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@drjackll.bsky.social
Jack ╱ 33 ╱ ♂ ╱ has an PhD in Pornology and knows how to count to four ╱ bullshitting with the speed of light and the force of a thousand suns ╱ 🦈 ╱ AuDHD ╱ brain is at least 42% discworld at this point ╱ Ghost ╱ Monster Hunter
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@drjackll.bsky.social
· May 10
I did it. I got the title. 30 Soh Shia. But I did it. For a stupid joke that maybe 5 people get. Worth it. #monsterhunterwilds #magicthegathering
The smallest things in my flat that gives an unfathomable amount of joy.
hidden goose and hidden leek
hidden goose and hidden leek
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The smallest things in my flat that gives an unfathomable amount of joy.
hidden goose and hidden leek
hidden goose and hidden leek
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I deserve good things happening in my life
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I deserve good things happening in my life
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Oder einfach Mal Jugendämter (die kommunal sind) so ausstatten, dass sie handlungsfähig sind und nicht alle die dort arbeiten kurz vorm Kollaps.
Die Union, die so gern zum Thema #Chatkontrolle allen Unterstützung von Kindesmissbrauch vorwirft, die gegen die Chatkontrolle sind, kann sich gern endlich mal um die Vergewaltigungen kümmern, die von den Kirchen vertuscht werden, wenn sie den Schutz von Kindern so exklusiv für sich reklamiert.
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Oder einfach Mal Jugendämter (die kommunal sind) so ausstatten, dass sie handlungsfähig sind und nicht alle die dort arbeiten kurz vorm Kollaps.
"trans women aren't women" but when I paint my nails I am suddenly no longer a man. transphobes really are the most contradictory fuckers on the planet.
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"trans women aren't women" but when I paint my nails I am suddenly no longer a man. transphobes really are the most contradictory fuckers on the planet.
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I drew this weeks ago when a Marco-looking character showed up in the God Valley flashback
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I drew this weeks ago when a Marco-looking character showed up in the God Valley flashback
I somehow got back into genshin...
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I somehow got back into genshin...
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ok tomorrow the kids stay home and grown ups get to go around asking for drugs and razor blades
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
ok tomorrow the kids stay home and grown ups get to go around asking for drugs and razor blades
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
I really need to get back into dating bc the urge to act on my stupid crush is getting stronger. and that would be HELLA dumb so thats a nope.
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I really need to get back into dating bc the urge to act on my stupid crush is getting stronger. and that would be HELLA dumb so thats a nope.
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Okay das ist witzig, wenn man das so visualisiert
October 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Okay das ist witzig, wenn man das so visualisiert
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The end of capitalism
October 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The end of capitalism
Hey uhm, if the ppl in my life could stop dying, that would be great. thanks
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hey uhm, if the ppl in my life could stop dying, that would be great. thanks
every time someone breaks up with a man and then he promises he will try harder and says shit like "you make me a better person" or some shit, I just want his ex to look at him with disgust and ask "THAT was a better version of you? fucking hell how bad can you be"
October 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
every time someone breaks up with a man and then he promises he will try harder and says shit like "you make me a better person" or some shit, I just want his ex to look at him with disgust and ask "THAT was a better version of you? fucking hell how bad can you be"
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New contender for best first chapter title of all time
October 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
New contender for best first chapter title of all time
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ouch
October 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
ouch
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Migraines truely ruin a day
October 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Migraines truely ruin a day
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Love how I can't do anything else on vacuuming day bc I am disabled and my disability does in fact disable me, and THEN on top of everything, my vacuum cleaner broke and I have to fucking sweep the flat like a FUCKING PEASANT.
I just wanna lie down and cry forever
I just wanna lie down and cry forever
October 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Love how I can't do anything else on vacuuming day bc I am disabled and my disability does in fact disable me, and THEN on top of everything, my vacuum cleaner broke and I have to fucking sweep the flat like a FUCKING PEASANT.
I just wanna lie down and cry forever
I just wanna lie down and cry forever
can we bring back the table flip emoticon pls?
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September 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
can we bring back the table flip emoticon pls?
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