not give Bluesky or any entities associated with Bluesky permission to disclose, copy, distribute, or take action against me based on this profile and its contents. This violation can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-11
308-103 and the Rome Statute).
Reskeet to protect yourself.
308-103 and the Rome Statute).
Reskeet to protect yourself.
April 28, 2023 at 7:25 PM
I give them permission to do all this actually. They can also spit in my mouth and tell me I need to work harder if I want mommy's approval
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Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved
July 4, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved
Why the FUCK did it take me this long to watch the sopranos!!!
July 4, 2023 at 7:28 AM
Why the FUCK did it take me this long to watch the sopranos!!!
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rate limited exceeded is a liminal space and i'm going to queer it
July 4, 2023 at 1:44 AM
rate limited exceeded is a liminal space and i'm going to queer it
5 episodes into The Sopranos and I am already so obsessed with Tony it’s stupid
July 4, 2023 at 7:14 AM
5 episodes into The Sopranos and I am already so obsessed with Tony it’s stupid
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im trying so hard to just be a silly little goofy guy but i remain plagued by ominous visions and fits of madness
July 4, 2023 at 6:10 AM
im trying so hard to just be a silly little goofy guy but i remain plagued by ominous visions and fits of madness
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i want my account to be a unique cinematic breathtaking experience that leaves the reader in awe and wonder over how a woman can be THAT annoying
July 4, 2023 at 7:11 AM
i want my account to be a unique cinematic breathtaking experience that leaves the reader in awe and wonder over how a woman can be THAT annoying
Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
July 4, 2023 at 6:44 AM
Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
M.O.B. WEBSITE
MEGABYTES OF BAD GUY
MEGABYTES OF BAD GUY
July 4, 2023 at 6:27 AM
M.O.B. WEBSITE
MEGABYTES OF BAD GUY
MEGABYTES OF BAD GUY
Did you hear this is the official react meme of Bluesky? Just fyi
July 4, 2023 at 6:22 AM
Did you hear this is the official react meme of Bluesky? Just fyi
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it's hard to be horny on here because it kind of feels like the backrooms
July 3, 2023 at 12:13 AM
it's hard to be horny on here because it kind of feels like the backrooms