crou
@eatingcroutons.bsky.social
Well over 18, any pronouns.
Recovering academic. Anti-censorship, pro-scoia'tael. I can't promise content warnings here.
I sometimes write things. Find me on AO3 and elsewhere: https://linktr.ee/eatingcroutons
pfp by the lovely @keyxiidae.bsky.social
Recovering academic. Anti-censorship, pro-scoia'tael. I can't promise content warnings here.
I sometimes write things. Find me on AO3 and elsewhere: https://linktr.ee/eatingcroutons
pfp by the lovely @keyxiidae.bsky.social
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crou
@eatingcroutons.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Apparently intro posts are all the rage so:
I'm Crou! I've been in various online fandoms since the 90s, through forums and IRC to LJ and Tumblr and Discord.
I like dark stuff. I like taboo stuff. I write sporadically when I have an Idea That Must Come Out, so usually short sharp oneshots.
I'm Crou! I've been in various online fandoms since the 90s, through forums and IRC to LJ and Tumblr and Discord.
I like dark stuff. I like taboo stuff. I write sporadically when I have an Idea That Must Come Out, so usually short sharp oneshots.
The only survivor of the infection that claimed all of her sisters... we tried four different antibiotics and nothing worked. Even this little one almost lost her eye, but after two months we think it should be safe to rehome her. I'll be devastated to lose her but she needs ratty company.
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The only survivor of the infection that claimed all of her sisters... we tried four different antibiotics and nothing worked. Even this little one almost lost her eye, but after two months we think it should be safe to rehome her. I'll be devastated to lose her but she needs ratty company.
holy fucking shit guys I am SCREAMING about this it is SO FUCKING GOOD
youtu.be/_hto7pPlbs8
#hollowknight #silksong #hornet
youtu.be/_hto7pPlbs8
#hollowknight #silksong #hornet
Siblings: A Hollow Knight Fan Short
YouTube video by Infinimart
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 1:03 AM
holy fucking shit guys I am SCREAMING about this it is SO FUCKING GOOD
youtu.be/_hto7pPlbs8
#hollowknight #silksong #hornet
youtu.be/_hto7pPlbs8
#hollowknight #silksong #hornet
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id die for him tbh
January 27, 2026 at 1:32 PM
id die for him tbh
I got "multiple results" so the site didn't give me a description of any of them, boo.
But apparently I'm equally Bard and Fighter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...
But apparently I'm equally Bard and Fighter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...
January 28, 2026 at 10:28 AM
I got "multiple results" so the site didn't give me a description of any of them, boo.
But apparently I'm equally Bard and Fighter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...
But apparently I'm equally Bard and Fighter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...
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I’ve been watching loads of Pokémon speedruns and challenge runs lately, and I chuckle every time I hear a grown man say “PP Up”
January 24, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I’ve been watching loads of Pokémon speedruns and challenge runs lately, and I chuckle every time I hear a grown man say “PP Up”
tfw you don't want to take your meds in the morning because taking your meds means you have officially Started The Day
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 AM
tfw you don't want to take your meds in the morning because taking your meds means you have officially Started The Day
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Well, I have looked at the news today. I'm going back to bed.
January 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Well, I have looked at the news today. I'm going back to bed.
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TikTok has been doing this since the very beginning, the new ownership just involves a change of venue that means they have to put it in the privacy policy now. The app has always been spyware with some short videos on top; it's why all their IPs are blocked at the DNS level on all my devices.
They're admitting to reading your Private Messages AND your DRAFTS.
If you type it, they can read it.
Doesn't matter if you never sent it.
If you type it, they can read it.
Doesn't matter if you never sent it.
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 PM
TikTok has been doing this since the very beginning, the new ownership just involves a change of venue that means they have to put it in the privacy policy now. The app has always been spyware with some short videos on top; it's why all their IPs are blocked at the DNS level on all my devices.
I spent all yesterday morning stressing out because I was absolutely sure that SOMETHING was happening on 23 Jan
but nothing was in any of my calendars
I asked multiple groupchats if I was forgetting something, and nobody could think of anything
then Housemate came downstairs at lunchtime and -
but nothing was in any of my calendars
I asked multiple groupchats if I was forgetting something, and nobody could think of anything
then Housemate came downstairs at lunchtime and -
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 AM
I spent all yesterday morning stressing out because I was absolutely sure that SOMETHING was happening on 23 Jan
but nothing was in any of my calendars
I asked multiple groupchats if I was forgetting something, and nobody could think of anything
then Housemate came downstairs at lunchtime and -
but nothing was in any of my calendars
I asked multiple groupchats if I was forgetting something, and nobody could think of anything
then Housemate came downstairs at lunchtime and -
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What the hell does Normal even mean in Pokemon
January 23, 2026 at 4:51 PM
What the hell does Normal even mean in Pokemon
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
> In some versions of the Agamemnon story, Clytemnestra actually kills her husband, with Aegisthus merely the accessory to the crime.
