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Mouthy spinster. Cursed to regret everything I’ve ever posted, but tragically unable to shut up.
Mouthy spinster. Cursed to regret everything I’ve ever posted, but tragically unable to shut up.
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new year new YIKES 🥳
@eeyikes.bsky.social
· Dec 21
Million dollar business idea: cold & flu makeup. It’s the fullest coverage available, has lots of redness correction, and it won’t come off on a Kleenex every time you blow your nose.
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the ocean liner has figured out we are not going to the right place.
Okay but imagine if they HAD turned the Titanic, think about how different THAT would be
January 22, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the ocean liner has figured out we are not going to the right place.
“Who among us hasn’t murdered, maimed, and kidnapped innocents? Pobody’s nerfect! ☺️”
JD Vance in Minneapolis: "The guys behind me are doing an incredible job, and frankly, a lot of the media is lying about the job they do every single day. That doesn't mean that there aren't occasionally stories and videos out there that suggest they aren't doing everything right."
January 22, 2026 at 11:08 PM
“Who among us hasn’t murdered, maimed, and kidnapped innocents? Pobody’s nerfect! ☺️”
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One of the reasons I am so insistent that everyone remember that only 22% of the US population voted for Trump is that the Christian Nationalists want the myth of a mandate in circulation.
We need to reject it. They never had a mandate, and their coalition is shrinking.
We need to reject it. They never had a mandate, and their coalition is shrinking.
The new NYT poll finds Trump 17 points underwater on immigration, and the nonwhite and young voters who went to Trump in 2024 have snapped back to Dems
It's almost as if 2024 might not have represented a seismic cultural realignment on immigration after all, despite 1,000 NYT op eds to the contrary
It's almost as if 2024 might not have represented a seismic cultural realignment on immigration after all, despite 1,000 NYT op eds to the contrary
January 22, 2026 at 5:17 PM
One of the reasons I am so insistent that everyone remember that only 22% of the US population voted for Trump is that the Christian Nationalists want the myth of a mandate in circulation.
We need to reject it. They never had a mandate, and their coalition is shrinking.
We need to reject it. They never had a mandate, and their coalition is shrinking.
(An unfulfilled promise is still a promise)
January 22, 2026 at 9:51 PM
(An unfulfilled promise is still a promise)
Big day for Pretending You Don’t Understand What People Mean So You Can Be a Pedantic Asshole Day on the ol’ skyline
January 22, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Big day for Pretending You Don’t Understand What People Mean So You Can Be a Pedantic Asshole Day on the ol’ skyline
The right is “pro-children” in that they want you to *have* a bunch of children. Normal people are “pro-children” in that we are actually emotionally attached to the kids in our lives, however many there are, whether they’re genetically “ours” or not…
January 22, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The right is “pro-children” in that they want you to *have* a bunch of children. Normal people are “pro-children” in that we are actually emotionally attached to the kids in our lives, however many there are, whether they’re genetically “ours” or not…
A huge arctic storm is going to fuck our shit up all weekend, but at least we can get a lot of work done *before* the power outages and connectivity issues start! Now to take a big sip of coffee and read this email our IT people just sent about Microsoft 365…
January 22, 2026 at 9:24 PM
A huge arctic storm is going to fuck our shit up all weekend, but at least we can get a lot of work done *before* the power outages and connectivity issues start! Now to take a big sip of coffee and read this email our IT people just sent about Microsoft 365…
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Everyone’s just trying to live their lives the best they can. And these motherfuckers are just wilding out, marauding, terrorizing for no fucking reason beyond “they can.” This helps nobody. This benefits zero people. This is dropping entire communities into a nightmare for sport.
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Everyone’s just trying to live their lives the best they can. And these motherfuckers are just wilding out, marauding, terrorizing for no fucking reason beyond “they can.” This helps nobody. This benefits zero people. This is dropping entire communities into a nightmare for sport.
My niece is 5. I see her every time that picture of Liam Ramos pops up. As painful as it is, I hope more people see the faces of the children they love in his frightened, forlorn little eyes.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck ICE.
January 22, 2026 at 5:41 AM
My niece is 5. I see her every time that picture of Liam Ramos pops up. As painful as it is, I hope more people see the faces of the children they love in his frightened, forlorn little eyes.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck ICE.
Are you kidding me with this shit
San Francisco Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee was detained Wednesday evening at Los Angeles International Airport, his agent Scott Boras told the Chronicle.
Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee detained at Los Angeles International Airport
San Francisco Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee was detained Wednesday evening at Los Angeles International Airport, his agent Scott Boras told the Chronicle.
bit.ly
January 22, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Are you kidding me with this shit
LOL this pile of sentient bone dust went to Switzerland and said they’d be “speaking German” without us
FUCKING idiot!
FUCKING idiot!
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
LOL this pile of sentient bone dust went to Switzerland and said they’d be “speaking German” without us
FUCKING idiot!
FUCKING idiot!
Jesus fucking Christ Macron with the ridiculous aviators. Why can’t rich, powerful people be normal for 5 seconds?
