ElectricRocket
@electricrocket.bsky.social
Person with Engineering Abilities, Dad, Husband, Lover of Books with Not Enough Reading Time, House Chock Full of LGBT People. Fascinated By This and That. Non-recovering Soda Addict.
Sure, sex is great, but have you tried releasing the Epstein files?
July 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Sure, sex is great, but have you tried releasing the Epstein files?
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The Epstein files are on Pam Bondi's desk right now but also they do not exist but also they do exist and were written by Obama and Hillary when Epstein died in 2019 when the president was Donald Trump.
July 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Epstein files are on Pam Bondi's desk right now but also they do not exist but also they do exist and were written by Obama and Hillary when Epstein died in 2019 when the president was Donald Trump.
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Us:
💜 every purchase supports indie bookstores
💰 pays local taxes
🎉 raised more than $39 million for bookstores
🌎 certified B-Corp
Them:
❌ does not pay their fair share of taxes
❌ does not care about putting indie bookstores out of business
❌ harmful to the environment
💜 every purchase supports indie bookstores
💰 pays local taxes
🎉 raised more than $39 million for bookstores
🌎 certified B-Corp
Them:
❌ does not pay their fair share of taxes
❌ does not care about putting indie bookstores out of business
❌ harmful to the environment
July 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Us:
💜 every purchase supports indie bookstores
💰 pays local taxes
🎉 raised more than $39 million for bookstores
🌎 certified B-Corp
Them:
❌ does not pay their fair share of taxes
❌ does not care about putting indie bookstores out of business
❌ harmful to the environment
💜 every purchase supports indie bookstores
💰 pays local taxes
🎉 raised more than $39 million for bookstores
🌎 certified B-Corp
Them:
❌ does not pay their fair share of taxes
❌ does not care about putting indie bookstores out of business
❌ harmful to the environment
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This feels like a ✨prime✨ week to close the book on Amazon.
July 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This feels like a ✨prime✨ week to close the book on Amazon.
A father and a young daughter stroll by me as I sit on a bench.
"Well, a red herring is a fish," says the dad. This is all I hear of the conversation.
I will now spend the rest of the day trying to decide if that statement is, in itself, a red herring for what the girl was trying to learn.
"Well, a red herring is a fish," says the dad. This is all I hear of the conversation.
I will now spend the rest of the day trying to decide if that statement is, in itself, a red herring for what the girl was trying to learn.
July 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
A father and a young daughter stroll by me as I sit on a bench.
"Well, a red herring is a fish," says the dad. This is all I hear of the conversation.
I will now spend the rest of the day trying to decide if that statement is, in itself, a red herring for what the girl was trying to learn.
"Well, a red herring is a fish," says the dad. This is all I hear of the conversation.
I will now spend the rest of the day trying to decide if that statement is, in itself, a red herring for what the girl was trying to learn.
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July 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Engineer's spouse: Ugh! Why won't this work?! I hate technology.
Engineer: Ok, I'm of to, uh, make more technology.
Engineer's spouse: Have fun!
Engineer: Ok, I'm of to, uh, make more technology.
Engineer's spouse: Have fun!
July 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Engineer's spouse: Ugh! Why won't this work?! I hate technology.
Engineer: Ok, I'm of to, uh, make more technology.
Engineer's spouse: Have fun!
Engineer: Ok, I'm of to, uh, make more technology.
Engineer's spouse: Have fun!
Good news from the supreme court today for those whose religious beliefs are so fragile that they must be protected from real world information!
June 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Good news from the supreme court today for those whose religious beliefs are so fragile that they must be protected from real world information!
Sitting in a closed garage with the motor running is not a cry for help if your car is electric.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
June 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sitting in a closed garage with the motor running is not a cry for help if your car is electric.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
Sure, sure, sex with blindfolds, yeah... but what about with *earmuffs*?
June 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Sure, sure, sex with blindfolds, yeah... but what about with *earmuffs*?
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him: nice dress
me: thanks, i was buried in it
me: thanks, i was buried in it
June 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
him: nice dress
me: thanks, i was buried in it
me: thanks, i was buried in it
New glasses, who dis?
June 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
New glasses, who dis?
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Is there a pill I can take so I don’t have to change my passwords
June 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Is there a pill I can take so I don’t have to change my passwords
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She’s a 10, but they’re all 10s. All women are 10s except my wife, who is a 20.
June 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
She’s a 10, but they’re all 10s. All women are 10s except my wife, who is a 20.
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I think we’re going to need a bigger handbasket.
May 31, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I think we’re going to need a bigger handbasket.
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Do not force me to release my armada of steampunk battleblinps
May 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Do not force me to release my armada of steampunk battleblinps
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The Bible Says So is #7 on the New York Times bestseller list! Thanks so much for the support, everybody!
May 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The Bible Says So is #7 on the New York Times bestseller list! Thanks so much for the support, everybody!
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Happened to find myself walking by the Barnes & Noble in Studio City today, so I went in and signed the copy of The Bible Says So they have on the shelf.
May 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Happened to find myself walking by the Barnes & Noble in Studio City today, so I went in and signed the copy of The Bible Says So they have on the shelf.
Had a great time listening to the #dataoverdogma podcast guys talk last night, where I learned that if a bear attacked the auditorium we were in, only 1 person would have escaped! Thanks for bringing your book tour to Atlanta, @maklelan.bsky.social. "The Bible Says So": tinyurl.com/biblesaysso
May 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Had a great time listening to the #dataoverdogma podcast guys talk last night, where I learned that if a bear attacked the auditorium we were in, only 1 person would have escaped! Thanks for bringing your book tour to Atlanta, @maklelan.bsky.social. "The Bible Says So": tinyurl.com/biblesaysso
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did.
May 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did.
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wife: *winking* the kids are out all evening, are you thinking what I’m thinking?
me: *already setting up the Risk gameboard* I’m way ahead of you babe
me: *already setting up the Risk gameboard* I’m way ahead of you babe
September 28, 2024 at 2:38 PM
wife: *winking* the kids are out all evening, are you thinking what I’m thinking?
me: *already setting up the Risk gameboard* I’m way ahead of you babe
me: *already setting up the Risk gameboard* I’m way ahead of you babe
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"Tonight? Oh, I can't....uhhh...Der Kommisar's in town."—me quickly trying to make an excuse to get out of going somewhere
May 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Tonight? Oh, I can't....uhhh...Der Kommisar's in town."—me quickly trying to make an excuse to get out of going somewhere