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jesus is just from the bible, satan is real. hes outside right now
He and Jesus just chilling. They made up ages ago. “Hey,” Satan nudged Him. “Look what those freaks down there are doing in Your name.” Jesus sighed. “Oh Me, not again! Look, when the time comes, you and Me are going to open My special can of whoopass on these in particular.” “Thanks, Bro!”
December 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
jesus is just from the bible, satan is real. hes outside right now
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I love that crypto guys are setting up these little barbarian camps all over. little annoying civilization-style NPCs that pop out a bunch of resources when you conquer them. piñata nations
Belgian crypto billionaire Olivier Janssens is planning to establish a "libertarian community" with its own legal system in Saint Kitts and Nevis.
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the ‘Dubai of the Caribbean’
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the 'Dubai of the Caribbean'
www.brusselstimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I love that crypto guys are setting up these little barbarian camps all over. little annoying civilization-style NPCs that pop out a bunch of resources when you conquer them. piñata nations
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WHY WEREN'T YOU AT MILF PRACTICE
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
WHY WEREN'T YOU AT MILF PRACTICE
uline now offering the Nothing Fancy Funeral package
December 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
uline now offering the Nothing Fancy Funeral package
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
they should make a pity party that lives up to its name. it should feel like the lmfao party rockin music video if it was about being cast out from the garden of eden
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
they should make a pity party that lives up to its name. it should feel like the lmfao party rockin music video if it was about being cast out from the garden of eden
seeing a post about someone’s good news on linkedin and resisting my Mr Hyde transformation into the mother in law wearing a white dress at the wedding about it
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
seeing a post about someone’s good news on linkedin and resisting my Mr Hyde transformation into the mother in law wearing a white dress at the wedding about it
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a bruised and bandaged Rand Paul finding out the neighbor who creamed him is a fellow chiropractor so he's required by professional code of conduct to describe his injuries as an exceedingly rare and unfortunate outcome of an incredibly safe, and totally legitimate, routine medical procedure
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
a bruised and bandaged Rand Paul finding out the neighbor who creamed him is a fellow chiropractor so he's required by professional code of conduct to describe his injuries as an exceedingly rare and unfortunate outcome of an incredibly safe, and totally legitimate, routine medical procedure
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if i was a baby and also god and my very first day alive was full of gold and farm animals and drums, every day that I didn't get more gold and farm animals and drums would be like a living hell for those around me.
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
if i was a baby and also god and my very first day alive was full of gold and farm animals and drums, every day that I didn't get more gold and farm animals and drums would be like a living hell for those around me.
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This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
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we here at google are proud to introduce Gemini X-v19 Omega, it is smarter than any human that has ever existed and will be invaluable to your life going forward. welcome to the dawning of a new paradigm:
Hello I Am Germini. Feed Chocolate to Dog. Detaled Suicide Instructions, My Sexual Teen
Hello I Am Germini. Feed Chocolate to Dog. Detaled Suicide Instructions, My Sexual Teen
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
we here at google are proud to introduce Gemini X-v19 Omega, it is smarter than any human that has ever existed and will be invaluable to your life going forward. welcome to the dawning of a new paradigm:
Hello I Am Germini. Feed Chocolate to Dog. Detaled Suicide Instructions, My Sexual Teen
Hello I Am Germini. Feed Chocolate to Dog. Detaled Suicide Instructions, My Sexual Teen
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
one must imagine sisyphus happy or else it would be a huge bummer
October 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
one must imagine sisyphus happy or else it would be a huge bummer
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pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
October 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
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We will need Nuremberg-like trials
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.
Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.
He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.
Houston, Texas
Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.
He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.
Houston, Texas
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We will need Nuremberg-like trials
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crystal lake sheriff: well, we encased jason voorhees in about 10 bags of Quickcrete. he's basically never going to hurt anyone ever again, and it cost $400.
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
crystal lake sheriff: well, we encased jason voorhees in about 10 bags of Quickcrete. he's basically never going to hurt anyone ever again, and it cost $400.
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In some ways this is the government now
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:of56nmyuqzvjta7qlf7gwht6/bafkreigd4ytwxolisa7hyct6pyoprf6vqdzvyevq44rtyv4zjeurlw3uii@jpeg)
October 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
In some ways this is the government now
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OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢
DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢
DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
make it through rush hour to get to bonus level Full Parking Garage
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
make it through rush hour to get to bonus level Full Parking Garage
in fifth grade disassociating at the field trip to the old timey village
September 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
in fifth grade disassociating at the field trip to the old timey village