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Sorry, folks. @earlmontclair.bsky.social bought all the UFC Ignite meals.
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The one after Scalia died
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Bret Hart wishes he could hate bill goldberg as hard as KENTA hates phil brooks.
Why yes, Kenta did post a picture of his dog the day CM Punk announced the death of his own dog. 🤼
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This is the weirdest fucking hill to die on.
Duffy: "We've asked Americans to bring their better selves, to bring the civility back to travel. To say please and thank you ... maybe not wear pajamas or slippers on the airplane."
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Happy December, y'all!!

Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!

Take it away, DMX!!
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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"HEADMOVEMENT!!!"
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Once again Republicans only notice how bad Republicans are when it affects him.

Also Trump has said that and worse before along with countless others of their fascist party so I suspect he has other reasons for the vote.
h/t @adamwren.bsky.social

Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Currently spending the most pointless day at work ever. Trying to resist online shopping.
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"Stipe tapped. Alistair felt it"
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Vomiting pints of black blood, more blood coming out my ass, bruises appearing all over my body, and me thinking, "You know what? I'll have a little wank"
One of the absolute classic lockdown bullshit tweets.
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Pick up my most popular space opera series right now for just $20! That's an absolute steal (in this economy!).

Follow artist Drake the ragtag crew of the freighter Trystero as they solve everyone else's goddamned problems. #scifi #scifibooks #cosmichorror #lgbtq

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November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Trump trying to figure out how to pardon Bolsonaro
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Clenching The Fists Of Dissent by Machine Head
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Bolsonaro is going to prison for damn near 3 decades meanwhile here in America.....
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This guy is the dumbest fucking dork
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Whenever someone says hockey is for straights only, show them this.
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
How wasthe match you may be wondering
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Bluesky: Why won't AEW put our posts on screen?

Also Bluesky:
i can’t wait to see the beautiful gay fanart of mox & kyle lying together in a heart-shaped pool of blood with a chain wrapping around both of their necks #aewfullgear
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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This is a shot at @earlmontclair.bsky.social and his disgusting, confusingly erotic travel attire.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Wait what?!
This was one of the best days online. Up there with finding out that Glen Rice slept with Sarah Palin
He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Fox News gig incoming
Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress

"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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New meme format just dropped:
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Vaxxed?
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM