Dr Raul Duke
@drraulduke.bsky.social
A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.
"Dont talk about ww2 with these German tourists."
February 19, 2026 at 8:04 AM
"Dont talk about ww2 with these German tourists."
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"Let's Go F***ing Lental" would be a great promotional slogan for churches at this time of year.
February 18, 2026 at 10:21 AM
"Let's Go F***ing Lental" would be a great promotional slogan for churches at this time of year.
Youngest boy was invited round to his friends for the afternoon.
They’re Chinese and have been celebrating Chinese New Year.
This was as a surprise to my son, as despite being friends with him since nursery; he somehow hadn’t noticed his friend was Chinese…..
They’re Chinese and have been celebrating Chinese New Year.
This was as a surprise to my son, as despite being friends with him since nursery; he somehow hadn’t noticed his friend was Chinese…..
a group of men in military uniforms standing around a pot
ALT: a group of men in military uniforms standing around a pot
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Youngest boy was invited round to his friends for the afternoon.
They’re Chinese and have been celebrating Chinese New Year.
This was as a surprise to my son, as despite being friends with him since nursery; he somehow hadn’t noticed his friend was Chinese…..
They’re Chinese and have been celebrating Chinese New Year.
This was as a surprise to my son, as despite being friends with him since nursery; he somehow hadn’t noticed his friend was Chinese…..
“Sack Robert Jenrick for being unloyal - disloyal. And for joining in the Tory party in a way that excludes his employer. And sack him for being an absolute idiot and inefficient.”
February 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
“Sack Robert Jenrick for being unloyal - disloyal. And for joining in the Tory party in a way that excludes his employer. And sack him for being an absolute idiot and inefficient.”
100% would buy
Another favourite of mine for The Woman in Black that didn’t make the final book.
Chapter Six: The Sound of a Pony and Trap.
Arthur being haunted by the Woman during a restless night.
Image size: 21.2 x 30 cm
£375 plus P&P
Email me at: nicktankardart@gmail.com
Chapter Six: The Sound of a Pony and Trap.
Arthur being haunted by the Woman during a restless night.
Image size: 21.2 x 30 cm
£375 plus P&P
Email me at: nicktankardart@gmail.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:17 PM
100% would buy
*Circus music intensifies*
February 18, 2026 at 12:37 PM
*Circus music intensifies*
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I maintain that the only people it is morally justifiable to rinse with bullshit grifts are audiophiles and billionaires who want to live forever.
In unrelated news, who wants to give me a hundred grand for these crystals that make music fatter/stop you from getting bigcash bonerot?
In unrelated news, who wants to give me a hundred grand for these crystals that make music fatter/stop you from getting bigcash bonerot?
In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud
In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud — 'The mud should sound perfectly awful, but it doesn't,' notes the experiment creator
Who knew listening to a banana sounded so good?
www.tomshardware.com
February 18, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I maintain that the only people it is morally justifiable to rinse with bullshit grifts are audiophiles and billionaires who want to live forever.
In unrelated news, who wants to give me a hundred grand for these crystals that make music fatter/stop you from getting bigcash bonerot?
In unrelated news, who wants to give me a hundred grand for these crystals that make music fatter/stop you from getting bigcash bonerot?
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your dad invested in Brewdog as a way to meet new people
February 18, 2026 at 11:44 AM
your dad invested in Brewdog as a way to meet new people
A woman at work always uses a weird child/baby voice when she talks to me I can’t work out of she patronising me ot just trying to weird me out.
a young boy in a striped shirt is sitting at a table making a funny face .
ALT: a young boy in a striped shirt is sitting at a table making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
A woman at work always uses a weird child/baby voice when she talks to me I can’t work out of she patronising me ot just trying to weird me out.
Dog has had a herbal chew to calm her down because oldest boy is having a sleepover and she wants to join in with his mates and won’t settle.
I think it's kicking in……
I think it's kicking in……
February 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Dog has had a herbal chew to calm her down because oldest boy is having a sleepover and she wants to join in with his mates and won’t settle.
