Duncan Moris
@duncanthesinger.bsky.social
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Duncan Moris
@duncanthesinger.bsky.social
· Nov 14
"We need to protect women's sports!"
"Brilliant! So, shall we look at the systemic, societal and financial barriers that prevent girls and women from seeking and maintaining careers in elite sports, and work out a strategy for the future?"
"Hahahahaha no actually you're way off."
"Brilliant! So, shall we look at the systemic, societal and financial barriers that prevent girls and women from seeking and maintaining careers in elite sports, and work out a strategy for the future?"
"Hahahahaha no actually you're way off."
@steveshives.bsky.social has a lot to answer for
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
@steveshives.bsky.social has a lot to answer for
I adore him
June 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I adore him
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Labour, you tried to be more like Reform, but you just (with the media's help) made Reform more popular than ever. How about trying to improve people's lives? Stop attacking migrants, trans kids and people on benefits and MAKE THINGS BETTER.
June 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Labour, you tried to be more like Reform, but you just (with the media's help) made Reform more popular than ever. How about trying to improve people's lives? Stop attacking migrants, trans kids and people on benefits and MAKE THINGS BETTER.
This remains the best joke I ever made, and it sits here with even less interaction than every other untroubled bleat I make.
I could have sworn it was called the Mondalu Effect.
June 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
This remains the best joke I ever made, and it sits here with even less interaction than every other untroubled bleat I make.
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Everyone say hello to “Buddo” he is a human figure carved from whalebone, dated c. 2,900 – 2,400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae, a Neolithic settlement located in beautiful Orkney in the North of Scotland. I would die for him, I just think he’s neat. ❤️
November 15, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Everyone say hello to “Buddo” he is a human figure carved from whalebone, dated c. 2,900 – 2,400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae, a Neolithic settlement located in beautiful Orkney in the North of Scotland. I would die for him, I just think he’s neat. ❤️
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"We need to protect women's sports!"
"Brilliant! So, shall we look at the systemic, societal and financial barriers that prevent girls and women from seeking and maintaining careers in elite sports, and work out a strategy for the future?"
"Hahahahaha no actually you're way off."
"Brilliant! So, shall we look at the systemic, societal and financial barriers that prevent girls and women from seeking and maintaining careers in elite sports, and work out a strategy for the future?"
"Hahahahaha no actually you're way off."
November 14, 2024 at 12:54 PM
"We need to protect women's sports!"
"Brilliant! So, shall we look at the systemic, societal and financial barriers that prevent girls and women from seeking and maintaining careers in elite sports, and work out a strategy for the future?"
"Hahahahaha no actually you're way off."
"Brilliant! So, shall we look at the systemic, societal and financial barriers that prevent girls and women from seeking and maintaining careers in elite sports, and work out a strategy for the future?"
"Hahahahaha no actually you're way off."
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If you denounce Genocide.
If you condemn the ongoing Israeli actions in Gaza.
If you support the establishment of a Palestinian State to be fully protected from further atrocities.
Please share this post.
If you condemn the ongoing Israeli actions in Gaza.
If you support the establishment of a Palestinian State to be fully protected from further atrocities.
Please share this post.
a flag with a red triangle in the middle of it
Alt: a palestinian flag with a red triangle in the middle of it
media.tenor.com
May 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you denounce Genocide.
If you condemn the ongoing Israeli actions in Gaza.
If you support the establishment of a Palestinian State to be fully protected from further atrocities.
Please share this post.
If you condemn the ongoing Israeli actions in Gaza.
If you support the establishment of a Palestinian State to be fully protected from further atrocities.
Please share this post.
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I swear, if I (born with a vagina, suffered periods for 35 years, grown a human & pushed it out of said vagina), see another cis man telling the world he's 'sticking up for women' by persecuting trans women, I'm going to kick him in the bollocks so hard the GCs will give him a pass to use the ladies
May 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I swear, if I (born with a vagina, suffered periods for 35 years, grown a human & pushed it out of said vagina), see another cis man telling the world he's 'sticking up for women' by persecuting trans women, I'm going to kick him in the bollocks so hard the GCs will give him a pass to use the ladies
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Optometrist: And how's the glass now? Fuller? Emptier? Same?
Optometrist: And how's the glass now? Fuller? Emptier? Same?
April 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Optometrist: And how's the glass now? Fuller? Emptier? Same?
Optometrist: And how's the glass now? Fuller? Emptier? Same?
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🧵
If you’re disturbed about the U.K. Supreme Court ruling last week and its aftermath, here’s a practical thing you can do.
Cis people in particular! Please step up.
It’ll take you 15 mins.
First, find your MP.
1/
If you’re disturbed about the U.K. Supreme Court ruling last week and its aftermath, here’s a practical thing you can do.
Cis people in particular! Please step up.
It’ll take you 15 mins.
First, find your MP.
1/
Find your MP - MPs and Lords - UK Parliament
Enter your postcode, location, MPs name or job title to find the name and contact details of your local MP.
members.parliament.uk
April 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
🧵
If you’re disturbed about the U.K. Supreme Court ruling last week and its aftermath, here’s a practical thing you can do.
Cis people in particular! Please step up.
It’ll take you 15 mins.
First, find your MP.
1/
If you’re disturbed about the U.K. Supreme Court ruling last week and its aftermath, here’s a practical thing you can do.
Cis people in particular! Please step up.
It’ll take you 15 mins.
First, find your MP.
1/
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omg jd vance did a liz truss
April 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
omg jd vance did a liz truss
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🧵NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone “why do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?”
This was their response:
This was their response:
April 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
🧵NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone “why do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?”
This was their response:
This was their response:
Transphobia damages cis women, but the fact that it kills trans people should be disqualifying enough on its own.
April 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Transphobia damages cis women, but the fact that it kills trans people should be disqualifying enough on its own.
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Extremely disappointing news from the UK.
Trans Women are women. The people who are obsessed with them, working tirelessly to bring them down - they're wrong.
I don't believe that every individual one of them is necessarily a bad person, but their actions are causing pain and suffering.
Trans Women are women. The people who are obsessed with them, working tirelessly to bring them down - they're wrong.
I don't believe that every individual one of them is necessarily a bad person, but their actions are causing pain and suffering.
a speech bubble that says " trans women are women "
ALT: a speech bubble that says " trans women are women "
media.tenor.com
April 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Extremely disappointing news from the UK.
Trans Women are women. The people who are obsessed with them, working tirelessly to bring them down - they're wrong.
I don't believe that every individual one of them is necessarily a bad person, but their actions are causing pain and suffering.
Trans Women are women. The people who are obsessed with them, working tirelessly to bring them down - they're wrong.
I don't believe that every individual one of them is necessarily a bad person, but their actions are causing pain and suffering.
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Loving watching our favourite @robinince.bsky.social on House Of Games, but I do wonder how much of his tangential rambling they've had to edit out. In this he appears largely linear...
January 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Loving watching our favourite @robinince.bsky.social on House Of Games, but I do wonder how much of his tangential rambling they've had to edit out. In this he appears largely linear...
For the last time, in the UK we don't call him "Santa". To us he's "Lieutenant Colonel Giftimus-Smythe." I'm so sick of this American influence. Educate your kids.
December 24, 2024 at 8:50 AM
For the last time, in the UK we don't call him "Santa". To us he's "Lieutenant Colonel Giftimus-Smythe." I'm so sick of this American influence. Educate your kids.
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Please repost (retweet) stuff on here. Once that stopped on Twitter, we comedians didn’t feel the platform was working for us. I know it’s a wank thing to ask to publicise us, but we need it and we publicise loads of other things. Isn’t reposting a comedian better than reposting outrage? I hope so.
November 21, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Please repost (retweet) stuff on here. Once that stopped on Twitter, we comedians didn’t feel the platform was working for us. I know it’s a wank thing to ask to publicise us, but we need it and we publicise loads of other things. Isn’t reposting a comedian better than reposting outrage? I hope so.
TASKMASTER FANS!
Who are you desperate to see on the show? Drop your suggestions (5 maximum) below!
Who are you desperate to see on the show? Drop your suggestions (5 maximum) below!
November 21, 2024 at 12:24 PM
TASKMASTER FANS!
Who are you desperate to see on the show? Drop your suggestions (5 maximum) below!
Who are you desperate to see on the show? Drop your suggestions (5 maximum) below!
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Alright, it's time to bring back my old ways and start up the Trek questions series over here, starting with:
What do you consider the most underrated episode of Star Trek?
What do you consider the most underrated episode of Star Trek?
November 19, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Alright, it's time to bring back my old ways and start up the Trek questions series over here, starting with:
What do you consider the most underrated episode of Star Trek?
What do you consider the most underrated episode of Star Trek?
"We need to protect women's sports!"
"Brilliant! So, shall we look at the systemic, societal and financial barriers that prevent girls and women from seeking and maintaining careers in elite sports, and work out a strategy for the future?"
"Hahahahaha no actually you're way off."
"Brilliant! So, shall we look at the systemic, societal and financial barriers that prevent girls and women from seeking and maintaining careers in elite sports, and work out a strategy for the future?"
"Hahahahaha no actually you're way off."
November 14, 2024 at 12:54 PM
"We need to protect women's sports!"
"Brilliant! So, shall we look at the systemic, societal and financial barriers that prevent girls and women from seeking and maintaining careers in elite sports, and work out a strategy for the future?"
"Hahahahaha no actually you're way off."
"Brilliant! So, shall we look at the systemic, societal and financial barriers that prevent girls and women from seeking and maintaining careers in elite sports, and work out a strategy for the future?"
"Hahahahaha no actually you're way off."
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