Jerry Connolly 🖖
@ecksor.bsky.social
Irish. Living in Seattle.
The Naked Gun.
January 28, 2026 at 2:01 AM
The Naked Gun.
January 20, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Q: You're insane.
A: I wouldn't know.
A: I wouldn't know.
January 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Q: You're insane.
A: I wouldn't know.
A: I wouldn't know.
Nothing more confusing to Aaron Rodgers than not hearing voices in his head.
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Nothing more confusing to Aaron Rodgers than not hearing voices in his head.
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With 5 combined tackles today, #Commanders LB Bobby Wagner becomes just the third player in NFL history to record 2,000 tackles. Only Ray Lewis & London Fletcher have more.
A gift link to last month's story on how Wagner's mastered the craft of tackling: wapo.st/4poZM46
A gift link to last month's story on how Wagner's mastered the craft of tackling: wapo.st/4poZM46
Bobby Wagner and the art of tackling
The Commanders linebacker is close to becoming the third player in NFL history to make 2,000 tackles — a testament to his durability and dedication to his craft.
wapo.st
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
With 5 combined tackles today, #Commanders LB Bobby Wagner becomes just the third player in NFL history to record 2,000 tackles. Only Ray Lewis & London Fletcher have more.
A gift link to last month's story on how Wagner's mastered the craft of tackling: wapo.st/4poZM46
A gift link to last month's story on how Wagner's mastered the craft of tackling: wapo.st/4poZM46
Hug your quarterback.
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Hug your quarterback.
Happy New Thursday!
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Happy New Thursday!
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We watched Home Alone with my youngest daughter last night, so we put on Home Alone 2 tonight. We’re about 15 minutes in, and I’m like, you know what, fuck Kevin
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We watched Home Alone with my youngest daughter last night, so we put on Home Alone 2 tonight. We’re about 15 minutes in, and I’m like, you know what, fuck Kevin
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Cheap metaphor alert.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Cheap metaphor alert.
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Pfft. His mother would’ve just glided across the entire floor in one move.
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Pfft. His mother would’ve just glided across the entire floor in one move.
Anyone know what time the fireworks start?
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Anyone know what time the fireworks start?
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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer and all anybody wants to talk about is her drinking problem. She’s clearly the victim here.
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer and all anybody wants to talk about is her drinking problem. She’s clearly the victim here.
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hey it's jerry! from the bluesky app store page. wait where are you going
December 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
hey it's jerry! from the bluesky app store page. wait where are you going
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i expected giamatti to be like oh sure i watched TOS as a kid with my dad, fun show. nope! he's a fucking real one, DS9 is his favorite series, sisko his favorite captain, and he shouts out admiration for colm meaney's performance specifically. One Of Us
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
Paul Giamatti, Star Trek’s Latest Villain, Just Proved His Trek Fandom to Us - IGN
Paul Giamatti, who plays Star Trek’s latest villain Nus Braka on the upcoming Starfleet Academy, just proved his Trek fandom to us.
www.ign.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i expected giamatti to be like oh sure i watched TOS as a kid with my dad, fun show. nope! he's a fucking real one, DS9 is his favorite series, sisko his favorite captain, and he shouts out admiration for colm meaney's performance specifically. One Of Us
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
Now that the Chiefs are eliminated, I feel bad for Cris Collinsworth because he can't trot out the same "don't rule out the Chiefs!" line he's had all year.
December 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Now that the Chiefs are eliminated, I feel bad for Cris Collinsworth because he can't trot out the same "don't rule out the Chiefs!" line he's had all year.
Hearing Fairytale of New York for the first time this year. 🌲🎁🎄🎅🎶🎶
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hearing Fairytale of New York for the first time this year. 🌲🎁🎄🎅🎶🎶
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Quite breathtaking story - military grade drones at Dublin airport which flew on the path Zelensky's plane took. The drones reached the flight path of his plane exactly the time it should have been there, but just missed it because Zelensky arrived ahead of schedule:
Four unidentified military-style drones breached no-fly zone to target Zelenskyy's arrival in Dublin
Gardaí are investigating whether the drones took off from land in Dublin or from an undetected ship.
www.thejournal.ie
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Quite breathtaking story - military grade drones at Dublin airport which flew on the path Zelensky's plane took. The drones reached the flight path of his plane exactly the time it should have been there, but just missed it because Zelensky arrived ahead of schedule:
I named my fists right hand and left hand because neither has a clue what the other one is doing.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I named my fists right hand and left hand because neither has a clue what the other one is doing.
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All crew,
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
All crew,
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
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Best Star Wars movies, ranked:
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Star Trek (2009)
4. Aliens
5. The Last Jedi
6. The People vs. George Lucas
7. Dune: Part One (2021)
8. Dune (1984)
9. Flash Gordon (1980)
10. Spaceballs
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Star Trek (2009)
4. Aliens
5. The Last Jedi
6. The People vs. George Lucas
7. Dune: Part One (2021)
8. Dune (1984)
9. Flash Gordon (1980)
10. Spaceballs
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Best Star Wars movies, ranked:
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Star Trek (2009)
4. Aliens
5. The Last Jedi
6. The People vs. George Lucas
7. Dune: Part One (2021)
8. Dune (1984)
9. Flash Gordon (1980)
10. Spaceballs
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Star Trek (2009)
4. Aliens
5. The Last Jedi
6. The People vs. George Lucas
7. Dune: Part One (2021)
8. Dune (1984)
9. Flash Gordon (1980)
10. Spaceballs