I think it's kicking in……
I think it's kicking in……
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It is vital to increase the birth rate to offset the number children that I, as a single childless woman, trap in the oven of my gingerbread cottage in the woods every day
February 16, 2026 at 2:29 PM
It is vital to increase the birth rate to offset the number children that I, as a single childless woman, trap in the oven of my gingerbread cottage in the woods every day
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We saw you from across the bar and, well, we're both really into short term commitments.
February 16, 2026 at 2:36 PM
We saw you from across the bar and, well, we're both really into short term commitments.
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If it's true that Brewdog is in severe financial difficulties and they may disappear, remember that you can always enjoy their flagship beer by pouring grapefruit juice into a can of Kestrel lager.
February 16, 2026 at 9:43 AM
If it's true that Brewdog is in severe financial difficulties and they may disappear, remember that you can always enjoy their flagship beer by pouring grapefruit juice into a can of Kestrel lager.
My continuing series of “isolated Peak District pubs you wouldn’t want to be in after a bad apple harvest.”
February 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
My continuing series of “isolated Peak District pubs you wouldn’t want to be in after a bad apple harvest.”
Rod “i have a police caution for punching my pregnant girlfriend,” Liddle no less.
Reminder that Rob Liddle said he couldn't be a teacher because he would try to rape the kids
![We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK, Maya and the Darlo nurses
Rod Liddle
At the height of the madness, from which I think we are now in merciful and terminal retreat, a Scottish schoolboy announced that he identified as a wolf and was apparently indulged in this fantasy by his teachers. There was a confusion here — a kind of ideologyversus-reality disconnect, as so often happens with lifestyle-left intersectional idiocies.
If the teachers had truly believed the child was a wolf he would have been separated from the rest of the pupils by extremely robust metal fencing and thrown chunks of raw bison every few hours. Of course the school did not do that, meaning that in truth, and contrary to the approved narrative, it did not really think he was a wolf.
At the same time reports surfaced of other British schools where kids were identifying as a multitude of creatures, real and imagined, such as cats, horses, dinosaurs and dragons. One assumes that in each case the schools responded similarly, by pretending to respect these expressions of the fictional condition “species dysphoria” but in reality not believing it for a minute. [Times]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyefpiziml7b24sxpd74axq7/bafkreigglphoukvf3nzz3cy7wvc6tigvtyllp2jv4b5viqr6llbqzfpzuy@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Rod “i have a police caution for punching my pregnant girlfriend,” Liddle no less.
39 today.
Stanton Moor stone circle with the boys.
A few pints at the Red Lion in Birchover.
Home for a hot bath, smoked meat delivered, a large rum, and the kids up too late laughing at Anchorman.
Very happy right now.
Stanton Moor stone circle with the boys.
A few pints at the Red Lion in Birchover.
Home for a hot bath, smoked meat delivered, a large rum, and the kids up too late laughing at Anchorman.
Very happy right now.
February 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
39 today.
Stanton Moor stone circle with the boys.
A few pints at the Red Lion in Birchover.
Home for a hot bath, smoked meat delivered, a large rum, and the kids up too late laughing at Anchorman.
Very happy right now.
Stanton Moor stone circle with the boys.
A few pints at the Red Lion in Birchover.
Home for a hot bath, smoked meat delivered, a large rum, and the kids up too late laughing at Anchorman.
Very happy right now.
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How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.
A ‘ring of fire’ solar eclipse will dazzle people and penguins in Antarctica
'Ring of fire' solar eclipse visible in Antarctica
The first solar eclipse of the year will grace Antarctica, and only a lucky few will get to bask — or waddle — in its glow.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.
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I think often of the Rossettis’s beloved pet wombat, who once seized upon the distraction provided by Algernon Swinburne reciting a poem by Walt Whitman during a dinner party to eat the entire box of cigars meant to smoke during dessert
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I think often of the Rossettis’s beloved pet wombat, who once seized upon the distraction provided by Algernon Swinburne reciting a poem by Walt Whitman during a dinner party to eat the entire box of cigars meant to smoke during dessert
Might treat myself to a hot ribena.
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Might treat myself to a hot ribena.
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the minute the fb algorithm clocks you as a straight man it immediately sets about trying to destroy your life & endanger those around you
February 13, 2026 at 11:19 AM
the minute the fb algorithm clocks you as a straight man it immediately sets about trying to destroy your life & endanger those around you