Eli Selzer
@eliselzer.bsky.social
Semi-Professional Smart Aleck, one man barbershop quartet, solid addition to your pub trivia team.
Looking to make a great show even better? Jeff Hiller is a great place to start!
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Looking to make a great show even better? Jeff Hiller is a great place to start!
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As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
It’s just a jump to the left…
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It’s just a jump to the left…
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October 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
So, did YouTube just think you could hold up a mic in the stadium and use that to broadcast performances? Haven’t heard a bit of the anthems or half time performance. Real amateur production value.
September 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
So, did YouTube just think you could hold up a mic in the stadium and use that to broadcast performances? Haven’t heard a bit of the anthems or half time performance. Real amateur production value.
My wife got this steel book because she worked on the restoration, and a pack of 12-15 wild dads followed us home.
September 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My wife got this steel book because she worked on the restoration, and a pack of 12-15 wild dads followed us home.
Holy shit. I’d never seen this version; the Tonight Show Band is INCREDIBLE!
This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
August 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Holy shit. I’d never seen this version; the Tonight Show Band is INCREDIBLE!
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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If only Los Angeles Children’s Hospital had this courage
Good.
No doctor should be forced to turn away families because of political threats.
No doctor should be forced to turn away families because of political threats.
Boston Children's Hospital says it won't be bullied into abandoning trans youth - LGBTQ Nation
The hospital has faced bomb threats, hate campaigns, and threats to funding over the years but has never wavered in supporting gender-affirming care.
www.lgbtqnation.com
August 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If only Los Angeles Children’s Hospital had this courage
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Today's newsletter is my big takedown of Rahm Emanuel and his anti-trans BS. www.readtpa.com/p/the-smalle...
July 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Today's newsletter is my big takedown of Rahm Emanuel and his anti-trans BS. www.readtpa.com/p/the-smalle...
It took 6 months of processing grief, but we were finally ready last week to bring a new dog into our lives. Meet Huckleberry: 130lbs of pure love!
July 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It took 6 months of processing grief, but we were finally ready last week to bring a new dog into our lives. Meet Huckleberry: 130lbs of pure love!
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in the final hours of pride month, we just passed $25,000 USD raised for trans charities 🥹 thank you all so much, seriously
A TRANS PERSON MADE YOUR PUZZLE is LIVE !!!!
donate at least $10 USD to an American trans charity and receive 10 puzzles by trans constructors
edited by me and @cantorlope.bsky.social
beautiful cover art by @pseudonymjones.bsky.social
happy pride :)
tinyurl.com/transxwords
donate at least $10 USD to an American trans charity and receive 10 puzzles by trans constructors
edited by me and @cantorlope.bsky.social
beautiful cover art by @pseudonymjones.bsky.social
happy pride :)
tinyurl.com/transxwords
July 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
in the final hours of pride month, we just passed $25,000 USD raised for trans charities 🥹 thank you all so much, seriously
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
June 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
Just made my first commute through downtown LA in a couple of weeks, and I cannot stress hard enough how NORMAL things are. It’s quiet and bustling with people going to work, like always. Don’t listen to the liars and fascists trying to convince you otherwise.
June 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just made my first commute through downtown LA in a couple of weeks, and I cannot stress hard enough how NORMAL things are. It’s quiet and bustling with people going to work, like always. Don’t listen to the liars and fascists trying to convince you otherwise.
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“We didn’t vote for this!” Well then you’re stupid or you’re lying. I don’t care either way.
June 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“We didn’t vote for this!” Well then you’re stupid or you’re lying. I don’t care either way.
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You do not need answers you cowardly fool. What happened was extremely clear. What you and your colleagues need to do is fight back in every way at your disposal, and then some. Start by promoting immediate impeachment for fascist scum Trump and Noem. Make that the main topic of conversation.
Sen. Chuck Schumer: "I just saw something that sickened my stomach; the manhandling of a United States Senator. We need immediate answers to what the hell went on."
June 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
You do not need answers you cowardly fool. What happened was extremely clear. What you and your colleagues need to do is fight back in every way at your disposal, and then some. Start by promoting immediate impeachment for fascist scum Trump and Noem. Make that the main topic of conversation.
Spent the afternoon downtown watching Harold Lloyd’s The Freshman as part of LA Conservancy’s Last Remaining Seats.
June 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Spent the afternoon downtown watching Harold Lloyd’s The Freshman as part of LA Conservancy’s Last Remaining Seats.
I have notes…
Sometimes free is overpriced.
Sometimes free is overpriced.
June 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I have notes…
Sometimes free is overpriced.
Sometimes free is overpriced.
Well played, Box Office Game. Exactly what I wanted for Actor 3.
June 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Well played, Box Office Game. Exactly what I wanted for Actor 3.
I love this and you will, too. Donate, donate, donate!
A TRANS PERSON MADE YOUR PUZZLE is LIVE !!!!
donate at least $10 USD to an American trans charity and receive 10 puzzles by trans constructors
edited by me and @cantorlope.bsky.social
beautiful cover art by @pseudonymjones.bsky.social
happy pride :)
tinyurl.com/transxwords
donate at least $10 USD to an American trans charity and receive 10 puzzles by trans constructors
edited by me and @cantorlope.bsky.social
beautiful cover art by @pseudonymjones.bsky.social
happy pride :)
tinyurl.com/transxwords
June 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I love this and you will, too. Donate, donate, donate!
I wish I knew more people who followed professional cycling because today’s Giro D’Italia stage needs to be talked about. Just incredible!
May 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I wish I knew more people who followed professional cycling because today’s Giro D’Italia stage needs to be talked about. Just incredible!
This weekend, I dressed as Quint for a Jaws 50th Anniversary event. I realized later that I came way closer to Frank Oz than Robert Shaw.
May 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This weekend, I dressed as Quint for a Jaws 50th Anniversary event. I realized later that I came way closer to Frank Oz than Robert Shaw.