Emcee Hammerpants
@emceehammerpants.bsky.social
I’m a very grumpy person and I’m not really that smart. If you’re thinking of following me you probably shouldn’t. I have no insights to give you.
I made this in photoshop in 2015. And now that he sits around talking about getting into heaven or not, it becomes even more correct.
I always felt like Kurtz was a good analog for Trump. Worshipped and feared by the superstitious, the inoculation things, and now confronting death. I hope he cries
I always felt like Kurtz was a good analog for Trump. Worshipped and feared by the superstitious, the inoculation things, and now confronting death. I hope he cries
October 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I made this in photoshop in 2015. And now that he sits around talking about getting into heaven or not, it becomes even more correct.
I always felt like Kurtz was a good analog for Trump. Worshipped and feared by the superstitious, the inoculation things, and now confronting death. I hope he cries
I always felt like Kurtz was a good analog for Trump. Worshipped and feared by the superstitious, the inoculation things, and now confronting death. I hope he cries
Good news is they apparently sat there looking at him like this:
September 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Good news is they apparently sat there looking at him like this:
I was a young adult back then but I still miss the tank full of baby Great Old Ones. If you put your ear up to the glass you could hear them whispering in indecipherable chitterings that would make you pee yourself and eventually drive you mad. Those were the days.
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I was a young adult back then but I still miss the tank full of baby Great Old Ones. If you put your ear up to the glass you could hear them whispering in indecipherable chitterings that would make you pee yourself and eventually drive you mad. Those were the days.
This shit is straight out of Dark Souls. They don’t have them in the Wal Mart anymore because the last time these fuckers got out they stripped the flesh off of everyone in the store and summoned Amygdala.
September 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This shit is straight out of Dark Souls. They don’t have them in the Wal Mart anymore because the last time these fuckers got out they stripped the flesh off of everyone in the store and summoned Amygdala.
Remember what they took from us.
September 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Remember what they took from us.
lol. They bought the ticket, time to take the ride.
September 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
lol. They bought the ticket, time to take the ride.
Man I’m having a nice day today. Look at this goddamn sky.
September 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Man I’m having a nice day today. Look at this goddamn sky.
Yeah it’s no joke. A 16 point swing since 24. Dude. Tingly.
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yeah it’s no joke. A 16 point swing since 24. Dude. Tingly.
Holy shit that’s a slaughter.
September 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Holy shit that’s a slaughter.
I found it. If the proportion stays the same as more votes are counted that’s, what, 8 or 9 points? Pretty solid.
September 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I found it. If the proportion stays the same as more votes are counted that’s, what, 8 or 9 points? Pretty solid.
That’s quite a blowout. Anybody know where this district landed in ‘24?
September 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That’s quite a blowout. Anybody know where this district landed in ‘24?
Despite being with me since you had to have an invite to get an account, Gmail doesn’t understand the first fucking thing about me.
August 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Despite being with me since you had to have an invite to get an account, Gmail doesn’t understand the first fucking thing about me.
Holy fucking shit that’s what he looks like now? Why is the world full of all these freaky assholes all of a sudden.
All of a sudden everybody is Bruce Campbell in Escape from LA
All of a sudden everybody is Bruce Campbell in Escape from LA
August 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Holy fucking shit that’s what he looks like now? Why is the world full of all these freaky assholes all of a sudden.
All of a sudden everybody is Bruce Campbell in Escape from LA
All of a sudden everybody is Bruce Campbell in Escape from LA
Fuck yeah man.
August 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Fuck yeah man.
Really struggling to cope with this one-two punch.
July 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Really struggling to cope with this one-two punch.
I have a dog. She’s a good dog.
July 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I have a dog. She’s a good dog.
You don’t wanna mess with that guy. He’s no joke.
July 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
You don’t wanna mess with that guy. He’s no joke.
I was wandering around downtown grapevine, Texas today, and apparently there’s some Warhammer shit going on around here. But in a really weird, quaint way.
May 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I was wandering around downtown grapevine, Texas today, and apparently there’s some Warhammer shit going on around here. But in a really weird, quaint way.
I would never lie about something this important, homie.
April 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I would never lie about something this important, homie.
Oh shit hey that’s me!
Would you like to peruse my portfolio of image macros from 2002? I have several of these:
Would you like to peruse my portfolio of image macros from 2002? I have several of these:
April 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Oh shit hey that’s me!
Would you like to peruse my portfolio of image macros from 2002? I have several of these:
Would you like to peruse my portfolio of image macros from 2002? I have several of these: