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@emilytweets.bsky.social
· Nov 21
I’m sorry for having this sparkling personality and these glorious tits; I didn’t ask to be born this way.
‘How do you know each other?’
We went to the same Twitter.
We went to the same Twitter.
March 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
‘How do you know each other?’
We went to the same Twitter.
We went to the same Twitter.
Do you pronounce it ‘blue sky’ or ‘blue-skee’?
March 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Do you pronounce it ‘blue sky’ or ‘blue-skee’?
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I'm getting pregnant tonight
February 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm getting pregnant tonight
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We should be able to text 911
January 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We should be able to text 911
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*unrolls yoga mat*
*takes nap*
*takes nap*
January 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
*unrolls yoga mat*
*takes nap*
*takes nap*
I’d pardon you, babe
January 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’d pardon you, babe
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Extensive list of resources for those needing help and wanting to help those impacted by the fires.
#LAFires #LosAngeles #California #Wildfires
laist.com/brief/news/c...
#LAFires #LosAngeles #California #Wildfires
laist.com/brief/news/c...
Help for fire victims
Where to find shelter, food and more
laist.com
January 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Extensive list of resources for those needing help and wanting to help those impacted by the fires.
#LAFires #LosAngeles #California #Wildfires
laist.com/brief/news/c...
#LAFires #LosAngeles #California #Wildfires
laist.com/brief/news/c...
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Happy "wrap all the presents and discover that you do have a favourite child" day to all the parents x
December 23, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Happy "wrap all the presents and discover that you do have a favourite child" day to all the parents x
Shower sex is over-rated. Fight me.
December 23, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Shower sex is over-rated. Fight me.
Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey
December 22, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey
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All I want for Christmas is a look at the naughty list.
December 19, 2024 at 1:53 AM
All I want for Christmas is a look at the naughty list.
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can't really get into the Christmas spirit until I see a car with antler attachments on the windows
December 20, 2024 at 10:05 PM
can't really get into the Christmas spirit until I see a car with antler attachments on the windows
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The average person swallows two wolves per year in their sleep.
December 17, 2024 at 12:50 AM
The average person swallows two wolves per year in their sleep.
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
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i see bethamphetamine is trending again so that's heartworming
December 5, 2024 at 12:31 AM
i see bethamphetamine is trending again so that's heartworming
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Diazepam is a beautiful name for a baby.
May 30, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Diazepam is a beautiful name for a baby.
I’ve been sick all week. Was not sick when I took this last weekend.
December 19, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I’ve been sick all week. Was not sick when I took this last weekend.
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might fuck around and become your favourite
December 18, 2024 at 11:49 PM
might fuck around and become your favourite
Our friend @bets.bsky.social still really needs our help. If you have the means, any amount helps. Or even just resharing would be awesome. 🤍
www.gofundme.com/f/jennyandth...
www.gofundme.com/f/jennyandth...
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Hello, friends and family of our friend Shari, (known to many of you as… emily tweets needs your support for Help Shari (Jenny and the Bets) Get Her Life Back
www.gofundme.com
December 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Our friend @bets.bsky.social still really needs our help. If you have the means, any amount helps. Or even just resharing would be awesome. 🤍
www.gofundme.com/f/jennyandth...
www.gofundme.com/f/jennyandth...
If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way
December 18, 2024 at 3:22 PM
If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way
I like restaurants that have the good ice and if this makes sense to you we might be soulmates
December 18, 2024 at 2:59 AM
I like restaurants that have the good ice and if this makes sense to you we might be soulmates
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Calories don't count from now until 2025
December 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Calories don't count from now until 2025
Gonna wrap my naked self in a red ribbon and sit under the tree, ‘cause I’m a gift
December 18, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Gonna wrap my naked self in a red ribbon and sit under the tree, ‘cause I’m a gift