Let me repeat, Terry, you clever little biscuit:

What I may have thought or believed has absolutely no bearing on the conversation. I can conceive of the possibility that I don't know everything and I never have.

You, of course, being infallible, know better. You're brill.

You know nothing about me whatsoever, but even if it were true, my own personal opinion would be utterly irrelevant.

Continue with your confidence, it continues to make you a very special human.

How delightful to hear from you again Terry. I applaud your confidence in the face of zero evidence other than your own personal feelings. You are very big, and very clever.

Hi Terry, it's impressive that you managed to be both overwhelmingly smug whilst also being utterly incorrect. I suggest you find another way to feel important, because you're making a fool of yourself.

Looking forward to the BBC article called "Why Reform was the real winner in the Greenwich by-election."

❤️💪

Was she guilty

I really didn't think I was going to have to boycott two world cups in a row but there we go.

I was saying this exact thing to an American chum the other day. When we sing the alphabet it feels so stupid going "W, X, Y and ZED" as if that even remotely rhymes or feels right.

Saved to gallery for the next time someone tries to tell me smoking isn't cool.

What if you've already seen John-Luke Roberts live? Is it better to see John-Luke Roberts multiple times than never to have seen John-Luke Roberts multiple times at all?

I'm getting sanitation vibes

There's a Football Manager mobile version free through Netflix that is like it used to be. Just buy and sell players, choose your formation, and get refused by the board for a stadium expansion. Just like the good old days!

The two best written songs getting zero points from the public says a lot!

Experience Bij!

The man's a fucking snake.

He just wants to see his kids