Dr Raul Duke
@drraulduke.bsky.social
A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.
You know what dogs love?
Being dragged around in a massive, noisy crowd in the dark.
People brought their fucking dogs to the firework display last week.
Is it just cynical money grabbing or are we that infantilised nowadays?
Being dragged around in a massive, noisy crowd in the dark.
People brought their fucking dogs to the firework display last week.
Is it just cynical money grabbing or are we that infantilised nowadays?
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
You know what dogs love?
Being dragged around in a massive, noisy crowd in the dark.
People brought their fucking dogs to the firework display last week.
Is it just cynical money grabbing or are we that infantilised nowadays?
Being dragged around in a massive, noisy crowd in the dark.
People brought their fucking dogs to the firework display last week.
Is it just cynical money grabbing or are we that infantilised nowadays?
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Still possibly one of the greatest Armistice Day tweets of all time from the good old days on Twitter.
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Still possibly one of the greatest Armistice Day tweets of all time from the good old days on Twitter.
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
This is just science. We all know women are skittish herbivores with side mounted eyes.
One book = obscured peripheral vision.
Then all it takes is one skittish woman to spook the herd, then a panicked stampede of women = broken leg = put down humanely.
This is basic veterinary science.
One book = obscured peripheral vision.
Then all it takes is one skittish woman to spook the herd, then a panicked stampede of women = broken leg = put down humanely.
This is basic veterinary science.
Saw somebody suggesting that women shouldn't read in public because it obscures their peripheral vision.
Lads. Can't we please not?
Lads. Can't we please not?
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is just science. We all know women are skittish herbivores with side mounted eyes.
One book = obscured peripheral vision.
Then all it takes is one skittish woman to spook the herd, then a panicked stampede of women = broken leg = put down humanely.
This is basic veterinary science.
One book = obscured peripheral vision.
Then all it takes is one skittish woman to spook the herd, then a panicked stampede of women = broken leg = put down humanely.
This is basic veterinary science.
Frankenstein (dir. Guillermo del Toro, 2025)
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Frankenstein (dir. Guillermo del Toro, 2025)
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*crosses oceans of time* *finds u*
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
*crosses oceans of time* *finds u*
I see a number of you have put your Christmas trees up already.
a cheerleader with a blue bow on her hair
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November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I see a number of you have put your Christmas trees up already.
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Clever move by Camilla to stop the opposition Queens lipreading her tactics
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Clever move by Camilla to stop the opposition Queens lipreading her tactics
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"Come on, kids - tonight we're watching the Margaret Thatcher biopic!"
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Come on, kids - tonight we're watching the Margaret Thatcher biopic!"
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Was in the foyer of my local leisure centre at 11am today and the 2 minute silence was interrupted by a guy in full body armour with a sword asking when the two minute silence would be because there was no clock in the Bushido practice room and none of them were wearing watches.
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Was in the foyer of my local leisure centre at 11am today and the 2 minute silence was interrupted by a guy in full body armour with a sword asking when the two minute silence would be because there was no clock in the Bushido practice room and none of them were wearing watches.
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
He’s probably worried he’s died and being taken to the afterlife.
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
He’s probably worried he’s died and being taken to the afterlife.
Why have we all started driving at 45mph on NSL A roads and motorways, why have we started doing this?
a man says it 's dangerous right in front of a rock
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November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Why have we all started driving at 45mph on NSL A roads and motorways, why have we started doing this?
I’m sorry but “Cornish Pecorino,” just sounds like a Toast of London name.
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m sorry but “Cornish Pecorino,” just sounds like a Toast of London name.
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For many children of American history, their “Roblox” was Paul Bunyan along with his mighty blue ox and their “Skibidi Toilet” was typhoid
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
For many children of American history, their “Roblox” was Paul Bunyan along with his mighty blue ox and their “Skibidi Toilet” was typhoid
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I'm fan of pubs and of dogs and rarely visit a pub without my dog. I'm also aware that not everyone likes dogs and I am happy to see a clear set of dog rules which helps dog owners to know what is expected of them/their pooch and everyone can enjoy the pub together! #pubdog
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm fan of pubs and of dogs and rarely visit a pub without my dog. I'm also aware that not everyone likes dogs and I am happy to see a clear set of dog rules which helps dog owners to know what is expected of them/their pooch and everyone can enjoy the pub together! #pubdog
Been in a foul mood all morning but then found out I’ve had my Christmas Eve annual leave request approved unexpectedly.
a man in a black jacket is sitting in a chair making a face
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November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Been in a foul mood all morning but then found out I’ve had my Christmas Eve annual leave request approved unexpectedly.
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Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app.
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In Penny Lane, the beatles say that a nurse is selling poppies from a tray but then fail to make it clear that any of the other characters are wearing theirs, or that the beatles themselves all have one on as they should. MR MCCARTNEY MUST ANSWER FOR THIS
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In Penny Lane, the beatles say that a nurse is selling poppies from a tray but then fail to make it clear that any of the other characters are wearing theirs, or that the beatles themselves all have one on as they should. MR MCCARTNEY MUST ANSWER FOR THIS
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This is just a stream of consciousness, really. I’m not building toward some grand point or profound conclusion. Just thinking out loud about something that’s been on my mind lately, and I don’t quite know where I’m going with it….
a cartoon of homer simpson has a picture of a sheep in his head
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November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This is just a stream of consciousness, really. I’m not building toward some grand point or profound conclusion. Just thinking out loud about something that’s been on my mind lately, and I don’t quite know where I’m going with it….