crou
eatingcroutons.bsky.social
crou
@eatingcroutons.bsky.social
Fandom account. Well over 18, any pronouns.

Recovering academic. Anti-censorship, pro-scoia'tael. I can't promise content warnings here.

I sometimes write things. Find me on AO3 and elsewhere: https://linktr.ee/eatingcroutons
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Apparently intro posts are all the rage so:

I'm Crou! I've been in various online fandoms since the 90s, through forums and IRC to LJ and Tumblr and Discord.

I like dark stuff. I like taboo stuff. I write sporadically when I have an Idea That Must Come Out, so usually short sharp oneshots.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like.

Tetris
Going barefoot
South Australian rieslings
Swimming in the ocean
Lying on the floor in front of an open fire
Sun-dried linen sheets
Travelling
Late evenings at the pub with friends
Language-based party games
My folding bicycle
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like.

Napping during thunderstorms
A decent tonkatsu curry
Watching true crime docs while I clean
Final Fantasy VII
Star Wars
Unloved animals (reptiles, spiders etc)
Tattoos
Alone time
Absolutely filthy erotic fanfics
Motherfucking dinosaurs
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like.

GODZILLA
Tornado videos
The smell of petrichor
Seafood Alfredo
Chocolate
Flowy skirts/dresses
Glitter nail polish
Big statement earrings
Singing in my church choir
Seeing someone I follow spam about stuff they love
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Academic literature on BL, Yaoi & Fujoshi have been available in English since the 2000s with more published & translated each year but you'll STILL see white people unironically wailing "those uncultured savages LOVE homophobia & rape & only recently discovered good LGBTQ rep from us westerners😔"🧵
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Me: Okay cool I've got an interview for this job I want and the whole weekend free to prep for it

Also me: Hmmmm should I buy Hades 2? 🤔
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
10 shows to get to know me:

1. The West Wing
2. The Expanse
3. The Hour
4. Black Sails
5. Utopia (2013)
6. Life on Mars / Ashes to Ashes
7. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
8. Heimebane
9. M*A*S*H
10. Green Wing
10 shows to get to know me

1. Big Brother
2. The Traitors
3. Taskmaster UK
4. Oz
5. Breaking Bad
6. Better Call Saul
7. Homicide: Life on the Street
8. Whitechapel
9. Luther
10. Game of Thrones
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 AM
"I assure you, I am the most frightening thing here"

I STAN THE GREATEST TROLL ON THE CONTINENT
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Iorveth dating sim when.

Please just give me a crumb CDPR and show him in Witcher 4 🥺 I miss my Aen Seidhe war criminal.
October 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
not to be a monsterfucker on main but the evil boy band in kpop demon hunters is definitely hotter in their demon forms
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Something we can hopefully all agree on:
September 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I did it, I got my application for this job in before the deadline, I'm exhausted and drained but I did it
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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tummy ache
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Good Morning.
October 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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There's an illithid parasite in that corpse. You should take a look.
October 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Last week I received a letter telling me that I had violated LAPD IP with my FUCK THE LAPD design. Today my lawyer @questauthority.bsky.social responded.
April 18, 2024 at 9:01 PM
@rahaeli.bsky.social Heya, not sure you'll see this amongst your zillions of notifications but I've got people on Discord servers I run worried about the recent "changes" to Discord's policy about fiction depicting underage sex or abuse. Do you have a view on how worried we should be?
October 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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It's almost time! Pre-orders for Legacy of Zaun: A Vanco Zine close in just 1 week on October 8th, 2025 at 11:59 PST! Be sure to get your orders in while you still can!

Thank you to everyone who's already made a purchase! Your support means the world ♥️
The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here! Preorders for Legacy of Zaun: A Vanco Zine are now OPEN from September 8th, 2025 at 12:00 PM PST to October 8th, 2025 at 11:59 PM PST!!

For more details, check out the full 🧵 below! ⬇️🐺♥🧪

#Vanco #ZaunDads #Arcane
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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#ymwips #bloodweave #astarion revisiting this old one. Aaand once again adding to the neverending pile of WIPs 🫠
September 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I accidentally trapped a mouse inside our house a week ago. It got so desperate for food that it snuck into my rats' cage - but thankfully fled before any of my girls made a snack out of it.
September 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Fictional characters consent to everything I do to them and make them do by virtue of THEY ARE IN MY HEAD AND I AM ALLOWED TO THINK IT like this really is just thought crime shit!!
September 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM