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Elitist Semicolon
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Tiny monstrosity, unaligned. Plucking little punctuation mark. #toastie
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If Bad Bunny can cover the history of Puerto Rico, colonialism, transatlantic slavery, hemispheric consciousness, as well as contemporary life and politics in under 14 minutes, you can do your 15- or 20-minute conference presentation with time to spare.
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Prisencolinensinainciusol

ol right
February 7, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I AM ON FIRE; KEEP CLEAR OF ME
tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY
January 30, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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When I see you “playing around with” ChatGPT “for fun” this is what I see you contributing to btw. It’s not cute, it’s not fun, it’s damaging. Just because you don’t personally see it doesn’t mean there’s no cost.
I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there.

I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
January 21, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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From a Minnesotan: a hearty HELL NO to this. This man is a professional political consultant in DC raising $$ for a political party. There are endless better places to donate to actually help people here suffering and fighting against this nazi invasion. Here’s a start:
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
absentmindedly said something like "I was thinking about that while lying on the floor, as one does" to a student yesterday and the RELIEF in her voice when she said, "I feel so validated" was so genuine that I felt it
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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Much of the cardboard and paper goods strewn about our homes are sold by a single private company, with its name, Uline, stamped on the bottom.

Many may not know that a multibillion-dollar fortune made on those ubiquitous products fuels far-right candidates across the country.

(Published 2022)
That Cardboard Box in Your Home Is Fueling Election Denial
A previously unreported boom in profits for the shipping supply giant Uline has provided the funds for a deeply conservative Midwestern family to bankroll anti-democracy causes around the country.
www.propublica.org
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess I'm surprised (and admittedly grateful) it took this long for me to have a Providence-related nightmare.
December 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The guy on the right is Richard from Bake-Off series 5.
I have put together so many ikea beds by myself that I don’t heed this instruction (unless it’s a king)(this is a brag) my back hurts also
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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In case you can’t quite place the name, this is the writer of classic Trek’s Trouble with Tribbles. Let’s help him out.
December 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I miss the days when @baldwin.senate.gov wasn't useless.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Oh I love him someone go get him
December 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Went for a walk in the Arboretum and saw a gorgeous coyote so I feel at least a little better.
December 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
One of the factors leading to my classroom burnout was the moment a student I'd never seen before walked into my classroom, no backpack or materials and all hunched into his hoodie with his hands in his pockets and his face not visible. I genuinely thought, "today I am going to die at work."
It's been ghastly to see so many academics on here this evening share how they scan their classrooms for ways to keep students safe in case a man with a gun walks in.

Sometimes, as an immigrant from a basically gun-free society, I can't believe I've normalized this evil.
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
this fucking country
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Anyone have thoughts on whether it's both possible and tasty to make Thai(-adjacent) garlic-chili sauce with green jalapeños rather than red?
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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“The guy who bedazzled this room in gold thinks your child has too many pencils.” - Jimmy Kimmel
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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anyone who thinks of the Postal Service as a money-losing business instead of one of the peak achievements of American society belongs in prison
Post Office
Micro, NC
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just saw an episode of Repair Shop in which Steve Fletcher had on not one, not two, but three pairs of glasses.
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sound up
Our extremely well-fed pigs never fail to bring the DRAMA at dinner time. 😂
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
could I please have ONE GODDAMN MONTH out of the year without campaign ads
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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*shouts* EVEN AS A JOKE
*whispers* stop reposting AI images you guys
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Ugh, time to break out the nose chapstick

(tell me you live in the upper midwest without telling me you live in the upper midwest)
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM