Elegant Trash
@draculafactory.bsky.social
prospective archivist | fan of New Wave sci-fi, philosophy of language, and post-punk | fugitive wanted for gnostical turpitude
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medieval interior design show for lower gentry made newly wealthy through some elite kidnapping and ransom called "christ eye for the knife guy"
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
medieval interior design show for lower gentry made newly wealthy through some elite kidnapping and ransom called "christ eye for the knife guy"
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Death Rides a Pale Horse (circa 2020)
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Death Rides a Pale Horse (circa 2020)
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Old Snake in MGS4 is the most relatable game character because he's constantly dealing with back pain.
December 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Old Snake in MGS4 is the most relatable game character because he's constantly dealing with back pain.
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Working in an archive/special collections really is just doing surgery on a grape
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Working in an archive/special collections really is just doing surgery on a grape
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The inventor of the public toilet: People love it when the toilet splashes you after being flushed, right?
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The inventor of the public toilet: People love it when the toilet splashes you after being flushed, right?
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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paris hilton's diamond quest, screenshot, mobile (2006) www.mobygames.com/game/25043/p...
September 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
paris hilton's diamond quest, screenshot, mobile (2006) www.mobygames.com/game/25043/p...
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it's broken into ten parts and each one starts with him leaving the hospital like when you keep dying in Grand Theft Auto
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
it's broken into ten parts and each one starts with him leaving the hospital like when you keep dying in Grand Theft Auto
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This is both funny and fascinating to see, but notice how the bottle *explodes* when the arm of the robot goes down at the end.
This thing is also incredibly dangerous.
This thing is also incredibly dangerous.
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This is both funny and fascinating to see, but notice how the bottle *explodes* when the arm of the robot goes down at the end.
This thing is also incredibly dangerous.
This thing is also incredibly dangerous.
I want this thing to perform my execution
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I want this thing to perform my execution
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Here's to you, Homer and Bart
Rest forever, Lisa and Marge
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
Rest forever, Lisa and Marge
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Here's to you, Homer and Bart
Rest forever, Lisa and Marge
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
Rest forever, Lisa and Marge
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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December 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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My take on that one R. Crumb panel from sometime last year.
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My take on that one R. Crumb panel from sometime last year.
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Good Lunch; Mekla, Algeria https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=36.68722349999999%2C4.266935699999999&query_place_id=ChIJsxq8xWKvjRIRnjfS76nyUpY
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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