Emcee Hammerpants
@emceehammerpants.bsky.social
I’m a very grumpy person and I’m not really that smart. If you’re thinking of following me you probably shouldn’t. I have no insights to give you.
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Noooooope. Nothing for the bad guys. Nothing.
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Bro is about to become the first GoFundMe billionaire.
The Michigan auto worker who was flipped off by Trump after heckling him has reportedly been suspended
A Ford worker called out Trump. The president flipped him off. Now, he's been suspended. • Michigan Advance
A union-backed auto worker at Ford Motor Co. was caught on video heckling President Donald Trump when he visited a Dearborn factory on Tuesday ahead of his address to the Detroit Economic Club. The vi...
michiganadvance.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Bro is about to become the first GoFundMe billionaire.
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People forget Jim Davis was an assassin for the mob before Garfield took off. He learned how to draw in prison by forcefully tattooing his characters onto rival gang members.
January 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
People forget Jim Davis was an assassin for the mob before Garfield took off. He learned how to draw in prison by forcefully tattooing his characters onto rival gang members.
Homeboy is gonna come out of the Trump era missing some teeth (hopefully not) but with a HUGE Honda sponsorship (definitely).
Still ripping
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Homeboy is gonna come out of the Trump era missing some teeth (hopefully not) but with a HUGE Honda sponsorship (definitely).
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The three big problems from woke 1.0 I see are:
1. the emphasis on language
2. the aversion to power
3. hyper-certitude
1. the emphasis on language
2. the aversion to power
3. hyper-certitude
wokeness was exactly the same as the new left, a groundswell of concern about structural inequalities that got completely devoured by marketing and became synonymous with extreme individualism and self promotion
One of the most contradictory and frustrating aspects of the first Woke Era was that people talked a lot about structural injustices but seemed way more concerned with policing personal behaviour
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
The three big problems from woke 1.0 I see are:
1. the emphasis on language
2. the aversion to power
3. hyper-certitude
1. the emphasis on language
2. the aversion to power
3. hyper-certitude
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Crowd standing in front of ICE building chanting “abolish ice”
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Crowd standing in front of ICE building chanting “abolish ice”
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mainline clergy acquitting themselves very well lately
Pastor: I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.'
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
mainline clergy acquitting themselves very well lately
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did you see this, extremely good shit edod.org/resources/ar...
Episcopal Diocese of Dallas
edod.org
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
did you see this, extremely good shit edod.org/resources/ar...
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the normie lib moms are doing more, and have more balls, than the tankies on here ever will for the revolution they keep Posting™️ about.
“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
the normie lib moms are doing more, and have more balls, than the tankies on here ever will for the revolution they keep Posting™️ about.
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The Republican Party is no longer American in any meaningful sense of the term, to borrow the language of the Claremont Institute.
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The Republican Party is no longer American in any meaningful sense of the term, to borrow the language of the Claremont Institute.
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DEMS: "Affordable child care"
GOP: "Murder people"
IDIOTS: "Both parties are the same."
GOP: "Murder people"
IDIOTS: "Both parties are the same."
Breaking News: Gov. Kathy Hochul, partnering with Mayor Zohran Mamdani, will unveil a plan to expand free or affordable child care for New Yorkers across the state.
Hochul and Mamdani to Announce Road Map to Expand Child Care
Governor Kathy Hochul will appear with Mayor Zohran Mamdani to lay out a plan to expand free and subsidized child care in New York, which had been a central focus of his campaign.
nyti.ms
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
DEMS: "Affordable child care"
GOP: "Murder people"
IDIOTS: "Both parties are the same."
GOP: "Murder people"
IDIOTS: "Both parties are the same."
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To the people on this platform who use every illegal, immoral and unpatriotic action by this administration to rail at Dems can I just say how tiresome you are? If you haven't noticed the GOP holds every lever of power at the federal level. They've even usurped law enforcement. There's not a
January 8, 2026 at 6:10 AM
To the people on this platform who use every illegal, immoral and unpatriotic action by this administration to rail at Dems can I just say how tiresome you are? If you haven't noticed the GOP holds every lever of power at the federal level. They've even usurped law enforcement. There's not a
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Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored.
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored.
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abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point
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I WANT LEADERS AS ANGRY AS WE ARE
January 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I WANT LEADERS AS ANGRY AS WE ARE
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get a therapist that isn't someone else's comments
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
get a therapist that isn't someone else's comments
Does anybody know her name?
January 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Does anybody know her name?
They piss down my back and tell me it’s raining. It’s warm and that’s nice.
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
They piss down my back and tell me it’s raining. It’s warm and that’s nice.
I love, love love love, love love LOVE that in a time where the race is for who can build out the most renewable capacity and the best batteries, we’re starting a war over shitty oil. Love love love.
January 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I love, love love love, love love LOVE that in a time where the race is for who can build out the most renewable capacity and the best batteries, we’re starting a war over shitty oil. Love love love.
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The lesson of the Orange Bowl: If you hate trans people, you don’t get to score.
January 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
The lesson of the Orange Bowl: If you hate trans people, you don’t get to score.
what the fuck
what the fuck
Is that the same app the Speaker of the House uses?
December 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
what the fuck
Swear to God the next tech dipshit that appropriates Tolkien inappropriately should get the rope and I am not even CLOSE to kidding. Y’all can put me on a watchlist I don’t give a FUCK.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Swear to God the next tech dipshit that appropriates Tolkien inappropriately should get the rope and I am not even CLOSE to kidding. Y’all can put me on a watchlist I don’t give a FUCK.
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I’ve built a Pacman variant on one line, that feels surprisingly deep.
Share suggestions or feedback—I’m all ears.
Drop your thoughts or high score below!
🕹️ https://beep8.org
#IndieLove #GameDev #PixelArt #IndieDev #SoloDev
Share suggestions or feedback—I’m all ears.
Drop your thoughts or high score below!
🕹️ https://beep8.org
#IndieLove #GameDev #PixelArt #IndieDev #SoloDev
December 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I’ve built a Pacman variant on one line, that feels surprisingly deep.
Share suggestions or feedback—I’m all ears.
Drop your thoughts or high score below!
🕹️ https://beep8.org
#IndieLove #GameDev #PixelArt #IndieDev #SoloDev
Share suggestions or feedback—I’m all ears.
Drop your thoughts or high score below!
🕹️ https://beep8.org
#IndieLove #GameDev #PixelArt #IndieDev #SoloDev
The one and only thing Trump is right about is his contempt for the media. He’s right for the wrong reasons, but he’s still right.
I’d feel nothing if many “journalists” were lined up and shot other than a vague sense they had it coming.
I’d feel nothing if many “journalists” were lined up and shot other than a vague sense they had it coming.
Barely a blip in the news. 🦗from the New York Times editorial and opinion pages. Compare with days of Hunter Biden Hysteria about unprecedented abuse of the pardon power.
December 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The one and only thing Trump is right about is his contempt for the media. He’s right for the wrong reasons, but he’s still right.
I’d feel nothing if many “journalists” were lined up and shot other than a vague sense they had it coming.
I’d feel nothing if many “journalists” were lined up and shot other than a vague sense they had it coming.
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Guns, germs, and Thiel.
December 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Guns, germs, and Thiel.