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[Carrie Bradshaw voiceover] I couldn’t help but wonder…was the hamburger helping me, or was I helping the hamburger?
every time i see third way mentioned
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
every time i see third way mentioned
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Bidens job as President was first and foremost to protect the United States of America from enemies foreign and domestic and he fumbled the bag like none other before him. You could say, ultimately, he is the sole reason we are here. He was the only person who had the immense power to stop it.
SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Bidens job as President was first and foremost to protect the United States of America from enemies foreign and domestic and he fumbled the bag like none other before him. You could say, ultimately, he is the sole reason we are here. He was the only person who had the immense power to stop it.
my arracheese. my fondune.
January 14, 2026 at 2:38 AM
my arracheese. my fondune.
i…don’t want balls in my cereal
January 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
i…don’t want balls in my cereal
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should be bare minimum, and yet
“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
January 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
should be bare minimum, and yet
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this is wildly illegal and the courts will rule it such, but congressional democrats should be thinking long and hard about the terms under which they will agree to continue funding this government
Trump: "Starting February 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities"
January 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
this is wildly illegal and the courts will rule it such, but congressional democrats should be thinking long and hard about the terms under which they will agree to continue funding this government
imagine putting this on and going down the boston cop slide
January 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
imagine putting this on and going down the boston cop slide
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I had a dream (nightmare?) that I was shopping at a trader joe’s in brooklyn. it had three floors i think, and to get to the top floor (which turns out only had a bar and a DJ) you had to duck your head going up the stairs
January 13, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I had a dream (nightmare?) that I was shopping at a trader joe’s in brooklyn. it had three floors i think, and to get to the top floor (which turns out only had a bar and a DJ) you had to duck your head going up the stairs
@grok put her in a bikini
January 13, 2026 at 6:09 AM
@grok put her in a bikini
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This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
YouGov poll - In the future, would you support or oppose...
Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
we should be able to tell cops (and especially ice chuds) to eat shit without ending up with three holes in our heads
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
we should be able to tell cops (and especially ice chuds) to eat shit without ending up with three holes in our heads
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Brand: You get that drawing of Elsa on the “Decorate Your Own” Frozen Water Bottle?
Manufacturer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Brand: what
Manufacturer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Brand: what
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Brand: You get that drawing of Elsa on the “Decorate Your Own” Frozen Water Bottle?
Manufacturer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Brand: what
Manufacturer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Brand: what
the Jackson Brothers really killed it with this one
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
the Jackson Brothers really killed it with this one
lmao
Marco Rubio hands Trump a note that was meant to be private and then Trump reads it aloud
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
lmao
unfortunately our toddler has gotten to the point where his clothing options are going from cute and whimsical to PICK ONE: DINOSAURS, CARS, OR SPORTS
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
unfortunately our toddler has gotten to the point where his clothing options are going from cute and whimsical to PICK ONE: DINOSAURS, CARS, OR SPORTS
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Republicans: It wasn't a "kidnapping," and we did it because of drugs and because freedom
Trump: So I kidnapped him and took the oil
Trump: So I kidnapped him and took the oil
Trump on Venezuela: "That was a perfect attack. We've taken over a whole country. We've taken $4 billion of oil in one day. That will increase."
January 9, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Republicans: It wasn't a "kidnapping," and we did it because of drugs and because freedom
Trump: So I kidnapped him and took the oil
Trump: So I kidnapped him and took the oil
a funny thing that could happen would be for pope leo to excommunicate matt walsh
January 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
a funny thing that could happen would be for pope leo to excommunicate matt walsh
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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good that they got coverage away from the politics team (chronic bothsiders) and to visual investigations (consistently excellent)
The New York Times states it plainly in display type:
Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles shows that the motorist was driving away from — not toward — a federal officer when he opened fire.
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
good that they got coverage away from the politics team (chronic bothsiders) and to visual investigations (consistently excellent)
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For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
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We’ve graduated from “abolish ICE is the moderate position” to “Nuremberg trials for the Trump regime and its Gestapo is the moderate position.”
January 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
We’ve graduated from “abolish ICE is the moderate position” to “Nuremberg trials for the Trump regime and its Gestapo is the moderate position.”