Chris Johnson
@ectowombat.bsky.social
Unitarian Universalist, humanist, lefty. Interests include linguistics and other cognitive sciences. Probably mostly reskeets. he/him/his
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Chris Johnson
@ectowombat.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Last year, inspired by perennial home decor discourse, I came up with perhaps the one good idea I’ve ever had. (Very much not a graphic designer)
I have my criticisms of council like everyone else, but if Hardin does challenge Ginther next year, it won’t be a hard choice.
“The City of Columbus has supported the development of thousands of housing units through bonds in 2019 and 2022. But this latest $500M is a historic opportunity, and too important a conversation to let play out exclusively behind closed doors.”
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Opinion: Bold Ideas Needed for Columbus’ $500M Affordable Housing Bond - Columbus Underground
For a long time, Columbus believed a comfortable story: we’re growing, but we’re years away from the skyrocketing housing costs, rising homelessness and rampant displacement that cities like Austin or...
columbusunderground.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I have my criticisms of council like everyone else, but if Hardin does challenge Ginther next year, it won’t be a hard choice.
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CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies
A huge Australian study of tweens and teens finds best mental health among moderate social media users — not total abstainers reason.com/2026/02/09/a...
A 'Goldilocks' effect for online teens? Moderate social media users fare better than abstainers or heavy users
“Both abstinence and excessive use can be problematic,” researchers suggest.
reason.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies
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once my son woke me up to ask what a three dimensional hexagon was called. yes, please. ask me about the gay instead.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
once my son woke me up to ask what a three dimensional hexagon was called. yes, please. ask me about the gay instead.
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And it is well known that Rikers is inhumane hence the calls to close it
Right now Rikers Island, the physically largest jail in the entire United States, is holding under 7,000 people.
ICE's warehouse plans include detention camps which will hold between 8,500-10,000 people in buildings not designed for human habitation.
ICE's warehouse plans include detention camps which will hold between 8,500-10,000 people in buildings not designed for human habitation.
February 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
And it is well known that Rikers is inhumane hence the calls to close it
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If you know who the person with the sign is, you are literally in the top 1% of online human beings. Trying to explain her background to other people, and how she has played a not significant part in modern culture, makes you sound genuinely insane
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 AM
If you know who the person with the sign is, you are literally in the top 1% of online human beings. Trying to explain her background to other people, and how she has played a not significant part in modern culture, makes you sound genuinely insane
The Reuters article leaves out that in the same post where he threatens this he also says that Canada making a trade deal with China will somehow lead to hockey being banned.
Trump threatens to bar new US-Canada bridge from opening, demands talks with Ottawa reut.rs/4aKWDqj
Trump threatens to bar new US-Canada bridge from opening, demands talks with Ottawa
U.S. President Donald Trump on Monday threatened to bar the new $4.7 billion bridge connecting Detroit and Windsor, Ontario from opening, in his latest salvo against Canada over trade issues.
reut.rs
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The Reuters article leaves out that in the same post where he threatens this he also says that Canada making a trade deal with China will somehow lead to hockey being banned.
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froid cannonmaxxer mogs beta sloop, caught mid-coastalgoon
10 Feb 1783 // 12-gun brig sloop HMS Tickler, cruising off eastern Cuba, was trapped against the coast by the 64-gun French ship Triton, and, faced with an opponent of such overwhelmingly superior force and unable to manoeuvre, chose to surrender without a fight. #RoyalNavy #NavalHistory
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
froid cannonmaxxer mogs beta sloop, caught mid-coastalgoon
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At a time of rising attacks on synagogues, the Trump administration is changing the conditions to access synagogue security grants from the federal government, forcing Jews to agree to help ICE to be eligible to receive security money. www.timesofisrael.com/us-jewish-le...
US Jewish leaders express alarm over new political conditions for synagogue security grants
Houses of worship that don't cooperate with ICE or that offer DEI programming are worried new terms will make them ineligible for funding that helps cover essential safety measures
www.timesofisrael.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
At a time of rising attacks on synagogues, the Trump administration is changing the conditions to access synagogue security grants from the federal government, forcing Jews to agree to help ICE to be eligible to receive security money. www.timesofisrael.com/us-jewish-le...
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Once again, the local newspaper has caught up with Hamp Muni reporting.
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Once again, the local newspaper has caught up with Hamp Muni reporting.
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This is part of the modern "vibes based class" analysis. Being a barista at Starbucks is considered "fancier" than working at Shake Shack bc coffee is "fancier" than hamburgers. Installing GSHPs is fancier than plumbing bc GSHPs are "fancier" than toilets.
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
This is part of the modern "vibes based class" analysis. Being a barista at Starbucks is considered "fancier" than working at Shake Shack bc coffee is "fancier" than hamburgers. Installing GSHPs is fancier than plumbing bc GSHPs are "fancier" than toilets.
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The House is expected to vote this week on the SAVE American Act, Washington's latest version of a bill designed to make it harder to for Americans to register and vote.
▶ Use lwv.org/save-act to tell Congress to reject the SAVE Act, then share it with people in your life to spread the word.
▶ Use lwv.org/save-act to tell Congress to reject the SAVE Act, then share it with people in your life to spread the word.
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
The House is expected to vote this week on the SAVE American Act, Washington's latest version of a bill designed to make it harder to for Americans to register and vote.
▶ Use lwv.org/save-act to tell Congress to reject the SAVE Act, then share it with people in your life to spread the word.
▶ Use lwv.org/save-act to tell Congress to reject the SAVE Act, then share it with people in your life to spread the word.
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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My latest: Without anti-authoritarianism, 'anti-imperialism' is just conservatism with left-wing aesthetics
www.hauntologies.net/p/iranian-pr...
www.hauntologies.net/p/iranian-pr...
Iranian protesters don't owe us an explanation
Without anti-authoritarianism, 'anti-imperialism' is just conservatism with left-wing aesthetics
www.hauntologies.net
February 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
My latest: Without anti-authoritarianism, 'anti-imperialism' is just conservatism with left-wing aesthetics
www.hauntologies.net/p/iranian-pr...
www.hauntologies.net/p/iranian-pr...
Someone so directly responsible for so much misery and constant crisis doesn’t get to say things like that.
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Someone so directly responsible for so much misery and constant crisis doesn’t get to say things like that.
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Would love help getting this out to as many Indiana University alums as possible! Please share if you know anyone.
Fellow #IU Alums,
Please check out this letter (to you!) and join us in pledging to withhold donations from the school until our alma mater takes steps to restore the values it once held so dear.
And share with any alums in your network.
Please check out this letter (to you!) and join us in pledging to withhold donations from the school until our alma mater takes steps to restore the values it once held so dear.
And share with any alums in your network.
Letter to alums
Dear Fellow Alumni, Now that the celebrations of our first-ever football national championship are dying down (Will we ever stop celebrating? Time will tell!), it’s time to get back to the serious m...
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February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Would love help getting this out to as many Indiana University alums as possible! Please share if you know anyone.
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if you are in rochester, ny can you go eat this penne vodka and mozzarella stick garlic know pizza for me?
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
if you are in rochester, ny can you go eat this penne vodka and mozzarella stick garlic know pizza for me?
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explaining my dream to my shrink
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
explaining my dream to my shrink
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
During Trump’s first campaign I thought wistfully back to Sarah Palin using the word ‘fungible’ more or less correctly.
Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics
Good times.
Good times.
February 8, 2026 at 8:39 PM
During Trump’s first campaign I thought wistfully back to Sarah Palin using the word ‘fungible’ more or less correctly.
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"Full speed ahead to uber-woke, net-zeroist rejoinerism" is the funniest thing a Labour MP has said for some time I'll give it that. It's like a Jordan Peterson quote about Elmo.
Yes, god help we risk a floundering government that feels like no one is in charge.
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
"Full speed ahead to uber-woke, net-zeroist rejoinerism" is the funniest thing a Labour MP has said for some time I'll give it that. It's like a Jordan Peterson quote about Elmo.
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JD Vance Booed for Sleep (10 Hours, No Ads)
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
JD Vance Booed for Sleep (10 Hours, No Ads)
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Oh my god
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Oh my god
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ok this is a lot. even for me.
Bill Ackman's fund, Pershing Square, manages 18 billion dollars for wealthy clients, billions of it for the Harvard Endowment
Anyways here he is uncritically eating up conspiracy slop from Naomi Wolf about stolen NYC elections
Anyways here he is uncritically eating up conspiracy slop from Naomi Wolf about stolen NYC elections
February 8, 2026 at 7:28 AM
ok this is a lot. even for me.