elph 🇨🇦
@elphonics.bsky.social
canadian | 4b/patriarchal nemesis/lady of the blade | queer | sober | celibate | medicated | secular | aspiring crazy cat lady | reddit refugee | creator of things | lover of music | no longer staying silent.
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elph 🇨🇦
@elphonics.bsky.social
· Sep 27
I don't really subscribe to the "homophobes are self hating gays" theory but I do want to point out a lot of supposedly straight dudes spend a lot of time thinking about dick.
We could probably solve a lot of issues if they just got dicked down instead is all I am saying.
We could probably solve a lot of issues if they just got dicked down instead is all I am saying.
another thing to think about is how men chose to accessorize and decorate women, forcing insecurities upon them to keep them smaller than the men. women became sexualized and valued by mostly their appearance, which came swinging around when women began taking pride in just that.
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
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I am currently writing a comedy TV pilot inspired by Pierre Poilievre's election loss and subsequent Alberta by-election, and when I came up with this idea I truly didn't think about the fact that doing so would mean having to watch a lot of his interviews. Please send help, I never wanted this
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I am currently writing a comedy TV pilot inspired by Pierre Poilievre's election loss and subsequent Alberta by-election, and when I came up with this idea I truly didn't think about the fact that doing so would mean having to watch a lot of his interviews. Please send help, I never wanted this
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okay but why is manoeuvres such a hard word to spell like what the heck
m a n o e u v r e s
yeah okay whatever manoeuvres
m a n o e u v r e s
yeah okay whatever manoeuvres
a man in a white sweater is standing next to a red van holding a key .
Alt: David Rose looking deeply frustrated
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
okay but why is manoeuvres such a hard word to spell like what the heck
m a n o e u v r e s
yeah okay whatever manoeuvres
m a n o e u v r e s
yeah okay whatever manoeuvres
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Canadian COVID Forecast: Nov 8 - Nov 21, 2025
SEVERE: AB
VERY HIGH: CAN, MB, NB, NL, North, NS, QC, SK
HIGH: BC, ON, PEI
MODERATE: none
About 1 in 118 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.
SEVERE: AB
VERY HIGH: CAN, MB, NB, NL, North, NS, QC, SK
HIGH: BC, ON, PEI
MODERATE: none
About 1 in 118 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Canadian COVID Forecast: Nov 8 - Nov 21, 2025
SEVERE: AB
VERY HIGH: CAN, MB, NB, NL, North, NS, QC, SK
HIGH: BC, ON, PEI
MODERATE: none
About 1 in 118 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.
SEVERE: AB
VERY HIGH: CAN, MB, NB, NL, North, NS, QC, SK
HIGH: BC, ON, PEI
MODERATE: none
About 1 in 118 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.
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Japanese immigrants fought for Canada during WW I while denied the right to vote
Community historian working to make sure Japanese Canadian veterans not forgotten #Canada #NeverForget #RememberThem
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Community historian working to make sure Japanese Canadian veterans not forgotten #Canada #NeverForget #RememberThem
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Japanese immigrants fought for Canada during WW I while denied the right to vote | CBC News
For the first time the faces of Japanese Canadian veterans who fought in the First and Second World War are on display on the streets of Vancouver after a century largely unrecognized and their storie...
www.cbc.ca
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Japanese immigrants fought for Canada during WW I while denied the right to vote
Community historian working to make sure Japanese Canadian veterans not forgotten #Canada #NeverForget #RememberThem
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Community historian working to make sure Japanese Canadian veterans not forgotten #Canada #NeverForget #RememberThem
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
when the “not all men” argument swings back around and kicks you in the teeth 😂
because, if we knew which ones of you were rapists, we wouldn’t be making such sweeping statements.
because, if we knew which ones of you were rapists, we wouldn’t be making such sweeping statements.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
when the “not all men” argument swings back around and kicks you in the teeth 😂
because, if we knew which ones of you were rapists, we wouldn’t be making such sweeping statements.
because, if we knew which ones of you were rapists, we wouldn’t be making such sweeping statements.
