November Dave is voting
@eccherdavid.bsky.social
We ain't gonna make it
Pinned
Correct, but inaccurate:
We just need to communicate better.
Correct, more accurate:
We need to communicate better, and it's the hardest part of the job.
We just need to communicate better.
Correct, more accurate:
We need to communicate better, and it's the hardest part of the job.
You're at Chico
I need you at The Man
I need you at The Man
You're at Bridgette
I need you at Bernie
I need you at Bernie
You’re at Tango
I need you at Cash
I need you at Cash
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You're at Chico
I need you at The Man
I need you at The Man
You're at Bridgette
I need you at Bernie
I need you at Bernie
You’re at Tango
I need you at Cash
I need you at Cash
you're at butch
i need you at sundance
i need you at sundance
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
You're at Bridgette
I need you at Bernie
I need you at Bernie
Bugonia is a terrible name for an almost brilliant film.
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Bugonia is a terrible name for an almost brilliant film.
Not happy with that idea? Well how about a forty-nine year mortgage...
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Not happy with that idea? Well how about a forty-nine year mortgage...
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"I didn't know him that well"
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"I didn't know him that well"
With friend training for a marathon
Me: I think running a marathon should be considered a sign of mental illness.
Them: Maybe. But it could also be seen as a sign of commitment.
Me: So we agree a mental health facility is involved at some point?
Them: Yes (with eye roll)
Me: I think running a marathon should be considered a sign of mental illness.
Them: Maybe. But it could also be seen as a sign of commitment.
Me: So we agree a mental health facility is involved at some point?
Them: Yes (with eye roll)
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
With friend training for a marathon
Me: I think running a marathon should be considered a sign of mental illness.
Them: Maybe. But it could also be seen as a sign of commitment.
Me: So we agree a mental health facility is involved at some point?
Them: Yes (with eye roll)
Me: I think running a marathon should be considered a sign of mental illness.
Them: Maybe. But it could also be seen as a sign of commitment.
Me: So we agree a mental health facility is involved at some point?
Them: Yes (with eye roll)
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That secret trick that's helping China beat the West: Believe in and fund science.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
That secret trick that's helping China beat the West: Believe in and fund science.
"The way to a man's heart is through his groin."
Me, to my friend who will have an ablation procedure
If you know, you know
Me, to my friend who will have an ablation procedure
If you know, you know
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"The way to a man's heart is through his groin."
Me, to my friend who will have an ablation procedure
If you know, you know
Me, to my friend who will have an ablation procedure
If you know, you know
Do we need more Democrats? Yes.
Do we need different Democrats? Yes.
Do we need different Democrats? Yes.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Do we need more Democrats? Yes.
Do we need different Democrats? Yes.
Do we need different Democrats? Yes.
November eleventh...Armistice Day.
All the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month.
All the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
November eleventh...Armistice Day.
All the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month.
All the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month.
Signs that your team lead may be AI:
"We shall meet daily for standup scrum event. As we go along we shall be able to refine our agenda and re-align events and processes to help us grow together."
"We shall meet daily for standup scrum event. As we go along we shall be able to refine our agenda and re-align events and processes to help us grow together."
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Signs that your team lead may be AI:
"We shall meet daily for standup scrum event. As we go along we shall be able to refine our agenda and re-align events and processes to help us grow together."
"We shall meet daily for standup scrum event. As we go along we shall be able to refine our agenda and re-align events and processes to help us grow together."
Thinking about booty.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Thinking about booty.
50 years ago today.
On November 10, 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald was caught in a severe storm on Lake Superior. The ship lost contact and sank about 17 miles from Whitefish Bay, with no distress call made.
On November 10, 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald was caught in a severe storm on Lake Superior. The ship lost contact and sank about 17 miles from Whitefish Bay, with no distress call made.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
50 years ago today.
On November 10, 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald was caught in a severe storm on Lake Superior. The ship lost contact and sank about 17 miles from Whitefish Bay, with no distress call made.
On November 10, 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald was caught in a severe storm on Lake Superior. The ship lost contact and sank about 17 miles from Whitefish Bay, with no distress call made.
As of this morning, I have slowly and deliberately lost 11% of my body weight.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
As of this morning, I have slowly and deliberately lost 11% of my body weight.
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Forcibly setting all autocorrect dictionaries and keyboards to automatically replace "world's richest man" with "greediest pathetic loser" until moral improves
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Forcibly setting all autocorrect dictionaries and keyboards to automatically replace "world's richest man" with "greediest pathetic loser" until moral improves
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Mamas in other countries telling their children to eat because there are kids starving in America.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mamas in other countries telling their children to eat because there are kids starving in America.
Empty Spam Now
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Empty Spam Now
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Tonight on Fox Movie Channel:
Mother May I Tarrif Christmas? The Authorized Baron Trump Biography
Mother May I Tarrif Christmas? The Authorized Baron Trump Biography
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Tonight on Fox Movie Channel:
Mother May I Tarrif Christmas? The Authorized Baron Trump Biography
Mother May I Tarrif Christmas? The Authorized Baron Trump Biography
Are recently laid off staff, women, and minorities except from this corporate directive?
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Are recently laid off staff, women, and minorities except from this corporate directive?
I'm a man of few words, most of them cursed.
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm a man of few words, most of them cursed.
Stop analyzing the last election and start working toward the next one.
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Stop analyzing the last election and start working toward the next one.
Drumf says Republicans lost because he wasn't on the ballot, so we all know Democrats won because he was indeed on the ballot.
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Drumf says Republicans lost because he wasn't on the ballot, so we all know Democrats won because he was indeed on the ballot.
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I have 6 days left in shelter. I’m on a waitlist for another one. I may have to call other shelters outside of the county. It is November in Wisconsin and I’m scared of freezing to death outside. I hate having to e-beg. Here’s my gofundme link. Please #reskeet or donate.
gofund.me/6b9b92d2
gofund.me/6b9b92d2
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I have 6 days left in shelter. I’m on a waitlist for another one. I may have to call other shelters outside of the county. It is November in Wisconsin and I’m scared of freezing to death outside. I hate having to e-beg. Here’s my gofundme link. Please #reskeet or donate.
gofund.me/6b9b92d2
gofund.me/6b9b92d2
If you think this is the worst possible timeline, I have bad news for you: it's the only timeline.
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you think this is the worst possible timeline, I have bad news for you: it's the only timeline.
My emails are like:
BREAKING NEWS: New comet discovered
Or
BREAKING NEWS: Trump destroys Democracy
Or
BREAKING NEWS: LeBron has a hangnail
I think we need another term besides breaking news. And fewer capital letters.
BREAKING NEWS: New comet discovered
Or
BREAKING NEWS: Trump destroys Democracy
Or
BREAKING NEWS: LeBron has a hangnail
I think we need another term besides breaking news. And fewer capital letters.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My emails are like:
BREAKING NEWS: New comet discovered
Or
BREAKING NEWS: Trump destroys Democracy
Or
BREAKING NEWS: LeBron has a hangnail
I think we need another term besides breaking news. And fewer capital letters.
BREAKING NEWS: New comet discovered
Or
BREAKING NEWS: Trump destroys Democracy
Or
BREAKING NEWS: LeBron has a hangnail
I think we need another term besides breaking news. And fewer capital letters.