Eldritch Hipster
@eldritchhipster.bsky.social
35, FL, He/Him, LGBTQ+, BLM, ACAB, lots of other leftie things that don't have convenient acronyms.
Fuck TERFs, fuck SWERFs.
Free Palestine, and stop the genocide.
Comedian, writer, wageslave.
Fuck TERFs, fuck SWERFs.
Free Palestine, and stop the genocide.
Comedian, writer, wageslave.
Frozen Cheddar Bay biscuits.
what are people stress eating?
January 25, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Frozen Cheddar Bay biscuits.
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
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Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
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🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
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🦕 Prehistoric buddies! 🦖
A new drop just in time for my bday today, shares would be deeply appreciated 🙏
wallpapers + more 🔗👇
A new drop just in time for my bday today, shares would be deeply appreciated 🙏
wallpapers + more 🔗👇
January 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
🦕 Prehistoric buddies! 🦖
A new drop just in time for my bday today, shares would be deeply appreciated 🙏
wallpapers + more 🔗👇
A new drop just in time for my bday today, shares would be deeply appreciated 🙏
wallpapers + more 🔗👇
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imagine if it happens on tv
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
imagine if it happens on tv
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I learned today that Disney put up a cute little prompt on its Threads account "Share a Disney movie quote that resonates with how you're feeling right now" and wound up taking it down within hours because apparently Disney didn't realize that Disney movies are staunchly antifascist.
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I learned today that Disney put up a cute little prompt on its Threads account "Share a Disney movie quote that resonates with how you're feeling right now" and wound up taking it down within hours because apparently Disney didn't realize that Disney movies are staunchly antifascist.
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Protester hero outside of the Whipple building heckles an ICE-hole who doesn’t have sense enough to zip up his own pants, or maybe he’s just a pervert. Probably both.
#ICE #FuckICE #ProudBlue
#ICE #FuckICE #ProudBlue
January 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Protester hero outside of the Whipple building heckles an ICE-hole who doesn’t have sense enough to zip up his own pants, or maybe he’s just a pervert. Probably both.
#ICE #FuckICE #ProudBlue
#ICE #FuckICE #ProudBlue
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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
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WOW. Appears Bari Weiss and CBS news were lying that ICE agent Jonathan Ross suffered "internal injuries." Even CBS journalists questioned the lie being peddled to help the Trump regime. CBS is the "See BS" Network www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...
CBS News report on ICE officer’s injuries drew ‘huge internal concern’
Anonymously sourced report that Jonathan Ross ‘suffered internal bleeding’ after killing Renee Good faced skepticism inside CBS newsroom
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
WOW. Appears Bari Weiss and CBS news were lying that ICE agent Jonathan Ross suffered "internal injuries." Even CBS journalists questioned the lie being peddled to help the Trump regime. CBS is the "See BS" Network www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...
Fucking based.
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Fucking based.
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Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
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Bandcamp has banned AI music.
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
Bandcamp Bans AI Music
AI music has become a big problem on streaming services. Remember the AI-generated psych-rock band the Velvet Sundown and the AI-generated metalcore band Broken Avenue racking up streams on Spotify? R...
stereogum.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Bandcamp has banned AI music.
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
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Now that's a headline
January 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Now that's a headline
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Elon Musk didn't find any fraud in Washington -- so now he's smearing our columnist John Harwood as wanting "fraud money" for calling out his deadly DOGE fiasco.
Read now:
zeteo.com/p/elon-musk-...
Read now:
zeteo.com/p/elon-musk-...
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Elon Musk didn't find any fraud in Washington -- so now he's smearing our columnist John Harwood as wanting "fraud money" for calling out his deadly DOGE fiasco.
Read now:
zeteo.com/p/elon-musk-...
Read now:
zeteo.com/p/elon-musk-...
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Imagine smelling like actual beef tallow and then wondering why all of the local wildlife for miles around think you’re a *checks notes* “juicy morsel” while all the actual sane people around you think you smell like offal in the back of a butcher shop
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Imagine smelling like actual beef tallow and then wondering why all of the local wildlife for miles around think you’re a *checks notes* “juicy morsel” while all the actual sane people around you think you smell like offal in the back of a butcher shop
I bumped a mirror with my work vehicle, and I'm being forced to attend remedial driving instruction, I don't get to murder an innocent civilian. Fuck ICE
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I bumped a mirror with my work vehicle, and I'm being forced to attend remedial driving instruction, I don't get to murder an innocent civilian. Fuck ICE
Fucking moron staff.
Bluesky trying to hide the name of the shooter from searches is just too perfect. site ownership still furious that this website has anything other than squishy shit libs, they couldn’t stop shooting their own dicks off if they tried
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Fucking moron staff.
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people figured out that Jonathan Ross was the murderer bc kristi noem mentioned that he'd been dragged by a car in a previous incident. she "doxxed" her own guy lol
January 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
people figured out that Jonathan Ross was the murderer bc kristi noem mentioned that he'd been dragged by a car in a previous incident. she "doxxed" her own guy lol
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I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
Rep. Kelly announces plans to impeach Secretary Kristi Noem
WASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly (IL-02) announced plans to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem following the fatal shooting by an ICE officer in Minneapolis.
robinkelly.house.gov
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
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Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated
Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated
Professor Darren Michael has reportedly been reinstated and given $50,000 after being fired over posts about assassinated conservative activist Charlie Kirk.
The post Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work