David Bayer
@drbayer.bsky.social
Technologist, performing artist, table top gaming enthusiast
change one letter and ruin a candy
Tix
Tix
change one letter and ruin a candy
zit kat
zit kat
change one letter ruin a candy
sweat tarts
sweat tarts
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
change one letter and ruin a candy
Tix
Tix
It only does that after convincing you that the 468 lb wheel of parmigiano-reggiano you bought while drunk is a tax write off.
great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It only does that after convincing you that the 468 lb wheel of parmigiano-reggiano you bought while drunk is a tax write off.
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
Reposted by David Bayer
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Good to see the Python foundation standing up to government bribes.
www.theregister.com/2025/10/27/p...
www.theregister.com/2025/10/27/p...
Python Foundation rejects $1.5M grant with no-DEI strings
: Foundation says it won't compromise policy of inclusivity even if that cash would've really helped
www.theregister.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Good to see the Python foundation standing up to government bribes.
www.theregister.com/2025/10/27/p...
www.theregister.com/2025/10/27/p...
I wasn’t aware they had any?
October 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I wasn’t aware they had any?
@riversidecasino.bsky.social Congratulations on joining the top tier of escape rooms
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
@riversidecasino.bsky.social Congratulations on joining the top tier of escape rooms
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social please tell me you’ve seen this
October 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social please tell me you’ve seen this
I want to see one of these reporters ask Johnson to his face, “So are you saying you have no power to lead Congress?”
The logical extension of not being able to swear her in because of precedent is he can’t do anything for which there isn’t precedent. Perhaps reflect on recent actions.
The logical extension of not being able to swear her in because of precedent is he can’t do anything for which there isn’t precedent. Perhaps reflect on recent actions.
KARL: I mean, you could swear in Adelita Grijalva tomorrow, right?
MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I want to see one of these reporters ask Johnson to his face, “So are you saying you have no power to lead Congress?”
The logical extension of not being able to swear her in because of precedent is he can’t do anything for which there isn’t precedent. Perhaps reflect on recent actions.
The logical extension of not being able to swear her in because of precedent is he can’t do anything for which there isn’t precedent. Perhaps reflect on recent actions.
Mash up bands:
Jethro Speedwagon
Jethro Speedwagon
Mash up bands:
Van Fighters
Van Fighters
Mash up bands:
Guns 'N Oates
Guns 'N Oates
October 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Mash up bands:
Jethro Speedwagon
Jethro Speedwagon
This reads like a headline from The Onion, not from USA Today.
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This reads like a headline from The Onion, not from USA Today.
By this logic, MAGAts are all racist. They all seem to hate the printing press. Like AI, the printing press IS JUST ANOTHER EFFING MACHINE.
If you hate ai, congrats you now understand racists. The parallels are deep. "But AI isn't human; alive; doesn't have a soul" Yeah, that's what people have been saying about other races since the beginning of time.
October 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
By this logic, MAGAts are all racist. They all seem to hate the printing press. Like AI, the printing press IS JUST ANOTHER EFFING MACHINE.
My wife is a costumer. Every time I enter her workshop I must remind myself that’s a dressmaker’s dummy not a life sized voodoo doll. For now.
October 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
My wife is a costumer. Every time I enter her workshop I must remind myself that’s a dressmaker’s dummy not a life sized voodoo doll. For now.
“last deliberate zeppelin attack on London”
There were accidental ones?
There were accidental ones?
Early this morning in 1916 2nd Lt Wulstan J. Tempest shot down zeppelin L31.
He flew the length of its underside blasting incendiary rounds into it. He was almost crushed beneath it as it fell. It was the last deliberate zeppelin attack on London.
He flew the length of its underside blasting incendiary rounds into it. He was almost crushed beneath it as it fell. It was the last deliberate zeppelin attack on London.
October 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“last deliberate zeppelin attack on London”
There were accidental ones?
There were accidental ones?
My wife was really crossing the streams tonight with the dinner of ravioli and falafel. Then again I had a butter chicken curry burrito from a restaurant for lunch so who am I to talk?
September 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My wife was really crossing the streams tonight with the dinner of ravioli and falafel. Then again I had a butter chicken curry burrito from a restaurant for lunch so who am I to talk?