From the introduction to Emily Wilson's translation of The Odyssey.
> In some versions of the Agamemnon story, Clytemnestra actually kills her husband, with Aegisthus merely the accessory to the crime.
From the introduction to Emily Wilson's translation of The Odyssey.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
We are either off or on.
From Katherine May's Wintering.
We are either off or on.
From Katherine May's Wintering.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Uh . . . I guess so. And, Nabeela?"
Out of context dialogue ftw!
"Uh . . . I guess so. And, Nabeela?"
Out of context dialogue ftw!
January 22, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
> In some versions of the Agamemnon story, Clytemnestra actually kills her husband, with Aegisthus merely the accessory to the crime.
From the introduction to Emily Wilson's translation of The Odyssey.
> In some versions of the Agamemnon story, Clytemnestra actually kills her husband, with Aegisthus merely the accessory to the crime.
From the introduction to Emily Wilson's translation of The Odyssey.
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to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
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"fiction being self-indulgent is wrong" listen. just because you're miserable. doesn't mean you're a good person. suffering doesn't make you holy
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 AM
"fiction being self-indulgent is wrong" listen. just because you're miserable. doesn't mean you're a good person. suffering doesn't make you holy
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As you might've already guessed, I trying to gradually trickle down the stuff that i drew throughout the year+ here x)
Here's Prometheus sketch page from my sketchbook + some editing in Procreate 🦀
#hades2
#fanart
#digitalart
Here's Prometheus sketch page from my sketchbook + some editing in Procreate 🦀
#hades2
#fanart
#digitalart
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
As you might've already guessed, I trying to gradually trickle down the stuff that i drew throughout the year+ here x)
Here's Prometheus sketch page from my sketchbook + some editing in Procreate 🦀
#hades2
#fanart
#digitalart
Here's Prometheus sketch page from my sketchbook + some editing in Procreate 🦀
#hades2
#fanart
#digitalart
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Melinoe and Nemesis
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Melinoe and Nemesis
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We're back!! Leftovers for Legacy of Zaun: A Vanco Zine are now OPEN from January 14th, 2026 at 12:00 PM PST to February 14th, 2026 at 11:59 PM PST!!
For more details, check out the full 🧵 below! ⬇️🐺♥🧪
For more details, check out the full 🧵 below! ⬇️🐺♥🧪
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
We're back!! Leftovers for Legacy of Zaun: A Vanco Zine are now OPEN from January 14th, 2026 at 12:00 PM PST to February 14th, 2026 at 11:59 PM PST!!
For more details, check out the full 🧵 below! ⬇️🐺♥🧪
For more details, check out the full 🧵 below! ⬇️🐺♥🧪
Landlords have officially given us notice! Time to clear out nine years' worth of accumulated crap and get the hell out of this country
...does anyone want any MCU artbooks because I don't want them any more
...does anyone want any MCU artbooks because I don't want them any more
January 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Landlords have officially given us notice! Time to clear out nine years' worth of accumulated crap and get the hell out of this country
...does anyone want any MCU artbooks because I don't want them any more
...does anyone want any MCU artbooks because I don't want them any more
I wish Netflix had something like Amazon's pop-up that gives you info about all the actors in a scene whenever you pause
Without it I am totally lost trying to figure out who is who among the various blonde women and brunet men in US media, I swear they all have the same "USAmerican actor" features
Without it I am totally lost trying to figure out who is who among the various blonde women and brunet men in US media, I swear they all have the same "USAmerican actor" features
January 11, 2026 at 11:21 AM
I wish Netflix had something like Amazon's pop-up that gives you info about all the actors in a scene whenever you pause
Without it I am totally lost trying to figure out who is who among the various blonde women and brunet men in US media, I swear they all have the same "USAmerican actor" features
Without it I am totally lost trying to figure out who is who among the various blonde women and brunet men in US media, I swear they all have the same "USAmerican actor" features
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
I really wanna go to Norway and Iceland...!
tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
January 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I really wanna go to Norway and Iceland...!
tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
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Back in the 90s, the Free Speech Coalition used to place this PSA before porn movies to raise awareness.
That has been stuck in my head since I was before I was a teenager.
That has been stuck in my head since I was before I was a teenager.
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Back in the 90s, the Free Speech Coalition used to place this PSA before porn movies to raise awareness.
That has been stuck in my head since I was before I was a teenager.
That has been stuck in my head since I was before I was a teenager.
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what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip
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Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.