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@eeyikes.bsky.social
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Mouthy spinster. Cursed to regret everything I’ve ever posted, but tragically unable to shut up.
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It’s my own fault, but I was very literally at an emotional place where I *needed* to vent my fury and screaming was the safest option. Anyway, voice dr appointments are the worst and I’m gonna avoid having one if I can help it. In the meantime look at my adorable tea tumbler from New Zealand 💛🖤
An adorable double-walled tea tumbler. It has - hand-drawn design of bees, flowers and leaves on a black background, and the lid is yellow. It is photographed on a granite countertop with a matching backsplash.
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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YEAH! I guess it’s crazy that someone might want to process their trauma PRIVATELY, with DIGNITY. All these vultures can’t understand why someone in a scandal would retreat from public life until their BOOK TOUR!
Birds of prey circle. It is inconceivable, it seems, that someone would choose to allow a crisis to go to waste, would not want to make of their attention more attention, would not want to reap some kind of short-term profit from the mess of their life.
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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She is a feminist cause now, because look what all these MEN did to her! They MADE her have a yearlong emotional affair w/her married interview subject! She beat this sexual assault metaphor to death over it! And now you can’t say anything bad about her because that’s the rules of Feminism, sorry.
What I felt was that the country had snaked its hand up my skirt. What I felt was that I had been lanced by the teeth of a trap set by a man who could not let me go; that as I tried to free myself, the man for whom I worked had run off with the key to the padlock; that the contradiction in terms, the man I trusted most, the Politician, had walked by the scene whistling, and when he saw me there, a mob on the horizon moving closer, he reached out to me, not to lift me to my feet but to pin me down, to drive the teeth of the trap deeper into my flesh, to hike my skirt higher, to wave the mob over to look, to invite the country to lay its hands on me. It does not matter how it felt. I knew this then and know it now. After all, I was asking for it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Yin yang sleeping position #CatsOfBsky
A white-and-tabby cat and a black cat curled up together on a purple comforter. They are sleeping with the black cat’s head tucked into the white cats neck and vice versa, kind of like a yin yang symbol.
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Did a laryngitis write this
wikihow screenshot from a page about treating vocal injuries: Consult your doctor. Make sure to consult your laryngitis first before using at-home remedies to heal your vocal cords.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This is a very fun exercise
e. e. yikes, 46, lives in a boring new build in the heart of Central GA where rabbits shit all over her landscaping and The Complete Bloom County and Patricia Lockwood's Will There Ever Be Another You? - two books she was reading while cleaning her fountain pens - sit on her sideboard. She is trying to be better about sending thank-you cards, like the theme from The Golden Girls come to life.
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I was gonna go out and write at a coffee shop 2009-style, but all the coffee shop “hours” things on Google look like this
Google “busy-ness” summary showing current data as “busier than usual”, where the line is way too tall
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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This is so unfathomably evil. Antifa needs to send a brigade of people armed with holy water in spray bottles to neutralize Stephen Miller.
Trump Administration Updates • Food stamps: The Trump administration told states on Saturday to "immediately undo" any actions to provide full food stamp benefits to low-income families, threatening financial penalties if they do not comply. The late-night guidance from the Agriculture Department, which was reviewed by The New York Times, adds to the uncertainty surrounding the nation's largest anti-hunger program during the government shutdown. Officials in several states said they remained unsure on Sunday how the directive would affect the roughly one in eight Americans who rely on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program. Read more ›
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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A morning of firsts, item 1: an item ordered online arriving with an explicit warning that I HAVE to make an unboxing video in case I want to file a complaint. I *kind of* get it, but also: it turns out it’s hard to open something WHILE filming, if you’re not an influencer w/a fancy phone stand.
FRAGILE • HANDLE WITH CARE • DO NOT STEP • PLEASE MAKE UNBOXING VIDEO, COMPLAINT WILL BE PROCESSED
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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This is EXPLICITLY another country bribing him. The dude said it out loud and they put it in the paper. Also a good reminder that this antidemocratic movement is global and connected, and we need to chase them ALL back under their rocks.
(Taken from someone else’s gift link, otherwise I’d link it)
Serbian Lawmakers Approve Luxury He also said the hotel project could curry favor with the Trump administration at a time Serbia is trying to maintain relations both with Moscow and the West. Mr. Trump has imposed a 35 percent tariff on Serbian imports, and American sanctions have hampered a Russian-owned company that is Serbia's main oil supplier, as well as some of Mr. Vucic's allies. "We are opening up space and creating opportunities for the country to move forward," Mr. Jovanov said. "That's our main goal and our main task." "Whether that will lead to improving relations with the Trump administration, with the United States - honestly, I would like that," he added.
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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omfg FIFA made up a fucking “peace prize” trophy I wonder who they’re gonna give it to! I can’t stop laughing.
(Image of Donald Trump in the Oval Office wearing his dumbass MAGA hat, with JD Vance in the background and a bald white man - Infantino, presumably? - talking to the camera beside a big gold soccer trophy) Trump ally Infantino to award first Fifa Peace Prize at World Cup draw in DC New Fifa Peace Prize announced on Wednesday Infantino to present first award on 5 December Ceremony set for World Cup draw in Washington Fifa has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Finally bustin’ out this mug I bought in May. The longer this political moment drags on, the more I wish Carter had gotten a second term. One of the people who makes me proud to be from Georgia ❤️
Handmade pottery coffee mug with a pretty blue-green glaze. The center is unglazed and has an imprint of the Jimmy Carter National Historical Park in Plains, Georgia, which is a two story brick building where Carter attended school.
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Figured out why the Blue Jays lost last night. This guy sucked all the positive momentum out of Canada.
Guardian screenshot featuring a photo of Mark Carney and Donald Trump leaning towards each other at a meeting. Caption: Canada Canadian PM Carney apologises to Trump over anti-tariff Reagan ad run by Ontario premier Carney said he had made the apology privately to Trump when they both attended a dinner hosted by South Korea's president on
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Apparently it’s “a more conservative version of the suicide squeeze”? 🤷‍♀️
What is a safety squeeze? A safety squeeze is a type of bunt that happens in baseball when there is a runner on third base. It's a more conservative version of the suicide squeeze bunt. A suicide squeeze requires the runner on third to take off stealing on the pitch and for the batter to bunt, no matter where the pitch is, to protect the moving runner. If the ball gets down fair, the runner will score. But a safety squeeze doesn't have the runner moving on the pitch. It's safer for two reasons. The batter can take the pitch, and the runner doesn't have to go. If the pitch is a ball, the batter can pull his bunt attempt back. And if the bunt goes too quickly to a fielder, the runner doesn't have to take off from third. In a low-scoring game, a safety squeeze bunt by a lighter hitter can be a good call. It avoids a strikeout and gives a solid chance to get a runner home. It also avoids any chance of a double play.
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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There is simply no way that I am awake and this is a real headline.
Screenshot from The Guardian: Explainer A third term for Trump would be unconstitutional. Here’s why Photo below shows 3 red MAGA hats - 2 that read “Make America Great Again” and one on top reading “Trump 2028”
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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When the Blue Jays run out of pitchers, they should bring Buddy in #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Wow what a cool advancement. One wonders how many hours it would’ve taken to just GET A VOCAL TAKE YOU LIKED OUT OF YOUR OWN THROAT.

Or maybe the AI does things she can’t do with her own voice, thereby ditching all the constraints that make human art interesting and creative. Yippee.
The vocal performance during the section "Aftercare" is all sung by me but I timbre transferred or "swapped out" my human voice sound for a model I trained off of my own voice called ai. Mogen. I then spent 100s of hours trying to make it sound nice.
October 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I mean come ON.
Gorgeous photo of the midtown Atlanta skyline behind the Georgia Tech Football field at Bobby Dodd stadium. It is breathtaking because Atlanta is the greatest.
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Thoroughly enjoying homecoming weekend at a school I did not attend 🖤💛🐝
The Ramlin’ Wreck at the Georgia Tech Wreck Parade 2025 (in front of the Fiji house)
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Good news for people who think that pumpkin spice-flavored stuff should have actual pumpkin in it! (These are delicious; they taste like pumpkin pie.)
Package of Voortman Bakery Pumpkin Spice Wafers, which notes they are “baked with real pumpkin”
October 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Very curious about how this particular survey answer translates into future programming decisions.
I usually watch BritBox… Please select all that apply. With my child/children By myself With my pets (this option is highlighted in grey)
October 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Sorry for all the politics posting. By way of apology, something that made me laugh when I was in line at Michaels Saturday buying POSTER SUPPLIES FOR THE ANTI-FASCISM PROTEST.
A checkout display depicting Van Gogh’s self-portrait with his ear bandaged, and 2 rows of “Earaser” ear-shaped erasers.
October 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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“My back and posture are a disgrace! I’ve gotta work my way back to rowing regularly! I’m gonna do 5 slow, careful minutes before I eat linner!”

My rowing machine:
The screen of a Concept2 rowing machine. It reads “Update in progress May take up to 45 minutes Don’t use the erg”
October 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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#Caturday POV: you are getting biscuits on your collarbone whether you like it or not.
October 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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My daily review of the Taco Bell app reveals that the #7LayerBurrito is now a “members only” item. So *technically* still available, but I’m gonna go ahead and switch to my spooky avi/name. Still gonna boost the 7LB every chance I get, though!
Screenshot of the “Rewards Members Only” section of the Taco Bell app homepage, where the 7-Layer Burrito is still available to order.
October 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM