Jon Hall
@hallcommajon.bsky.social
I am a short man who enjoys reading funny things. Also singer and guitar player for the Big Cats of Austin, Texas. He/him
The big theme of the Winter Olympics? Slidin’.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The big theme of the Winter Olympics? Slidin’.
It is deeply embarrassing to live in a country where this collection of pants-shitting incompetents wins elections.
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
It is deeply embarrassing to live in a country where this collection of pants-shitting incompetents wins elections.
So a mandatory qualification for women’s snowboarding is being an apple-cheeked twinkle pixie?
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
So a mandatory qualification for women’s snowboarding is being an apple-cheeked twinkle pixie?
I mean, one solution is to just let more people qualify for asylum.
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I mean, one solution is to just let more people qualify for asylum.
Wife and I still enjoying Lauren Jortberg.
Just now watching the opening ceremonies. According to the closed captioning, Mariah Carey sang something about someone named Lauren Jortberg.
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Wife and I still enjoying Lauren Jortberg.
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gandalf talks about his horse like a car guy talks about the Edelbrock intake they put on their iroc z
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
gandalf talks about his horse like a car guy talks about the Edelbrock intake they put on their iroc z
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The comedy streaming service is putting one of its best shows on Blu-ray as an experiment for its fans.
Dropout is trying something Netflix refuses to do
The comedy streaming service is putting one of its best shows on Blu-ray as an experiment for its fans.
www.polygon.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 AM
The comedy streaming service is putting one of its best shows on Blu-ray as an experiment for its fans.
THE EPSTEIN CLASS! They’re doing it! The Democrats are doing framing!
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
THE EPSTEIN CLASS! They’re doing it! The Democrats are doing framing!
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Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
July 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
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A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: For sheer number of crotches just pointed right at you, it’s hard to beat the Olympics.
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: For sheer number of crotches just pointed right at you, it’s hard to beat the Olympics.
Just the most pathetic administration of needy crybabies ever assembled.
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Just the most pathetic administration of needy crybabies ever assembled.
This Friday’s favorite is “Pitch the Baby” by Cocteau Twins.
Pitch the Baby
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February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
This Friday’s favorite is “Pitch the Baby” by Cocteau Twins.
I’m not gonna lie to you: I think some of these figure skaters have been practicing.
February 7, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I’m not gonna lie to you: I think some of these figure skaters have been practicing.
Peacock absolutely did not show the Mongolian team. Just talked about how their uniforms have been a sensation AFTER failing to show them.
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Peacock absolutely did not show the Mongolian team. Just talked about how their uniforms have been a sensation AFTER failing to show them.
Just now watching the opening ceremonies. According to the closed captioning, Mariah Carey sang something about someone named Lauren Jortberg.
February 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Just now watching the opening ceremonies. According to the closed captioning, Mariah Carey sang something about someone named Lauren Jortberg.
I’ve hit the point where taking up a new hobby requires almost no new stuff because of all the stuff I already have for my other hobbies.
I further regret to inform you that I have taken an interest in making my own guitar cables.
I regret to inform you that I may not be able to resist buying Another Guitar.
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I’ve hit the point where taking up a new hobby requires almost no new stuff because of all the stuff I already have for my other hobbies.
“That’s just not true”: negative assertion; maintains opponent’s framing.
“That’s a racist, antisemitic conspiracy theory”: positive assertion; presents new framing.
Say what it IS rather than what it isn’t.
“That’s a racist, antisemitic conspiracy theory”: positive assertion; presents new framing.
Say what it IS rather than what it isn’t.
"That's just not true, as you well know" -- Sen. Chris Coons is a bit taken aback after CNBC's Joe Kernen pushes the great replacement theory during an interview
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
“That’s just not true”: negative assertion; maintains opponent’s framing.
“That’s a racist, antisemitic conspiracy theory”: positive assertion; presents new framing.
Say what it IS rather than what it isn’t.
“That’s a racist, antisemitic conspiracy theory”: positive assertion; presents new framing.
Say what it IS rather than what it isn’t.
I further regret to inform you that I have taken an interest in making my own guitar cables.
I regret to inform you that I may not be able to resist buying Another Guitar.
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I further regret to inform you that I have taken an interest in making my own guitar cables.
I regret to inform you that I may not be able to resist buying Another Guitar.
February 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I regret to inform you that I may not be able to resist buying Another Guitar.
Went to Olympic National Park a couple of summers ago. I’d wanted to see the Hoh Rain Forest there for ages. Exceeded my expectations. Absolutely the most beautiful place I’ve ever been.
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Went to Olympic National Park a couple of summers ago. I’d wanted to see the Hoh Rain Forest there for ages. Exceeded my expectations. Absolutely the most beautiful place I’ve ever been.
I worked with college and high school students when I was pretty young, and a few of them had crushes on me, and I managed not to fuck any of them. This is not me bragging. That is an entirely normal way to live. Most people manage it, no problem.
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I worked with college and high school students when I was pretty young, and a few of them had crushes on me, and I managed not to fuck any of them. This is not me bragging. That is an entirely normal way to live. Most people manage it, no problem.
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Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.