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this rainy fascist island should rename itself the great british bake off because we are so fucking cooked
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
this rainy fascist island should rename itself the great british bake off because we are so fucking cooked
🧵 since it’s #Movember, I thought it’d be fun to post mental health stats… (courtesy of the gov of 🇨🇦)
- women are about four times more likely than men (37% versus 9%, respectively) to have ever been afraid of a partner.
- 44% of women and girls who had ever been in a relationship experienced IPV
- women are about four times more likely than men (37% versus 9%, respectively) to have ever been afraid of a partner.
- 44% of women and girls who had ever been in a relationship experienced IPV
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
🧵 since it’s #Movember, I thought it’d be fun to post mental health stats… (courtesy of the gov of 🇨🇦)
- women are about four times more likely than men (37% versus 9%, respectively) to have ever been afraid of a partner.
- 44% of women and girls who had ever been in a relationship experienced IPV
- women are about four times more likely than men (37% versus 9%, respectively) to have ever been afraid of a partner.
- 44% of women and girls who had ever been in a relationship experienced IPV
hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahgahahahahhahahhaha
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahgahahahahhahahhaha
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GÜIRIA, Venezuela (AP) — One was a fisherman struggling to eke out a living on $100 a month. Another was a career criminal. A third was a former military cadet. And a fourth was a down-on-his-luck bus driver.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump has accused boat crews of being narco-terrorists. The truth, AP found, is more nuanced
One was a fisherman struggling to eke out a living on $100 a month. Another was a career criminal. A third was a former military cadet.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
GÜIRIA, Venezuela (AP) — One was a fisherman struggling to eke out a living on $100 a month. Another was a career criminal. A third was a former military cadet. And a fourth was a down-on-his-luck bus driver.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
began reading Chanel Miller’s book “Know My Name” last week.
it’s strange, the symptoms you experience after an assault; although some could find that triggering, I’m finding comfort and humour knowing I am not the only one forgetting pieces of life.
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it’s strange, the symptoms you experience after an assault; although some could find that triggering, I’m finding comfort and humour knowing I am not the only one forgetting pieces of life.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
began reading Chanel Miller’s book “Know My Name” last week.
it’s strange, the symptoms you experience after an assault; although some could find that triggering, I’m finding comfort and humour knowing I am not the only one forgetting pieces of life.
1/2
it’s strange, the symptoms you experience after an assault; although some could find that triggering, I’m finding comfort and humour knowing I am not the only one forgetting pieces of life.
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Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.
Listen in ⬇️
Listen in ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.
Listen in ⬇️
Listen in ⬇️
my pitches for the next NYT column:
“Did men ruin the dating pool? And can men loving men fix it?”
“Did men ruin religion? And will forcing them to pray to a female deity correct course?”
“Did men ruin humanity with patriarchy? And can it be solved with compassion?”
“Did men ruin the dating pool? And can men loving men fix it?”
“Did men ruin religion? And will forcing them to pray to a female deity correct course?”
“Did men ruin humanity with patriarchy? And can it be solved with compassion?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
my pitches for the next NYT column:
“Did men ruin the dating pool? And can men loving men fix it?”
“Did men ruin religion? And will forcing them to pray to a female deity correct course?”
“Did men ruin humanity with patriarchy? And can it be solved with compassion?”
“Did men ruin the dating pool? And can men loving men fix it?”
“Did men ruin religion? And will forcing them to pray to a female deity correct course?”
“Did men ruin humanity with patriarchy? And can it be solved with compassion?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Douthat is a slimy creep, particularly on the subject of women, as he’s shown for a long time now. NYT editors are showing their asses when they publish and promote his “just asking questions” retrograde misogyny year after year.
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Douthat is a slimy creep, particularly on the subject of women, as he’s shown for a long time now. NYT editors are showing their asses when they publish and promote his “just asking questions” retrograde misogyny year after year.
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WILD week for politics in Canada 🇨🇦 from Poilievre’s MPs ditching him to Ford’s sleazy #StripperGate scandal to Danielle Smith playing the victim in Alberta the OShow Scandal Panel is 🔥#cdnpoli #Onpoli #ABpoli youtu.be/GTfWSVd7ov0?...
OSHOW SCANDAL PANEL: Is Poilievre in Trouble? Will StripperGate Take Down Ford? Should Smith Quit?
YouTube video by The OShow with Laura Babcock
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
WILD week for politics in Canada 🇨🇦 from Poilievre’s MPs ditching him to Ford’s sleazy #StripperGate scandal to Danielle Smith playing the victim in Alberta the OShow Scandal Panel is 🔥#cdnpoli #Onpoli #ABpoli youtu.be/GTfWSVd7ov0?...
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Satire or not, it’s over.
Poilievre prevents more MPs from leaving party by locking doors, swallowing key
OTTAWA – In an effort to prevent any more defections from caucus, party leader Pierre Poilievre has reportedly locked all Conservative MPs in an undisclosed room in Parliament Hill before swallowing t...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Satire or not, it’s over.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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A pedophile might face some consequences. Time to put up the Mike Johnson bat signal so he can swoop in to run interference for him.
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, the former prince, has been summoned by members of the US Congress to discuss his “long-standing friendship” with paedophile financier Jeffrey Epstein
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor summoned to US Congress in Jeffrey Epstein probe
www.thenational.scot
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A pedophile might face some consequences. Time to put up the Mike Johnson bat signal so he can swoop in to run interference for him.
anyone talk to Ken Sim about this?
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Vancouver-based Cryptomus, who was fined $177 million by Canada's financial intelligence agency is unlikely to pay their fine. Cryptomus failed to report suspicious transactions linked to money laundering, trafficking child sex abuse material, fraud, ransomware, and evasion of sanctions.
Vancouver-based Cryptomus, who was fined $177 million by Canada's financial intelligence agency is unlikely to pay their fine. Cryptomus failed to report suspicious transactions linked to money laundering, trafficking child sex abuse material, fraud, ransomware, and evasion of sanctions.
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
anyone talk to Ken Sim about this?
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Remember when PoiLIEvre wanted Canada to be the crypto capital of the world?
Yeah...
Trust the economist not the paperboy.
Yeah...
Trust the economist not the paperboy.
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Vancouver-based Cryptomus, who was fined $177 million by Canada's financial intelligence agency is unlikely to pay their fine. Cryptomus failed to report suspicious transactions linked to money laundering, trafficking child sex abuse material, fraud, ransomware, and evasion of sanctions.
Vancouver-based Cryptomus, who was fined $177 million by Canada's financial intelligence agency is unlikely to pay their fine. Cryptomus failed to report suspicious transactions linked to money laundering, trafficking child sex abuse material, fraud, ransomware, and evasion of sanctions.
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Remember when PoiLIEvre wanted Canada to be the crypto capital of the world?
Yeah...
Trust the economist not the paperboy.
Yeah...
Trust the economist not the paperboy.
the future is female 🥰
get the pedo out and it’s time to heal, my friends.
get the pedo out and it’s time to heal, my friends.
Speaking at a morning press conference in Queens, the 34-year-old democratic socialist revealed an all-female transition team led by Elana Leopold as executive director. It also includes co-chairs Maria Torres-Springer, the former first deputy mayor; Lina Khan, the former federal trade commission
Zohran Mamdani announces all-female transition team as he prepares for New York mayoralty
Team includes Lina Khan, the FTC commissioner under Biden, and other Democratic former city officials
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
the future is female 🥰
get the pedo out and it’s time to heal, my friends.
get the pedo out and it’s time to heal, my friends.
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Imagine if white bigots put half the energy into checking their own that they use trying to police everyone else……….
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Imagine if white bigots put half the energy into checking their own that they use trying to police everyone else……….
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This is an excellent idea!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is an excellent idea!!!