Dwark
dwarkmke.bsky.social
Dwark
@dwarkmke.bsky.social
Mamdani is going to implement Sindarin law and all will be subject to King Thingol of Doriath.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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“Possibly the greatest #ThiccSix of all time”
@mikegolicjr.bsky.social

HE WOULD NOT BE DENIED
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
@rdtopp.bsky.social
No way to know yet what the plan "officially" is but sounds like Quero as backup C. I don't think I like it. As much as William plays where does Quero get at bats?

A stop-gap backup until Quero forces a call up is more practical and let's Quero play every day.

Thoughts?
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Starts 6:45 I believe, for boys volleyball
October 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Notice how it’s always, “the Bible must inform our laws!” until it comes to the +2,000 verses in the Bible that discuss the generous use of wealth and possessions in a way that prioritizes the needs of the poor, this sick, the stranger, the vulnerable, and the oppressed.
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Brewers baseball.
"what the fuck just happened"
October 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Nothing says my generation is in the prime of its purchasing power than the Taco Bell ad campaign about running back the early 2000s menu.
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Someone who needed a way to explain his Amazon searches to his girlfriend.
I can't believe I am asking this. But who is “butt plug guy”
October 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
One of the most consequential moments in the history of the #Brewers franchise was Aaron Civale being pissed about being asked to go to the bullpen.
October 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Final: Brewers 3, Cubs 1

The Taylor catch. The Grisham boot. The Freeman homer. The Dbacks snake attack. Alonso off off Williams. It’s in the past now. The Brewers’ regular season success finally leads to a playoff series win. They beat the Cubs. Milwaukee is onto the NLCS.
October 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This game started as the Seattle Pilots.

They'll play again tomorrow as the Brewers.
Cal Raleigh was small dumper when this game started
Dan Wilson was clean shaven when this game started
October 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid
September 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Haha I'm still young" I say as I keep waiting for a Voltron movie
“Haha I’m still young” I say as I hold my phone at varying distances from my face until I can see clearly
“Haha I’m still young” I say as I increase the font size on the ps5
June 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Discover feed doesn't know how to use the three seashells
the Discover feed installed the toilet paper roll the wrong way
June 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This was the Aaron Rodgers New York Jets of military parades.
this was the HIGHLANDER II of military parades
This was the Dashcon ball pit of military parades.
June 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

"The orcs and the Southrons being black are emblematic of Tolkien's racism."
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

“Elphay I’veay eenbay idnappedkay”
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

"Actually, representation in literature isn't that important, and also generative 'AI' is both useful and ethical."
May 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM