Eldritch Hipster
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Eldritch Hipster
@eldritchhipster.bsky.social
35, FL, He/Him, LGBTQ+, BLM, ACAB, lots of other leftie things that don't have convenient acronyms.

Fuck TERFs, fuck SWERFs.

Free Palestine, and stop the genocide.

Comedian, writer, wageslave.
October 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
... Concern.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Maga Merch
September 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just for a change of pace, here is the full size of my pfp, and an NSFW of my Eldritch Hipster himself (he's getting the paper with his rescue dog)
September 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
August 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just realized I didn't even upload the pic.
August 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Proud tradition of bluesky hotel semi nudes.
August 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
August 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Smoked chicken lollipops.
July 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
As it turns out, no.
July 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I'm too scatterbrained for a real tattoo, but I do enjoy body sharpies.
May 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
April 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I'm doing fine with the tariffs. The trick is not to have money.
April 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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