Rick Dangerous
@donnybigsteppa.bsky.social
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Just lied my way into a job operating a construction crane. Lives are at risk due to my inexperience and sluggish cognitive tempo. AITAH?
April 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Just lied my way into a job operating a construction crane. Lives are at risk due to my inexperience and sluggish cognitive tempo. AITAH?
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i need to consult a The Accountant lore master. his one meal is bacon, eggs, and what I thought were silver dollar pancakes based on how they have pockmark bubbles and brown from center out. But a meal involving batter suggests a level of cleanup that would be unacceptable to the character (🧵 1/23)
April 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i need to consult a The Accountant lore master. his one meal is bacon, eggs, and what I thought were silver dollar pancakes based on how they have pockmark bubbles and brown from center out. But a meal involving batter suggests a level of cleanup that would be unacceptable to the character (🧵 1/23)
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brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
Women want me, fish need me
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Women want me, fish need me
Freaky Santa be like, "Let me slide down that chimney and eat that cookie😼😼"
January 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Freaky Santa be like, "Let me slide down that chimney and eat that cookie😼😼"
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coming up with a wild take that is completely orthogonal to current political crises. how about like single player games are a corruption of the fundamentally social character of play. valorant, chess, and softball are morally good games. assassin's creed, balatro, and dragon age are evil
January 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
coming up with a wild take that is completely orthogonal to current political crises. how about like single player games are a corruption of the fundamentally social character of play. valorant, chess, and softball are morally good games. assassin's creed, balatro, and dragon age are evil
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no idea what inspired me to make this last night 🤷
January 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
no idea what inspired me to make this last night 🤷
So much booboo in my pants you would've thought it was two ghosts
January 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
So much booboo in my pants you would've thought it was two ghosts
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Call me Nixon the way my richard makes her gates water
January 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Call me Nixon the way my richard makes her gates water
the deep state is real and you ignoramuses just can't see it... the damn ventrilo-queers always pull my strings in my sleep and make me dream gay things... gay geppetto is powerful but straight pinocchio will prevail...
January 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
the deep state is real and you ignoramuses just can't see it... the damn ventrilo-queers always pull my strings in my sleep and make me dream gay things... gay geppetto is powerful but straight pinocchio will prevail...
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contrary to what some people say, there is a way to tell if an artist you love is problematic. the first thing you need is a really, really big scale. the old fashioned hanging kind with a pan on each side. next you need a feather, preferably from an ostrich. now comes the hard part,
January 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
contrary to what some people say, there is a way to tell if an artist you love is problematic. the first thing you need is a really, really big scale. the old fashioned hanging kind with a pan on each side. next you need a feather, preferably from an ostrich. now comes the hard part,
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if u can't handle me at my squidward, you don't deserve me at my spongebob
January 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
if u can't handle me at my squidward, you don't deserve me at my spongebob
I can read poop, I'm the Poop-Teller. But the real question is: Who's Poop-Penn???
January 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I can read poop, I'm the Poop-Teller. But the real question is: Who's Poop-Penn???
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Bad news son… looks like you have a hawk tuah deficiency. Take 200mg of hawk tuah via oral route for the next two weeks, and we will follow up and retest your hawk tuah levels
December 31, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Bad news son… looks like you have a hawk tuah deficiency. Take 200mg of hawk tuah via oral route for the next two weeks, and we will follow up and retest your hawk tuah levels
For Christmas I want cunt on Earth and good-slay towards men
December 22, 2024 at 2:40 AM
For Christmas I want cunt on Earth and good-slay towards men
Non-Binary Squirter named Pee
December 17, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Non-Binary Squirter named Pee
Lex Luther King Jr.
December 15, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Lex Luther King Jr.
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i ve purchased a highly expensive device to monitor my semen flow and keep it below ≤~0.02 and above ~0.00555 by sucking & electrocuting me
December 14, 2024 at 11:13 PM
i ve purchased a highly expensive device to monitor my semen flow and keep it below ≤~0.02 and above ~0.00555 by sucking & electrocuting me
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Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color
Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon
Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon
Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
December 9, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color
Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon
Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon
Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
My handler let me out to wipe the baseboards and I got two pieces of bread as a reward instead of my usual one 😎😎 #CagedUpLiving #TheyHateUsCauseTheyAintUs #WhiteBread
December 2, 2024 at 6:43 PM
My handler let me out to wipe the baseboards and I got two pieces of bread as a reward instead of my usual one 😎😎 #CagedUpLiving #TheyHateUsCauseTheyAintUs #WhiteBread