Dwark
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Dwark
@dwarkmke.bsky.social
There's always prequels, origin stories, untold interim tales, etc
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Darth Vader Lando deal dot gif
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ah, therein lies the problem. Even when they maybe did do the right thing they are completely incapable of explaining why - unlike the Republican Borg messaging.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hey she didn't vote for it!

So.

She can ask Schumer to step aside right?

Unless she just didn't *have* to vote for it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I mean how could I have predicted that when they told me to go F myself, and I did, that they would tell me to go F myself again!?
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
OMG! A vote that could pass the Senate 100-0 and the House will just put it in the suggestion box.

"Closer to a vote" is delusional!
a cartoon character looks at a suggestion box
ALT: a cartoon character looks at a suggestion box
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm so tired I don't think I'll ever not be tired again.
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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They clearly don't want them to come out...
But I have zero doubt that whatever is in them won't change anything whatsoever with R leadership. Maybe declare them forgeries.

What does that mean in the big picture? No idea.
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So, they cave and possibly the last vote for Epstein gets seated?
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If the House comes to session I assume Johnson can continue to refuse to seat Grijalva?

Wouldn't it be something if newly "rebellious" MTG holds out for her swearing in?
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Voicemail and email sent.

Resignation to doom.

Set the bar as low as possible, maybe be surprised.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I called, but man, Senate Democrats might as well be blindfolded and gagged and being beaten with tire rods while they wait patiently for the ref to call a foul.

The old rules don't apply. I just can't.
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I would disappear to a cabin by some lake in the mountains and have helicopters bring me food.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Manifesting new bench coach Geoff Jenkins
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Or Weeks said he thought maybe Ashby didn't need to pitch in every game.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Vote Blue and you can end catastrophic policies, but wait! There's more!

Call now and you can also put Steve Bannon in jail, free!*

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November 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Can you mute the word "sparkling" in settings?

Might be worth it.
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The only thing I remember is you have to randomly capitalize the letters in aCTuAlLy
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Significant wiggle was my British punk band.
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I would feel like it's a dice roll that he won't take it to get the draft pick if it wasn't a really really expensive dice roll. Certainly I didn't expect him to get the QO.
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
That makes sense if Contreras doesn't mind. He wants every day.

Will be interesting to see how it plays out.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
When I go to a game, I never forget my towel.
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM