dudebrabroman.bsky.social
@dudebrabroman.bsky.social
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I for one think your favorite team should simply be so good at football they can make the selection committee not matter
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Player agency was great until the first transfer left my team in December
everyone on BLUESKY loves COLLECTIVE BARGAINING until it’s the PLAYERS opting out of the POP TART BOWL

*my boyfriend buckles me into straight jacket*
December 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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everyone on BLUESKY loves COLLECTIVE BARGAINING until it’s the PLAYERS opting out of the POP TART BOWL

*my boyfriend buckles me into straight jacket*
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I think west Africa should get to run France for a bit until they get shit fixed in west Africa or it’s as broken as west Africa in Paris
You know your coup is fucked when a dude rolls up wearing his kevlar like this
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Whom amongst us wasn't a bit timid in college before later getting more physical in the box?
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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it does feel like an intense societal problem that the founder of palantir, the biggest survellience company, thinks like this
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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it’s cool that the universally agreed upon dimensions for hash brown patties are incompatible with every shape of breakfast sandwich ever made
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Imagine being so bad at booking college football that you reject Notre Dame and Duke, the two most hated schools in all of college sports, while picking beloved underdog JMU … and America is STILL furious at you lol
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The point of declaring a national title winner in college football isn't to establish consensus it's to make literally millions of people pay attention to how we fight about both the process and results
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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NEWS: On day of Kristi Noem visit to Chicago, federal immigration agents use tear gas on Elgin crowd. By Rebecca Johnson and @staceywescott.bsky.social
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/06/i...
On day of Kristi Noem visit to Chicago, federal immigration agents use tear gas on Elgin crowd
Federal immigration agents deployed tear gas and pepper spray Saturday on a crowd that gathered to protest a prolonged arrest in a northwest Chicago suburb, angering neighbors who said it’s “uncall…
www.chicagotribune.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
‘8-5 Acc champion Duke, in a catastrophe for the conference’ is a special vintage collectors are going to savor this for years
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Great college football teams just can’t run the ball, what the hell happened to my country, what is wrong with my culture
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Lollllll that dude just got $100k to finish up at an online college
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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With the twin tools of revolutionary optimism (I believe that we will win) and revolutionary defeatism (it’s good that bad things happen to me as a person in the imperial core) I am immune to all attacks
January 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
No one needs a heisman this year give two out next year
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Eagles: Addressing the implosion of their offensive identity with the “positivity bunny” Easter inflatable

Phillies: MVP franchise cornerstone engaging in medieval peasant brained blood science

Sixers: Still just like that no matter what they do

Flyers: “2 or 3 years away”
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Don’t google me those allegations are all fake
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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remember when terrelle pryor was suspended by the NFL for stuff he was getting at ohio state
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Nobody took the special screenshot I made
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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The Mayor has budgeted $5 million for a ShotSpotter replacement for CPD.

You really could not have a clearer illustration of the choices between community resources vs state surveillance, and so far, as usual, the choice is state surveillance.
NEW — Cutting less than one day of the Chicago police would cover the $4.5M needed to ensure there are no cuts to library staffing and resources, one resident writes.

Read this opinion submission about protecting city libraries in the 2026 budget.

thetriibe.com/2025/12/opin...
OPINION: The Chicago Public Library budget is under threat. Let’s remember what libraries do for us • The TRiiBE
Cutting less than one day of the Chicago police would cover the $4.5M needed to ensure there are no cuts to library staffing and resources.
thetriibe.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Zootopia 2 is propaganda to get furries so horny for fake cops they forget they wanted to defund the police
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Most accurate post about Trump remains that Reddit post that was like “Stupid Americans are the new Irish Americans and Trump is their JFK”
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM