dudebrabroman.bsky.social
@dudebrabroman.bsky.social
You’re not homeless because of luck not merit
More jobs should have a ceremonial gun, and if necessary, badge, so on your last day you can turn in your badge and gun
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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the “where is the money” going aspect is especially important for deion because he does not have the strongest track record there
February 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Lotta jokes about Kid Rock makes music for people who steal catalytic converters but like

Not in my experience. Those guys listen to ICP & Tech9. Kid Rock is for guys who work normal jobs but inexplicably dress like they steal catalytic converters
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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[Edward Said voice]

Ever read a Jane Austen book and thought about the atrocities of the sugar cane industry?
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
It’s interesting to me how much the goal of college and nfl defense right now is figuring out ways you can survive against the run playing 2 high and light boxes because it’s an inversion of that idea that defenses are built around stopping the run first
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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That no government official or ICE officer will face any consequences for any of this really says so much about the violence this country allows the government to get away with. They’ve even managed to kill several people on camera, and many more in the facilities, without really any consequences.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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So ICE is forging people’s signatures to say that they agreed to be deported and then holding them hostage if their lawyers appeal their cases

www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Drake maye has offensive lineman face
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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bruh neither of these defenses have any respect whatsoever for the quarterbacks or their offensive lines. just daring them to do something, throw in a tight window, pick up the pressure, etc. these ol' thursday night game-ass offenses.
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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Mike Vrabel looks like a guy you fight in a Yakuza game
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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this is genuinely a work of art to me
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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fight! fight! fight! fight!

(remembers History)

friends ... i take it back. please. do not fight
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
And we like *just* got Europe to stop shooting each other about it
Italian Winter Olympic athletes love to be named Johannes Würnstraße and be from a lovely town called Alpenstrudel in the Italian region known as Süd-Österreich
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
David stern would have had Thannassis dangling over a volcano before giannis invested in Kalshi
February 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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ok this guy is definitely doing the dick doping because how is that so clean
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
I love watching the pro labor in someone evaporate when it means their favorite team is at a disadvantage
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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oh that’s why she lost
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I don’t even like Chris Paul but I didn’t have to talk about second aprons when he ran the union
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Update: In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD *as well as* Surprise, AZ; Upper Bern, PA; and Tremont, PA.

Facts that bear repeating.
In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD. Just some facts I think bear repeating.
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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"Alleging that you're a "dumb redneck" as a way to simultaneously confirm people's suspicions and evade any kind of accountability for, say, being photographed chummily with a very powerful Republican like Mike Johnson is cowardly, plain and simple."
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM