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He/him. Zootopia fanfic writer. Born in the 20th century.

If you use or defend the use of genAI, then I have no use for you.

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#wildehopps #merrychristmas

“You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.”
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Airing your familial grievances in public, much less across multiple (almost certainly monetized) platforms, has nothing to do with injustice and everything to do with MAGA grift sympathy farming. This woman isn't interested in re-establishing contact with her daughter. It's all about the cash.
December 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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welp :/ french wolf chef canceled
Terrible News from Intermarché. They have partnered with our main brand of Photo Booth to have a picture of yourself with their wolf thanks to GenAI 🤮

Another excellent reminder than companies are NEVER your friends nor bearer of moral compass, despite giving money to talented animation studios 😔
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Man, when your site has fallen below *Reddit* among teens...
It's very important we all go back to Twitter, a website as popular with young people as chlamydia.
Teens turn to a variety of online platforms, but YouTube continues to stand out. Roughly nine-in-ten teens report ever using it. TikTok, Instagram and Snapchat are the next most widely used platforms.
December 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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It's very important we all go back to Twitter, a website as popular with young people as chlamydia.
Teens turn to a variety of online platforms, but YouTube continues to stand out. Roughly nine-in-ten teens report ever using it. TikTok, Instagram and Snapchat are the next most widely used platforms.
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
My bank sends me freakout texts if I spend $60 at the grocery store, but was cool with someone using my number to spend $55 at a sushi place in a different state.

When I report fraudulent use, they insta-lock my card and send a new one that takes a full week to arrive.

Customer service.
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'm sad to report that I will need an infusion of at least $800 billion and over half of the world's potable water supply to write my next WildeHopps fluff piece
Amazing how a bunch of broke-ass furries can keep churning out amazing art, stories and animations constantly but billion-dollar companies are like “nooo we need AI, making stuff is haaard and our investors want more moneyyy.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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If Homestar had a fursona, he'd be a hamster so he could call himself Hamster Runner.

Eh? Eh? Don't you agree @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social? EH?
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Aren't you going to ID me for the drink?"
(Looks at shirt, back at face)
"No need, sir."
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Yeah, data isn't so fun now is it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Sense of humors
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
IT'S HAPPENING
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Captain Torture
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Heads up: if you are describing a fox, there’s like a 99% chance that you will use the adjective ‘sly.’
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Now I understand 67. This morning the clock said 6 and my body knew it was 7.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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“Trunk or treat” 1/3
October 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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yay!
October 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Had a blast watching @tmbg.bsky.social last night at the Madison in Covington. Will do my best to catch them on their next pass.
October 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM