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BREAKING: every Republican has died
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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File impeachment articles that are just direct quotes from the Declaration of Independence
Grievances 16-19 in Declaration of Independence
16. "For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world"
17. "For imposing taxes on us without our consent"
18. "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Jury trial"
19. "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences"
April 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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It's still Dr. King's day, despite whatever may be happening in the nation's capital, and we have a long way to go in building that beautiful community. So I'm listening to him today.
As you go about the rest of your day, on the Martin Luther King’s birthday, make some time to listen to this speech:

MLK: Beyond Vietnam - A Time to Break Silence youtu.be/AJhgXKGldUk via @YouTube
MLK: Beyond Vietnam - A Time to Break Silence
YouTube video by The Martin Luther King, Jr. Center for Nonviolent Social Change
youtu.be
January 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I failed a Fire Safety course at work. Apparently the correct answer when asked what steps I would take in the event of a fire isn't, "fucking big ones".
January 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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[on the way to pick up my adderall] i’m going the distance, i’m going for speed
December 10, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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Jessica Fletcher and Miss Marple spot each other across the room. Their eyes narrow.
December 1, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Emotional regulation tools include humming, singing, tapping the top of your head or chest, deep breathing, stretching, verbal processing, meditation, cognitive behavioral therapy, and remembering your enemies will all die one day.
November 11, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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today's affirmation:

I am a shark swimming in deep water. my ocean does not have a name. it does not have an end. it does not have a bottom. space extends equally in all directions. forever. everything that moves is fuel. somewhere, someone says I cannot stop swimming. I do not know why I would try
January 11, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female is to move to Miami with three other females and trade loving barbs with one another as they discuss the business of getting they fuck on
August 14, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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Glorious loaf! 19th century. www.si.edu/object/figur...
August 6, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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one of the best parts of the "weird creep" attack is that you cannot turn it around by embracing it

that's something Trump was able to do with a lot of his problems - "yes, I break the rules, and I'll break them for you"

but you can't go "that's right, I'm a weird creep and here's why that's good"
July 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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As someone who’s received more than one cease-and-desist letter (i.e. threat to sue for defamation in relation to #metoo cases):
Right, folks, I'm going to say a thing about "Why can't we just burn it all down/tell everyone?" when it comes to people who pull awful shit. Not even just sex pests, and this is ALSO me responding to that general sentiment and not anyone in particular.

Have you heard of this thing called LAWSUITS?
July 26, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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This AP fact check about Vance allegedly not fucking a couch somehow makes it worse than if he had.

“Instead, these passages describe couches being used for typical reasons, such as sitting and sleeping. The word ‘glove’ does not appear in the book at all.”
July 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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jd vance may not see your posts but your friends in a committed relationship with their couch will
July 24, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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I don’t know who will chamberlain is but he has the wrong idea about this song. its politics are considerably more brutal than the political class is generally comfortable with
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING TAKE IVE EVER SEEN
July 22, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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Hey it’s me, the billionaire crypto guy behind PopeyeCoin, Americas third favorite way to invest in Popeye, and I just wanted to tell everyone, in good faith, that I’m suddenly very concerned with respecting the will of Democratic Party voters in an open process
July 22, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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The myth of the abusive male genius needs to die. There are very few whose contributions to society are really worth being conflicted over in contrast to the abuse they unleashed. I promise you there was a woman or non-binary person or even a decent man around whose art was just as good
May 19, 2024 at 2:47 AM