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Jon Hall
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I am a short man who enjoys reading funny things. Also singer and guitar player for the Big Cats of Austin, Texas. He/him
Well, If there’s one thing the Bond films are known for, it’s their fanatical commitment to realism.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I think people have confused “performative” and “visible.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Surprised he did not simply claim he’s never heard of something called the ACA.
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I love how presidents on TV always have the deepest, most mellifluous voices you’ve ever heard, and our last two real-life presidents have sounded like sandpaper on a sheet of particle board.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I do not want a smart home. I just want a stupid home where everything works.
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Shaheen actually said, “our colleagues on the other side of the aisle.” Jesus Christ, guys. Jesus.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
“Wait us out, and we’ll cave” is a great message to send your opponents.
weirdly honest messaging from the breakaway mod/institutionalist leaders who blew up the party strategy

they're explicitly giving up. "It wasn't working so we quit" that's the message
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Well, at least my favorite won Bake Off, so there’s that.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If Texas ever flips, Republicans will suddenly find the electoral college to be an antiquated, unfair, unnecessary institution.
I know Texas gets dunked on a lot but I genuinely feel like people here are some of the hardest fighters despite everything against us, we deal with some of the worst gerrymandering and vote suppression because republicans know they’re fucked as soon as this state flips.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I can’t tell whether this is supposed to be two people or four.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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The greatest innovation billionaires have come up with is they found a way to have billions of dollars and still be miserable and angry all the time
September 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Jesus Christ, no. Leave me alone unless I ask for help. I’m not there for audience participation.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
There’s a lot of music I love that you might not enjoy and we can still be friends, but if you don’t like Cocteau Twins you can fuck right off.
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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This Friday’s favorite is “Civil War” by Blake Babies.
Civil War
YouTube video by Blake Babies - Topic
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Every state and local government needs to tax the hell out of centi-millionaires and billionaires right now. Like, immediately.
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This Friday’s favorite is “Civil War” by Blake Babies.
Civil War
YouTube video by Blake Babies - Topic
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I really hope we can finally learn the lessons of Watergate, Iran-Contra, and January 6, and actually punish the people at the top this time.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I think the song I am currently working on is driving me literally crazy.
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’ll always be delighted that Roger Stone thinks he’s dapper as hell but always looks as if he shops at Spirit Halloween.
SUPERVILLIAN'S WEARHOUSE
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
That vacant, quirk-mouthed expression Trump has when he’s idling is exactly the one my stepfather would have in the last stages of dementia.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM