@eldiodequeso.bsky.social
Alt account for NSFW content. Be respectful.
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don’t say you love her say you would love to make her dinosaur nuggets and watch her play with them before biting their heads off girls love it when you watch them bite dinosaur heads off
March 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
don’t say you love her say you would love to make her dinosaur nuggets and watch her play with them before biting their heads off girls love it when you watch them bite dinosaur heads off
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psychoanalyst: you are in such a bright mood today
me: healthcare ceo got assassinated
me: healthcare ceo got assassinated
December 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
psychoanalyst: you are in such a bright mood today
me: healthcare ceo got assassinated
me: healthcare ceo got assassinated
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“He's making a list. And checking it twice. [Some extrajudicial assassin who is totally not a hero is] gonna find out who’s naughty and nice.”
Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
December 4, 2024 at 7:50 PM
“He's making a list. And checking it twice. [Some extrajudicial assassin who is totally not a hero is] gonna find out who’s naughty and nice.”
Why are SWers the best shit posters?
December 3, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Why are SWers the best shit posters?
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they should take all the presidents off of us currency and just put band photos of R.E.M. on the money instead
December 2, 2024 at 8:27 PM
they should take all the presidents off of us currency and just put band photos of R.E.M. on the money instead
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My pals at Magic Wand are running a new research study that needs participants: magicwandoriginal.com/study/
If you've ever wanted to contribute to scientific discovery WHILE earning yourself a free Magic Wand, well... have I got the study for you!! 😂
If you've ever wanted to contribute to scientific discovery WHILE earning yourself a free Magic Wand, well... have I got the study for you!! 😂
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 PM
My pals at Magic Wand are running a new research study that needs participants: magicwandoriginal.com/study/
If you've ever wanted to contribute to scientific discovery WHILE earning yourself a free Magic Wand, well... have I got the study for you!! 😂
If you've ever wanted to contribute to scientific discovery WHILE earning yourself a free Magic Wand, well... have I got the study for you!! 😂
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It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
November 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
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Never take yourself too seriously. After all, you're an idiot.
November 30, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Never take yourself too seriously. After all, you're an idiot.
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All right!! Now that Thanksgiving is all wrapped up we can get the real party started!
November 29, 2024 at 2:22 PM
All right!! Now that Thanksgiving is all wrapped up we can get the real party started!
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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My first viral post on BlueSky? 🥺 Reskeet me ❤️💦
November 19, 2024 at 5:53 AM
My first viral post on BlueSky? 🥺 Reskeet me ❤️💦
How have I never seen porn subtitles? Lmao
November 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
How have I never seen porn subtitles? Lmao
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"enjoy your echo chamber!"
me in my echo chamber:
me in my echo chamber:
a cartoon bear is standing on a rock near a river
ALT: a cartoon bear is standing on a rock near a river
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 4:51 PM
"enjoy your echo chamber!"
me in my echo chamber:
me in my echo chamber:
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mute em
block em
stick em in a stew
block em
stick em in a stew
November 15, 2024 at 2:30 AM
mute em
block em
stick em in a stew
block em
stick em in a stew
I block people who correct spelling but this is kind of awesome.
Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
November 15, 2024 at 1:19 PM
I block people who correct spelling but this is kind of awesome.
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Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
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A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
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Hey Skyfolks! Just a reminder: there is no algorithm on Bsky, so us artists and creators rely heavily on RTs to get our work out there. If you see a post from an artist or creator that you like, please RT generously! It helps us a lot ❤️ Thank you!
October 17, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Hey Skyfolks! Just a reminder: there is no algorithm on Bsky, so us artists and creators rely heavily on RTs to get our work out there. If you see a post from an artist or creator that you like, please RT generously! It helps us a lot ❤️ Thank you!
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Is it really that hard for people to grasp the concept that sex workers can be multifaceted and… human? There are so many talented wonderful amazing sw’s I’ve interacted with and not everything is sex 100% of the time..we’re artists, poets, artisans, bibliophiles, freinds, laborers, and much more
November 14, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Is it really that hard for people to grasp the concept that sex workers can be multifaceted and… human? There are so many talented wonderful amazing sw’s I’ve interacted with and not everything is sex 100% of the time..we’re artists, poets, artisans, bibliophiles, freinds, laborers, and much more