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husband, father, geek. Baseball, unix, sw dev sec, dogs. he/him, PittsburghSkeets feed.

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@nedpyle.com look!! Another one to add to the collection
A CHEEZ-IT DRAGON
December 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I can’t imagine why young women might not wish to date people who don’t see them as fully human. A mystery for the ages, really
December 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Nothing says you can’t jam waiting for your Sam’s Club pickup.
December 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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today is for the ladies to have fun. its new years eve not new year's steve
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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We continue our look back at 2025 by remembering award winners Tommy Helms, Randy Jones, Walt Jocketty and Davey Johnson, as well as Chet Lemon, Eddie Fisher, Bobby Jenks, Scott Klingenbeck, Betsy "Sockum" Jochum and others.
2025 In Memoriam (Part 2)
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 Mark Esser, 69 (d. May 12): A multi-sport star in Poughkeepsie, NY, Esser was drafted by the Chicago White Sox and signed in 1977. He became a strikeout artist in the minors, though he occasionally had control problems. Esser reached the majors with Chicago in 1979 and appeared in 2 games.
ripbaseball.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
#RIP

My favorite quote from Roberto had nothing to do with baseball:

"Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don't, then you are wasting your time on Earth."

This man did not waste his time here.
"I'm convinced that God wanted me to play baseball." ~ Pittsburgh #Pirates legend Roberto Clemente #MLB #Baseball #Hero #Inspiration
December 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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this one had me at "post scarcity world"
December 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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People are in her mentions and quotes explaining ethics in AI to Doctor Abeba fucking Birhane?

Please.

Humans are exhausting.
for the love of god, AI systems aren't "just tools that are neither good nor evil in and of themselves". AI systems *are* tools of capitalism. they exist as tools of capitalism. there is no AI system "in and of itself" outside of capitalism
December 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Reddit never fails
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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"Somebody asked me one time, 'What's it like hitting off of Koufax?' --- I said you ever drink coffee with a fork?" ~ Pittsburgh #Pirates legend Willie Stargell. ⚾️ Happy 90th Birthday Sandy Koufax! #MLB #Dodgers #Legend
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Pink Sabbath
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Jefferson Sex Fiend
ruin two bands by combining them:

Fugazi Osbourne
December 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
3 straight balls to MVS? Steelers deserve that loss
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Day after Christmas (work schedules suck) roast.

Not too bad.
December 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Hope that everyone celebrating today had a very Merry Christmas. Thanks for the support over the year...Pittsburgh is truly a special city and I'm so blessed to be able to share it with so many of you!
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Toyotathon started as a pagan holiday
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The NFL has given us the Lions on thanksgiving day for years. As long as they get their broadcast money, they’re happy.

apnews.com/article/cowb...
This is not what Netflix or the NFL had in mind when Cowboys-Commanders was scheduled for Christmas
This is not exactly what the NFL and Netflix had in mind when they thought they would be getting big-name quarterbacks Jayden Daniels and Dak Prescott in the Christmas Day spotlight when the NFC East ...
apnews.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
54 phone calls from mom today. That doesn’t count the times I’ve answered. Dementia sucks.
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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It’ll always be the John F. Kennedy Center.

It’ll always be the Department of Defense.

It’ll always be the Gulf of Mexico.

Anything else is illegal, trashy and fake. Period.
December 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Not really sure how this is considered useful. The fifth hottest topic is from 24 days ago?
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Career federal prosecutors forced to spend their holidays doing emergency redactions to protect a bunch of rich pedophiles, probably inevitable that some important things slip through "on accident"
Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.

www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
F
Vince Zampella, former CEO of Infinity Ward, the studio behind Call of Duty, died Sunday at 55 in a single-car crash in Southern California (NBC Los Angeles)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Napping in front of the TV while sports is on rules
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM