Kyle Eden
@dragonlord741.bsky.social
Engineer who loves Kentucky basketball, St. Louis Cardinals and the Dallas cowboys (though this one is on very thin ice)
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JFC Oklahoma you fuckin cowards. Now every Jesus-freak right-wing student who can't get a passing grade for a bunch of bible quotes masquerading as an essay is going to file a 1st amendment complaint. You gonna suspend the whole Biology department for teaching about evolution? (Don't answer that)
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
JFC Oklahoma you fuckin cowards. Now every Jesus-freak right-wing student who can't get a passing grade for a bunch of bible quotes masquerading as an essay is going to file a 1st amendment complaint. You gonna suspend the whole Biology department for teaching about evolution? (Don't answer that)
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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The anti-vaccine movement is a death cult
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:
“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”
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“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”
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November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The anti-vaccine movement is a death cult
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![Comic: Typical Geologic core sample. [Cylindrical core sample with labels for difference sections from top to bottom] Topsoil, till, granite bedrock, bottomsoil, roof of subway car, floor of subway car, more granite, municipal water main [gouge in core sample], slightly different granite, piece of screaming spelunker’s forearm, cool crystals with no resale value, mangled fragments of drillbit from previous attempt, some boring intrusive rock that’s basically granite but has a name like “diorite” or “Andalite” that you always have to look up, netherrack, Balrog wing. [break between next chunk of core sample] Granite, topsoil, cement, floorboards, carpet, possessions of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicffnydtpbb2x24cfbblv2qtcwbr37zyw44vtqx47ocj2a26b2j2u@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
🎶 I hear the train a-comin; its rolling 'round the bend 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
🎶 I hear the train a-comin; its rolling 'round the bend 🎶
Between this and the Saudi prince interaction, I'm now convinced that Trump, unlike his "Christian" followers would have actually loved Jesus.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Between this and the Saudi prince interaction, I'm now convinced that Trump, unlike his "Christian" followers would have actually loved Jesus.
Bad news @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social , not sure you can move to Canada if you ever wanted to...
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bad news @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social , not sure you can move to Canada if you ever wanted to...
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not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw.
Bourbon and beyond (multiple)
Shane smith and the saints
Shane smith and the saints
Bourbon and beyond (multiple)
Blue october
Bourbon and beyond (multiple)
Shane smith and the saints
Shane smith and the saints
Bourbon and beyond (multiple)
Blue october
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw.
Metallica
Genesis
Slayer
Metallica
Chris Cornell (it was that long ago)
Metallica
Genesis
Slayer
Metallica
Chris Cornell (it was that long ago)
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Weird Al
Jimmy Buffett
Harry Connick, Jr.
Weird Al
Jimmy Buffett
Weird Al
Jimmy Buffett
Harry Connick, Jr.
Weird Al
Jimmy Buffett
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw.
Bourbon and beyond (multiple)
Shane smith and the saints
Shane smith and the saints
Bourbon and beyond (multiple)
Blue october
Bourbon and beyond (multiple)
Shane smith and the saints
Shane smith and the saints
Bourbon and beyond (multiple)
Blue october
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
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Brett Meiselas on MTG: The craziest thing is it's not like she even said anything bad about Trump. Nor did she even suggest he was involved with Jeffrey Epstein. All she said was that the people deserve the Epstein files — and he lost his mind. That’s the definition of “a hit dog will holler.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Brett Meiselas on MTG: The craziest thing is it's not like she even said anything bad about Trump. Nor did she even suggest he was involved with Jeffrey Epstein. All she said was that the people deserve the Epstein files — and he lost his mind. That’s the definition of “a hit dog will holler.”
I experienced a first in a round (only 9 holes, but still) of golf today. I used the same ball for every single shot. Didn't lose a single one. And considering how many leaves were on the course, it was an absolute miracle that vI never lost one.
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I experienced a first in a round (only 9 holes, but still) of golf today. I used the same ball for every single shot. Didn't lose a single one. And considering how many leaves were on the course, it was an absolute miracle that vI never lost one.
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
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I hope the Epstein Files finally come out so we can know once and for all if Donald Trump - a man charged by countless women of sexual misconduct and found civilly liable for rape, who also used campaign funds to pay off a porn star - is a sexual deviant.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I hope the Epstein Files finally come out so we can know once and for all if Donald Trump - a man charged by countless women of sexual misconduct and found civilly liable for rape, who also used campaign funds to pay off a porn star - is a sexual deviant.
Republicans tomorrow:
"Oh no, we were totally going to release the Epstein files, but the geo storm destroyed them!"
"Oh no, we were totally going to release the Epstein files, but the geo storm destroyed them!"
We have upgraded our geomagnetic forecast today (12 November 2025) to the highest intensity level amid an ongoing solar storm.
Current predictions suggest that the activity will result in potentially the largest solar storm to hit our planet in over two decades.
Current predictions suggest that the activity will result in potentially the largest solar storm to hit our planet in over two decades.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Republicans tomorrow:
"Oh no, we were totally going to release the Epstein files, but the geo storm destroyed them!"
"Oh no, we were totally going to release the Epstein files, but the geo storm destroyed them!"
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I have a solution for this James Bond issue:
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have a solution for this James Bond issue:
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate