Have Obama announce that he will seek a third term tomorrow. Then watch all the con law “scholars” and Fix News MELT DOWN trying to explain why he can’t but Trump can. (It’s like Newsom taking over his social media persona)
TRUMP: Yeah, I'd be allowed to do that. But I would rule that out because it's too cute.
Have Obama announce that he will seek a third term tomorrow. Then watch all the con law “scholars” and Fix News MELT DOWN trying to explain why he can’t but Trump can. (It’s like Newsom taking over his social media persona)
Email us at jeffreyepstein@theonion.com.
We'll allow you to screen it for free.
Yes, again, this is real.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
Email us at jeffreyepstein@theonion.com.
We'll allow you to screen it for free.
Yes, again, this is real.
Meanwhile, Elise Stefanik remains silent, refusing to demand the release of the files.
Epstein's victims deserve better. New Yorkers deserve better.
Meanwhile, Elise Stefanik remains silent, refusing to demand the release of the files.
Epstein's victims deserve better. New Yorkers deserve better.
THINGS ARE ALL BAD AND MANY THINGS NEED ATTENTION SIMULTANEOUSLY.
At this point saying anything is a distraction is just a waste of media time that could be used to raise alarms
THINGS ARE ALL BAD AND MANY THINGS NEED ATTENTION SIMULTANEOUSLY.
At this point saying anything is a distraction is just a waste of media time that could be used to raise alarms
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Community is probably the same way: it has to be actively maintained in order to outlive whatever spot it's currently in.
Community is probably the same way: it has to be actively maintained in order to outlive whatever spot it's currently in.