measure twice cuss once!
August 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
measure twice cuss once!
when i was little i wanted to grow up to be g.i. joe instead i ended up general soreness!
August 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
when i was little i wanted to grow up to be g.i. joe instead i ended up general soreness!
just got canceled again for wearing utility brand clothing
May 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
just got canceled again for wearing utility brand clothing
snow white and the seven dollars i wish i'd spent elsewhere!
March 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
snow white and the seven dollars i wish i'd spent elsewhere!
its 2025 we have the technology!
March 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
its 2025 we have the technology!
ladies and phentermine!
February 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
ladies and phentermine!
there's too much rice in a cup of rice amen richie!
February 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
there's too much rice in a cup of rice amen richie!
wish pop tarts didn't come in pairs i can't be trusted to not eat both of them in one sitting!
February 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
wish pop tarts didn't come in pairs i can't be trusted to not eat both of them in one sitting!
my significant partner changed the toaster settings! again!
January 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
my significant partner changed the toaster settings! again!
if there's two things i know how to do it's: how to make too many noodles and how to make too much rice when my guests are coming over!
January 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
if there's two things i know how to do it's: how to make too many noodles and how to make too much rice when my guests are coming over!
why do my pee smells like aspergers
December 5, 2024 at 12:52 AM
why do my pee smells like aspergers
a granny handjob is like a pealed beans
December 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
a granny handjob is like a pealed beans
i see bethamphetamine is trending again so that's heartworming
December 5, 2024 at 12:31 AM
i see bethamphetamine is trending again so that's heartworming