Smash two movies together to make a new movie
(I fully admit that I stole this from the movie Stay Tuned, and it has stuck with ever since)
Three Men and Rosemary’s Baby
(I fully admit that I stole this from the movie Stay Tuned, and it has stuck with ever since)
Three Men and Rosemary’s Baby
Smash two movies together to make a new movie
National Lampoon: Leaving Las Vegas Vacation
National Lampoon: Leaving Las Vegas Vacation
Two movies
Forty Year Old Virgin Escape From New York
Forty Year Old Virgin Escape From New York
September 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Smash two movies together to make a new movie
(I fully admit that I stole this from the movie Stay Tuned, and it has stuck with ever since)
Three Men and Rosemary’s Baby
(I fully admit that I stole this from the movie Stay Tuned, and it has stuck with ever since)
Three Men and Rosemary’s Baby
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Just once i'd like to see two mimes having a huge argument in a library
September 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just once i'd like to see two mimes having a huge argument in a library
I did not wish for harm to befall Charles Kirk.
I feel relieved that there is one less blowhard spewing hate in the name of righteousness in this country.
Both can be true - don’t let anyone tell you different.
I did wish for him to fade into obscurity never to be heard from again.
I feel relieved that there is one less blowhard spewing hate in the name of righteousness in this country.
Both can be true - don’t let anyone tell you different.
I did wish for him to fade into obscurity never to be heard from again.
September 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I did not wish for harm to befall Charles Kirk.
I feel relieved that there is one less blowhard spewing hate in the name of righteousness in this country.
Both can be true - don’t let anyone tell you different.
I did wish for him to fade into obscurity never to be heard from again.
I feel relieved that there is one less blowhard spewing hate in the name of righteousness in this country.
Both can be true - don’t let anyone tell you different.
I did wish for him to fade into obscurity never to be heard from again.
Having company in the shower can be fun, but this morning I had to insist that the spider just wasn’t my type.
September 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Having company in the shower can be fun, but this morning I had to insist that the spider just wasn’t my type.
We lost our dog recently and in a fit of despair my wife put the bag of dog food on the deck so it would be out of sight. I caught a raccoon red handed. Now my wife puts fruits & veg out for them every night, and I set up a spare camera. 1 possum, 1 rat, 5 raccoons… We need to take reservations.
September 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
We lost our dog recently and in a fit of despair my wife put the bag of dog food on the deck so it would be out of sight. I caught a raccoon red handed. Now my wife puts fruits & veg out for them every night, and I set up a spare camera. 1 possum, 1 rat, 5 raccoons… We need to take reservations.
I used to say this every time I turned in a paper in school. So the teacher did. Doing my part to ensure the continued manufacture of red ink.
saying "mark my words" rarely ends well
September 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I used to say this every time I turned in a paper in school. So the teacher did. Doing my part to ensure the continued manufacture of red ink.
I have voices in my head (I know - what a surprise). They like to recite song lyrics as monologues. Today was a new one: “Don’t Let It End” by an old New York Jewish man. “Some nights. I look at your pillow. Hoping that I’ll see you there.”
September 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I have voices in my head (I know - what a surprise). They like to recite song lyrics as monologues. Today was a new one: “Don’t Let It End” by an old New York Jewish man. “Some nights. I look at your pillow. Hoping that I’ll see you there.”
Shouldn’t this be for ages 40+ instead of 4+?
September 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Shouldn’t this be for ages 40+ instead of 4+?
ruin a movie by making it about Gary
My Cousin Gary
My Cousin Gary
ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary Begins
Gary Begins
ruin a movie by making it about Gary
The Gary Of The Opera
The Gary Of The Opera
September 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
ruin a movie by making it about Gary
My Cousin Gary
My Cousin Gary
Went to buy some parts to repair my old tape deck. Vendor was in Europe. Glad to know these tariffs are so well received - definitely not contributing to inflation or anything. I wish this screenshot was a joke.
August 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Went to buy some parts to repair my old tape deck. Vendor was in Europe. Glad to know these tariffs are so well received - definitely not contributing to inflation or anything. I wish this screenshot was a joke.