wild tofurkey 🥃
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Mouthy spinster. Cursed to regret everything I’ve ever posted, but tragically unable to shut up.
Mouthy spinster. Cursed to regret everything I’ve ever posted, but tragically unable to shut up.
MAGA is just lost to civilization. They cannot be dragged into the 21st century. They do not want to live in a society. Fine.
But hopefully these revelations will mean something to rational people who either didn’t care or were wary of being susceptible to conspiratorial thinking.
But hopefully these revelations will mean something to rational people who either didn’t care or were wary of being susceptible to conspiratorial thinking.
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
MAGA is just lost to civilization. They cannot be dragged into the 21st century. They do not want to live in a society. Fine.
But hopefully these revelations will mean something to rational people who either didn’t care or were wary of being susceptible to conspiratorial thinking.
But hopefully these revelations will mean something to rational people who either didn’t care or were wary of being susceptible to conspiratorial thinking.
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"we can't apply the law to this guy. it will look politically motivated"
Meanwhile, Trump screaming into every microphone and camera he can find: "I'm going to throw every person who's ever looked at me wrong in prison. There aren't going to be elections anymore if I win."
Meanwhile, Trump screaming into every microphone and camera he can find: "I'm going to throw every person who's ever looked at me wrong in prison. There aren't going to be elections anymore if I win."
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"we can't apply the law to this guy. it will look politically motivated"
Meanwhile, Trump screaming into every microphone and camera he can find: "I'm going to throw every person who's ever looked at me wrong in prison. There aren't going to be elections anymore if I win."
Meanwhile, Trump screaming into every microphone and camera he can find: "I'm going to throw every person who's ever looked at me wrong in prison. There aren't going to be elections anymore if I win."
Taco Bell started doing this crap a few months ago and it seems so dumb. I always just blow past it like “NOPE I’m just picking up a mobile order!” I get the feeling they hate the app nonsense as much as I do.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Taco Bell started doing this crap a few months ago and it seems so dumb. I always just blow past it like “NOPE I’m just picking up a mobile order!” I get the feeling they hate the app nonsense as much as I do.
All of the above. And tone - I’ve listened to a couple that had pretty serious subject matter and the hosts were cracking jokes. It’s really jarring!
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
All of the above. And tone - I’ve listened to a couple that had pretty serious subject matter and the hosts were cracking jokes. It’s really jarring!
Somebody’s got the BIG purrs! 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Somebody’s got the BIG purrs! 🥰
Thank you for this! I bought gin calendars for myself and my best friend during the pandemic and now it’s an annual tradition, but the supplier I order from didn’t carry Drinks by the Dram this year. I’ll have to check Master of Malt before ordering in 2026 🙂
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Thank you for this! I bought gin calendars for myself and my best friend during the pandemic and now it’s an annual tradition, but the supplier I order from didn’t carry Drinks by the Dram this year. I’ll have to check Master of Malt before ordering in 2026 🙂
“What’s the point of standards?” could so easily be the new slogan for all of MAGA
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“What’s the point of standards?” could so easily be the new slogan for all of MAGA