Elitist Semicolon
@elitistsemicolon.bsky.social
Tiny monstrosity, unaligned. Plucking little punctuation mark. #toastie
I deeply regret reading this thread right before going to bed, which probably answers the question.
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I deeply regret reading this thread right before going to bed, which probably answers the question.
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I have found the best pigeon.
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have found the best pigeon.
may the person at Sling TV who decided we needed a channel that is all episodes of The Repair Shop lead a blessed life
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
may the person at Sling TV who decided we needed a channel that is all episodes of The Repair Shop lead a blessed life
Jólakötturinn!!!
This is Jólakötturinn, the Icelandic Christmas cat, who eats children who do not get new clothes. Christmas is here, children!
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Jólakötturinn!!!
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Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
It’s useful for people of my generation to be reminded that this wasn’t that long ago. Ruby Bridges isn’t just still alive—she’s only 71, not ancient!
65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
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If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?
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Don't buy Starbucks ANYTHING while workers are on strike!
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Don't buy Starbucks ANYTHING while workers are on strike!
Absolutely epic news reporting here.
Happy 55th Annual ‘Oregon Blew Up a Whale’ Day, to all who celebrate
50 Years Ago Today, Oregon Blew Up a Dead Whale. With Dynamite. On Live TV.
The blubber chunks were ... everywhere.
www.popularmechanics.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Absolutely epic news reporting here.
I wonder what subsequent crews of the Arthur M. Anderson felt when they first boarded.
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I wonder what subsequent crews of the Arthur M. Anderson felt when they first boarded.
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if you voted in Seattle you gotta make sure your ballot counted now
There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
if you voted in Seattle you gotta make sure your ballot counted now
I still think the Punch Brothers' cover of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is the best cover, but this one's really good too. That intro is {chef's kiss}.
Billy Strings “Wreck of the Edmund’s Fitzgerald” 4/19/25 #billystrings #cary #agirlandherphone
YouTube video by Beth Boylan
m.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I still think the Punch Brothers' cover of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is the best cover, but this one's really good too. That intro is {chef's kiss}.
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❄️❄️SNOWING IT IS SNOWING❄️❄️
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
❄️❄️SNOWING IT IS SNOWING❄️❄️
Happy Porch Fridge season to all who celebrate!
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Happy Porch Fridge season to all who celebrate!
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Idea: a 'verse where David from WarGames grows up to be the dad in GalaxyQuest
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Idea: a 'verse where David from WarGames grows up to be the dad in GalaxyQuest
Reader, I laughed.
(Also doing that into snow looks HELLA fun.)
(Also doing that into snow looks HELLA fun.)
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Reader, I laughed.
(Also doing that into snow looks HELLA fun.)
(Also doing that into snow looks HELLA fun.)
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
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This queen is at the Alameda Animal Shelter. Ellie needs a soft spot to land.
www.alamedaanimalshelter.org/adopt/cats/a...
www.alamedaanimalshelter.org/adopt/cats/a...
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This queen is at the Alameda Animal Shelter. Ellie needs a soft spot to land.
www.alamedaanimalshelter.org/adopt/cats/a...
www.alamedaanimalshelter.org/adopt/cats/a...
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Public art is so important
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Public art is so important
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heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I know he’s not a hound but surely yall have some Durham area followers in need of a new sweet pup.
I saw a post on the parent's fb group I'm in about a seemingly stray dog hanging around a park, so I went to see if he would let me put him in the car to take him to check for a microchip. He did and he wasnt 1/2
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I know he’s not a hound but surely yall have some Durham area followers in need of a new sweet pup.
@differentmatt.bsky.social I talked with a student the other day who said he transferred in from a school I'd probably never heard of and I said "try me"and he said "Kenyon" and I immediately blurted, "of course I've heard of Kenyon - Allison Janney went there!"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
@differentmatt.bsky.social I talked with a student the other day who said he transferred in from a school I'd probably never heard of and I said "try me"and he said "Kenyon" and I immediately blurted, "of course I've heard of Kenyon - Allison Janney went there!"
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
Unsurprised to find Baldwin on this list 🙃
Buckling now would make this entire painful endeavor worthless -- pain for pain's sake, without value, without resolution. So if one of these senators is yours, yell at them not to buckle.
Asked how optimistic he was of reaching a deal this week, Ossoff, who voted earlier this month to pay essential federal workers during the shutdown, said, “We need a resolution that does right by our constituents.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Unsurprised to find Baldwin on this list 🙃