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Jesus fucking Christ Macron with the ridiculous aviators. Why can’t rich, powerful people be normal for 5 seconds?
It’s not the most important thing, but as an American I would just like to clarify that *America* is NOT “asking for a place called Greenland”. I have not spoken to, heard of, or read about any US citizens - aside from tech billionaire chuds, maybe - who actually want this expansionist shit.
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
It’s not the most important thing, but as an American I would just like to clarify that *America* is NOT “asking for a place called Greenland”. I have not spoken to, heard of, or read about any US citizens - aside from tech billionaire chuds, maybe - who actually want this expansionist shit.
When Garfield sees ICE in his town
January 21, 2026 at 4:54 PM
When Garfield sees ICE in his town
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I would love for the evils of the US to be isolated and unique instead of a warning of where many other countries are currently headed — as billionaires wrest greater and greater control over the planet and all governing policies. I hope we are anomaly. I don’t know that we are.
January 21, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I would love for the evils of the US to be isolated and unique instead of a warning of where many other countries are currently headed — as billionaires wrest greater and greater control over the planet and all governing policies. I hope we are anomaly. I don’t know that we are.
Related: is there a bigger killjoy on the whole internet than the “BuT tHeN jD wOuLd Be PrEsIdEnT” people? Yes, we all know how the line of succession works and we’ve set our expectations accordingly LET PEOPLE HAVE THINGS!
I love a good almost-happening. For a few hours there everyone was just happy and hopeful. Someday those of us who survive will be free.
January 21, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Related: is there a bigger killjoy on the whole internet than the “BuT tHeN jD wOuLd Be PrEsIdEnT” people? Yes, we all know how the line of succession works and we’ve set our expectations accordingly LET PEOPLE HAVE THINGS!
I remember Biden’s Inauguration Day so clearly. I woke up early and BOUNDED out of bed like a cartoon. I went out for doughnuts before work. It was cold but sunny outside. I felt like we had all collectively snapped out of it.
Someday, friends.
Someday, friends.
You guys remember the nationwide block party that broke out when he lost in 2020? It’s gonna be that but more so.
January 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I remember Biden’s Inauguration Day so clearly. I woke up early and BOUNDED out of bed like a cartoon. I went out for doughnuts before work. It was cold but sunny outside. I felt like we had all collectively snapped out of it.
Someday, friends.
Someday, friends.
I miss tweetbot’s ability to make notes on profiles. I’m out here following/unfollowing the same 5 people over and over bc I can never remember why I unfollowed them.
(I’m aware of what’s going on w/Phoenix’s development and I hope everyone at tapbots is doing as well as possible ❤️)
(I’m aware of what’s going on w/Phoenix’s development and I hope everyone at tapbots is doing as well as possible ❤️)
January 21, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I miss tweetbot’s ability to make notes on profiles. I’m out here following/unfollowing the same 5 people over and over bc I can never remember why I unfollowed them.
(I’m aware of what’s going on w/Phoenix’s development and I hope everyone at tapbots is doing as well as possible ❤️)
(I’m aware of what’s going on w/Phoenix’s development and I hope everyone at tapbots is doing as well as possible ❤️)
I love a good almost-happening. For a few hours there everyone was just happy and hopeful. Someday those of us who survive will be free.
January 21, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I love a good almost-happening. For a few hours there everyone was just happy and hopeful. Someday those of us who survive will be free.
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Her: come over
Me: can't, I'm going to Davos
Her: my parents aren't home
Me:
Me: can't, I'm going to Davos
Her: my parents aren't home
Me:
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Her: come over
Me: can't, I'm going to Davos
Her: my parents aren't home
Me:
Me: can't, I'm going to Davos
Her: my parents aren't home
Me:
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Remembering that it has been one year since the second (yes, second) inauguration of the insurrectionist. I have a special message from my heart to all the people who made this happen:
January 20, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Remembering that it has been one year since the second (yes, second) inauguration of the insurrectionist. I have a special message from my heart to all the people who made this happen:
@jaxonevans.bsky.social Hi Jaxon! 👋 I downloaded Boost Blue earlier today and I like the way it handles my individual feeds, but my Home tab is blank. It also says I have no saved feeds, but if I click the gear icon they show up. Is there a setting I’m missing or sthg?
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 AM
@jaxonevans.bsky.social Hi Jaxon! 👋 I downloaded Boost Blue earlier today and I like the way it handles my individual feeds, but my Home tab is blank. It also says I have no saved feeds, but if I click the gear icon they show up. Is there a setting I’m missing or sthg?
BYE BITCH!
WASHINGTON (AP) — Virginia US attorney Lindsey Halligan, who sought indictments against Trump adversaries, is leaving her position.
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 AM
BYE BITCH!
HEY looks like this didn’t happen for some reason?!?
Very excited to check all my credit cards tomorrow and see every one of them showing a 10% APR.
January 20, 2026 at 1:39 PM
HEY looks like this didn’t happen for some reason?!?